Do these sayings confirm whether a person is a True Scot----?

You know you are a true scot if................

1. You can pronounce McConnochie,Ecclefechan, Milgavie, Sauchiehall St, St. Enoch and aufurfuksake,

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.

4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop without sleveren when yer blootert.

5.Ye kin faw aboot pashed withoot spullin yer drink.

6. Ye see people wearing shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!

7. Ye measure distance in minutes.

8.Ye kin understaun Rab C Nisbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.

9 Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer words.

10.Ye ken wit haggis is made ae an still like eating it.

Out of space, Finally ......A wee Glesga wummin goes intae the butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer,and is standind haunds ahint his back,with his ers aimed at the fire.

The wee wummin checks oot the display case then asks,"Is that yer ayrshire bacon? naw, am heatin ma haun!s,hen

Do these sayings confirm whether a person is a True Scot----?
Either you are a troll, or are from Glasgow (LOL)! Either way, it was an easy 2 points for me.



To answer your question...no, they are just stereotypes of Scots, in particular those Scots that live in a certain large Scottish City on the West Coast.



Liked your joke about the Ayrshire bacon though (groan).

:)
Reply:Weel noo, Ah cannae be certain abit confirmin' 'at, bein' as Ah am nae a Scot myself. Ye gart some braw points thocht an' it was an interestin' reid if Ah dae say sae.
Reply:there's a moose loose aboot this hoose...
Reply:Naw Pal.!!!