One for the Scots?

Blair goes to Scotland



Tony Blair is being shown round an Edinburgh hospital and enters a ward

full of patients with no apparent signs of injury. He approaches the first

and says 'how are you today?' the guy replies



'Fair fa' you honest sonsie face,



Great Chieftain o' the puddin' race



Aboon them a' ye tak your place,



Painch, tripe or thaim,



Weel are ye wordy o' a' grace, As lang's me arm.'



Tony, confused, grins and moves on to the next patient and offers the same

greeting, to which the guy says



'Some hae meat and canna eat,



And some wid eat that want it,



But we hae meat and we can eat,



So say the Lord be thankit.'



Tony's getting really baffled now, but moves on again and asks another

patient how he's doing - receives reply



'Wee sleekit, cow'r'in' tim'rous beastie,



O, what a panic's in thy breastie!



Thou need na start awa sae hasty,



Wi bickerin' brattle!'



Finally exasperated, Tony turns to the doctor and says 'what is this, a

mental ward?'



'No,' says the doctor, 'It's the Serious Burns Unit"

One for the Scots?
That was pure dead brill doll, only fair to gie ye wan



A wee boy - Dominic - is walking down the road in his brand new celtic track suit and brand new trainers, he has one lace of his trainer done up tidy and the other is trailing behind him



A big guy stops him and says "nice trainers" and Dominic replies "Aye Stonkin' eh" the big guy points that the lace is not tied up and wee Dominic takes the huff "s'meant to be yon way big man, the instructions 'ron the trainers"



"Wit" says the big yin



"Aye" says Domoinic taking off his shoe and showing it to the guy "See" and on the bottom of the trainer is, wait for it..

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TAIWAN.
Reply:very good!! lol
Reply:I like it, thanks.
Reply:ha ha ha ha ha very funny
Reply:Quality
Reply:LOL Very Good :-)
Reply:that's hilarious - good one.
Reply:Heh Heh Heh! ^_^
Reply:hee hee hee hee
Reply:lol aye i like it
Reply:akida neu
Reply:THATS GREAT, post another one as soon as please
Reply:Great laugh! Thanks! :D
Reply:That's 'braw'
Reply:Very very funny, enjoyed that.
Reply:very good
Reply:and why would it be in edinburgh would it not be more likely to be in an ayrshire hospital like the one i trained at -ballochmyle(only its private houses now)
Reply:good joke but rikki fuklton beat u to it,he did a sketch on scotch and wry years and years ago, but its still funny so top marks

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