Something is hatching in the hen hoose - can you have a look for me please?

A Dicken was enough of a shock to me - I've had to have a wee dram for the shock.



I canna go in there again.



Have a wee bitty peek ta see whit has happened the noo for me will ye?

Something is hatching in the hen hoose - can you have a look for me please?
All is well in the hen house, more wee ones are on the way. They may be a little 'mixed-up', but adorable, none the less. We will just have to wait to see which side of the family they resemble.
Reply:Is it really possible for a chick to be born with that tartan pattern? Especially as it's not even the McIver tartan? (Wait...isn't that the STEWART ROYAL tartan that wee chickie is sporting?)



HETTIE...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!



Edit...OUCH! That sounds really painful my lady. Are you sure you should be punishing the chick for the sire's misdeeds?
Reply:Now now as I said it wasnt' Hettis' fault. If you duck around behind the hen hoose you will see that dastardly drake from donaldsons farm.

We need a Wonder Woman and a Majestic McTealc to scare the foul feathered fowl back whence he came!!!



Never fear Hetti me girl we are on the way!!!
Reply:I saw something nasty in the woodshed.
Reply:aye tis just like the stewarts to a bein chook ducken lol
Reply:Its a platyken! Aye, Hetti confused a platypus with a duck!



Too much Glendenfiddish that night, that party girl!



They all look good under the influence....then you wake up the next mrning and think, what in the he-l did I do? I got to get outta here! So Hetti flew the coop!