Tony Blair never one to miss out on a good photo opportunity, visits and Edinburgh Hospital. During his round

he enters a ward which is filled with patients with obvious signs of injury or illness %26amp; greets one. The patient replies "fair fe yeor honest sonsie face,chieftain of the pudding race, ab.. them a you take your place, paintif tripe or thairim, as langs my airm. Blaire is confused, for the benefit of the tv camera, he applies his well known, wide beaming grin and moves on to greet the next. The 2nd patient responds to his famous visitor with "some have meat and canna eat, and some wad eat that want it, but we hae meat and we canny eat , so let the Lord be thank it". Even more confused and with his grin now rectus, the Prime Minister moves on to the next patient, who immed begins to chant, "Wee sleekit, cowerin impatis beestie, those needna start awa sae hastie, wae bickerin brattle. Seriously troubled and realising that he can no longer fake it. Blaire turns to an accompanying doc %26amp; whispers "What kind of facility is this? A mental ward" Och No" "This is the serious Burns Unit"

Tony Blair never one to miss out on a good photo opportunity, visits and Edinburgh Hospital. During his round
Scotland have their own Parliament. Most want independance.



Perhaps they should have their own jokes?



Sorry, I am sure lots of Scots will understand the joke, and it is funny But after years working with Jocks, I cannae understand ye.



But try.......

Chap completing forms for the National Census. Approaches a building in the dark, in the woolly wilds of Scotland. Knocks on the door, and a bairn answers.

"Is your mum in"

"No, she went out when my dad came in"

"Is your dae in, then"

" No, he went out when my sister came in"

"Well, is she in then"

"No - she went out when I came in"



"What is this. A bloody mad house?"



"No, an outside shothouse"
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Reply:asylum?
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Reply:Grooooooan....!



ho ho ho
Reply:thats an old one
Reply:haha great.. do more please