Some people might get this unless they are Scottish, but if you are bright you might.?

%26gt;Scottish Hospital

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%26gt;An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of the

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%26gt;tour he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no signs of

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%26gt;injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:

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%26gt;"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!".

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%26gt;The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, who

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%26gt;immediately launches into "Some hae meat, and canna eat, and some wad eat

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%26gt;that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, and sae the Lord be thankit."

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%26gt;The next patient sits up and declaims: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous

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%26gt;beastie, O what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae

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%26gt;hasty, wi' bickering bl'attle. I wad be laith to run and chase thee, wi'

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%26gt;murdering

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%26gt;prattle." "Well," says the Englishman to his Scottish colleague, "I see you

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%26gt;saved the

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%26gt;psychiatric ward for the last." "No, no," the Scottish doctor corrects him,

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%26gt;"This is the

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%26gt;Serious Burns Unit."

Some people might get this unless they are Scottish, but if you are bright you might.?
lol
Reply:Why do you think Scottish people wouldn't get this joke? It's the oldest joke in the book %26amp; actually quite funny. Are you calling Scottish people stupid?
Reply:ohhhhhh......is it they are burnedon theyre face so they cant talk or eat and they want to eat?????other than that i dont get it
Reply:Very funny . ha ha ha ha ha !
Reply:Sorry Suzie - need a translation! CJ
Reply:LOL! Thats funny!
Reply:i love it!

hilarious
Reply:asin in Robbie Burns, some people are just thick! nice one!
Reply:im scottish, i get it, very good :)
Reply:Is this english?
Reply:ok mmmm.... i don't really get it....