Do you think Gordon Brown was amused then?

Gordon Brown is being shown around a hospital. Towards the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward and goes up to the first patient and the chap replies:



"Fair fa" your honest sonsie face,

Great chieftain o the puddin`-race!

Aboon them a`ye tak your place,



Painch, tripe, or thairm:

Weel are ye wordy of a grace

As lang`s my arm."



Gordon, being somewhat confused, grins and moves on to the next patient and greets him. He replies:



"Some hae meat, and canna eat,

And some wad eat that want it;

But we hae meat and we can eat,

And sae the Lord be thankit."



The third patient starts rattling off as follows:



"Wee sleekit, cow`rin, tim`rous beastie,

O, what a panic`s in thy breastie!

Thou need na start awa sae hasty,

Wi bickering brattle!

I wad be laith to rin an chase thee,

Wi murdering pattle!"



Gordon turns to the doctor accompanying him and asks what sort of ward this is. A mental ward?



"No," replies the doctor.



"It`s the Burns unit."

Do you think Gordon Brown was amused then?
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Reply:ha ha i like it
Reply:Like it ,Very good
Reply:And typically Scottish just like the "Prime Minister" and the "Chancellor"



Do we live in Scotland then?? I'm getting a bit confused...................................



LOL!!

Cheers for that one!!

Star time!! *
Reply:ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh
Reply:he might be.
Reply:very very good. hahahahahaha

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Reply:Haha! I love this! I love Burns night celebrations anyway, so this was right up my street! Thank you honey X
Reply:classic heard it a different way, cany mind where.
Reply:hahaha very good. lol
Reply:Funny
Reply:that was so funny and original ava star you comic

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