A naughty joke again ;-)?

Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house exclaiming, "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button that's come off of me fly? I canna button me pants. "



"Oh Angus ... I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if MRS. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it."



About 5 minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling doon the stairs.



Walking back in the door with a blackend eye and a bloody nose comes Angus. The little lady looks at him and says, "My god, what happened to ya? Did you ask her like I told you?"



"Aye," says Angus. "I asked her to sew on the wee button an she did.

Everything was goin fine BUT WHEN SHE BENT DOWN TO BITE OFF THE THREAD, MR. MacDonald WALKED IN...

A naughty joke again ;-)?
HEY!!

I am extremely offended!



I am a personal friend of Mr. MacDonald, and I know the full story:

He was just angry that she was ONLY sewing a button on. He just had a bet wit his friends that his wife was cheating on him, and that he would catch her that very day.



Im glad I cleared that up!
Reply:i didnt read it i just think giving stars is fun.....a star 4 u
Reply:I agree completely with DichloroDiphenyl.

at the start i thought it will have something to do with his accent.
Reply:naughty indeed ^_^



thanks for sharing!
Reply:Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was outrageously funny! LMFAO!!!
Reply:Good one.
Reply:hahah that was good
Reply:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ah a!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really liked it!!!! I'm gonna use this one!!!!!!!! sTaR 4 U!!!!!!!!!!!!!



~katie
Reply:hehe
Reply:Ok, thanks....I guess. Pretty funny though.
Reply:Brrr... Psss
Reply:Aaaww!! NO!! LOL. LOL. LOL.



Kudos! 10*.



Great, great joke, my Friend!
Reply:hahaha!....lmao! naughty naughty naughty! thanks for the laughs...star..;-)
Reply:Awesome
Reply:ha, funny
Reply:Sounds about right.
Reply:and has given me good bang.
Reply:he he he he he ............rflmo!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Go up there again and see if Mr MacDonald's gone and... Mrs Macdonald, she hadn't bitten it off.
Reply:oops....poor Angus... :-)
Reply:Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over.



The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, Nope, aint Bubba.



The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, Yup, hes pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.



The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, No, it aint Bubba.



The mortician asked, How can you tell?



Gomer said, Well, Bubba had two assholes.



What? He had two assholes? said the mortician.



Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.
Reply:Thats hilarious! I'm going to add this to my myspace crediting you. Nice one...reallly.lol i cant stop laughing!
Reply:As usual..... ur ROCKING.!!!!.. good one...
Reply:is it THAT funny??????????
Reply:cool
Reply:lol ur very naughtyguy
Reply:Very Very good Joke . Never heared that one before. Thanks for the laugh.
Reply:hahaha very funny thanks
Reply:That is very funny
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Reply:Excellent one. I enjoyed. Its a tempting joke.