Lasr one for now?

Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court.



Angelina says: "Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he'always pickna his nose ana when we maka love he's a never letsa me on top. I just canna taka dis anymore."



The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, isa dis true.You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself?"



Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be on da bottom. Itsa all go'sa back to when I'ma young boy. My poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I always follow ev'ryting he say. My poppa one day he says, Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life. Number one, you always keepa your nose clean. Ana number two, never screw up.

Lasr one for now?
hahahaha very funny



hows my girl ? havent been on lately so i have missed you xx
Reply:SO it's a case of lost in translation...... Ha ha. Thanks for the giggle. Merry Christmas!
Reply:good one.
Reply:Your good, imao, cheers again xxxxx
Reply:I agree. You should always keep on top of things !
Reply:hahahaha!!
Reply:ha ha that was a good one liked it cheers x
Reply:nice
Reply:Very funny.
Reply:Lasr timea I gona tella youa no gooda with the Italiano 1/10
Reply:ha! why r they talking a funny likea dis? lmao
Reply:thats definatly 10 /10
Reply:laffin
Reply:hehe lol I like it!

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