I'm guessing I would have to bring them in each winter like Canna and Caladium bulbs since located in Region 5-ish? (St. Louis, MO). Would this be accurate?
If Calla Lily bulbs multiply then?
Yes, you'll have to bring them in. They can take a slight frost but will die from a hard one, and won't survive a freeze at all.
I've grown them, and if they get frozen you'll have mush :(
Reply:I keep mine in pots. They do great in my basement in the winter months.
Reply:Calla Lillies are so STINKIN Gorgeous!
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Need a Bible verse?
where in the bible does it say that this world will slip away or not last, that thee things of this world are only temporary. I know its there somewhere but i canna find it!
Need a Bible verse?
1John 2:15-17 .?.?.Do not be loving either the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him; 16?because everything in the world—the desire of the flesh and the desire of the eyes and the showy display of one’s means of life—does not originate with the Father, but originates with the world. 17?Furthermore, the world is passing away and so is its desire, but he that does the will of God remains forever.
Reply:Here is the scripture I think you are looking for.
Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.
Luke 21 :33
Reply:2Co 4:18 While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.
Reply:Those who use the things of the world should not become attached to them. For this world as we know it will soon pass away.
For you have been born again, but not to a life that will quickly end. Your new life will last forever because it comes from the eternal, living word of God. As the Scriptures say,
“People are like grass;
their beauty is like a flower in the field.
The grass withers and the flower fades.
But the word of the Lord remains forever.”
That is why we never give up. Though our bodies are dying, our spirits are being renewed every day. For our present troubles are small and won’t last very long. Yet they produce for us a glory that vastly outweighs them and will last forever! So we don’t look at the troubles we can see now; rather, we fix our gaze on things that cannot be seen. For the things we see now will soon be gone, but the things we cannot see will last forever.
We are all infected and impure with sin.
When we display our righteous deeds,
they are nothing but filthy rags.
Like autumn leaves, we wither and fall,
and our sins sweep us away like the wind.
Yet no one calls on your name
or pleads with you for mercy.
Therefore, you have turned away from us
and turned us over to our sins.
Reply:Mathew 24:35 “"Heaven and earth will pass away, but My words will not pass away.”
also Luke 21:33
Reply:Isaiah 65:17 For, behold, I create new heavens and a new earth: and the former shall not be remembered, nor come into mind.
i know there is yet another, give me a moment
can't find another
Reply:II Peter 3
"10": But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
"11": Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
"12": Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
Reply:read a bible
and search it yourself
im catholic
Reply:2 Corinthians 4:18
So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.
Reply:"Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words shall never pass away". - Jesus
Reply:this sounds scary
2Pe 3:10 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, and then the heavens will pass away with a roar, and the heavenly bodies will be burned up and dissolved, and the earth and the works that are done on it will be exposed.
2Pe 3:11 Since all these things are thus to be dissolved, what sort of people ought you to be in lives of holiness and godliness,
2Pe 3:12 waiting for and hastening the coming of the day of God, because of which the heavens will be set on fire and dissolved, and the heavenly bodies will melt as they burn!
Psa 102:25 Of old you laid the foundation of the earth, and the heavens are the work of your hands.
Psa 102:26 They will perish, but you will remain; they will all wear out like a garment. You will change them like a robe, and they will pass away,
Psa 102:27 but you are the same, and your years have no end.
hope these help
God bless
Reply:ther are more than these 2 but these are the best ones...
Psalm 102:25-26
In the beginning you laid the foundations of the earth,
and the heavens are the work of your hands.
They will perish, but you remain; they will all wear out like a garment. Like clothing you will change them and they will be discarded.
Isaiah 51:6
Lift up your eyes to the heavens, look at the earth beneath; the heavens will vanish like smoke, the earth will wear out like a garment and its inhabitants die like flies. But my salvation will last forever, my righteousness will never fail.
Reply:All I know is that it is in the New Testament, most likely in the Pauline Epistles
Reply:you looking for 2 Corinthians 4:18?
Reply:NOWHERE
This will be the home of God in the eternity.
Rev 21:2 And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
Only the world and heaven ages past away.
Need a Bible verse?
1John 2:15-17 .?.?.Do not be loving either the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him; 16?because everything in the world—the desire of the flesh and the desire of the eyes and the showy display of one’s means of life—does not originate with the Father, but originates with the world. 17?Furthermore, the world is passing away and so is its desire, but he that does the will of God remains forever.
Reply:Here is the scripture I think you are looking for.
Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.
Luke 21 :33
Reply:2Co 4:18 While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.
Reply:Those who use the things of the world should not become attached to them. For this world as we know it will soon pass away.
For you have been born again, but not to a life that will quickly end. Your new life will last forever because it comes from the eternal, living word of God. As the Scriptures say,
“People are like grass;
their beauty is like a flower in the field.
The grass withers and the flower fades.
But the word of the Lord remains forever.”
That is why we never give up. Though our bodies are dying, our spirits are being renewed every day. For our present troubles are small and won’t last very long. Yet they produce for us a glory that vastly outweighs them and will last forever! So we don’t look at the troubles we can see now; rather, we fix our gaze on things that cannot be seen. For the things we see now will soon be gone, but the things we cannot see will last forever.
We are all infected and impure with sin.
When we display our righteous deeds,
they are nothing but filthy rags.
Like autumn leaves, we wither and fall,
and our sins sweep us away like the wind.
Yet no one calls on your name
or pleads with you for mercy.
Therefore, you have turned away from us
and turned us over to our sins.
Reply:Mathew 24:35 “"Heaven and earth will pass away, but My words will not pass away.”
also Luke 21:33
Reply:Isaiah 65:17 For, behold, I create new heavens and a new earth: and the former shall not be remembered, nor come into mind.
i know there is yet another, give me a moment
can't find another
Reply:II Peter 3
"10": But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
"11": Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
"12": Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
Reply:read a bible
and search it yourself
im catholic
Reply:2 Corinthians 4:18
So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.
Reply:"Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words shall never pass away". - Jesus
Reply:this sounds scary
2Pe 3:10 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, and then the heavens will pass away with a roar, and the heavenly bodies will be burned up and dissolved, and the earth and the works that are done on it will be exposed.
2Pe 3:11 Since all these things are thus to be dissolved, what sort of people ought you to be in lives of holiness and godliness,
2Pe 3:12 waiting for and hastening the coming of the day of God, because of which the heavens will be set on fire and dissolved, and the heavenly bodies will melt as they burn!
Psa 102:25 Of old you laid the foundation of the earth, and the heavens are the work of your hands.
Psa 102:26 They will perish, but you will remain; they will all wear out like a garment. You will change them like a robe, and they will pass away,
Psa 102:27 but you are the same, and your years have no end.
hope these help
God bless
Reply:ther are more than these 2 but these are the best ones...
Psalm 102:25-26
In the beginning you laid the foundations of the earth,
and the heavens are the work of your hands.
They will perish, but you remain; they will all wear out like a garment. Like clothing you will change them and they will be discarded.
Isaiah 51:6
Lift up your eyes to the heavens, look at the earth beneath; the heavens will vanish like smoke, the earth will wear out like a garment and its inhabitants die like flies. But my salvation will last forever, my righteousness will never fail.
Reply:All I know is that it is in the New Testament, most likely in the Pauline Epistles
Reply:you looking for 2 Corinthians 4:18?
Reply:NOWHERE
This will be the home of God in the eternity.
Rev 21:2 And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
Only the world and heaven ages past away.
Could you identify this illness?
Gordon Brown is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one. The patient replies:
"Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin race,
Aboon them a ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm."
Brown is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient.
The patient responds:
"Some hae meat an canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat an we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit."
Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the PM moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,
O the panic in thy breasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle."
Now seriously troubled, Brown turns to the accompanying doctor and asks "Is this a psychiatric ward?"
"No," replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit."
Could you identify this illness?
Absolutely brilliant.
This is the best joke, including mine, that has been on here for ages.
Have a star.
Don`t you just love some of the other answers.
Makes it all worthwhile.
Good job you didn`t mention "Rabbie Burns"
They would think it is a Jewish joke. Ha Ha.
Reply:Serious Burns as opposed to George Burns?
Reply:That's the scotts 4 ya, may b rab nessbit was there 2.
Reply:Sounds to me like a case of overdosing on haggis and falling into a stuper of trying to recite poetry written by Robert Burns, the famous Scottish poet.
Reply:Well you got me laughing my head off!
you deserve a star! *
well done!!!!!!!
Reply:Cool
Reply:I don't get it.
Does anyone else not get it or am I just slow .. =(
Reply:I LOVE SNOW
Reply:oh they got burned and cannot speak correctly makes sense to me.
Reply:heres your star
Reply:erm they burnt their tongue??
Reply:haha very good!
Reply:ah but my love is a red red rose. i cant believe some of the answers to this. its a bloody good joke.
Reply:Very funny. I'm not that familiar with Burn's work but a good joke nevertheless.
Reply:Is Burns like a William Shakespeare?
Reply:na i dont get it either
Reply:Sounds to me as though they all seriously burned their tounges. Therefore, their tounges are all bandaged up, so they're having trouble speaking... And for some reason also feel like speaking in rhyme...
fruit baskets
"Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin race,
Aboon them a ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm."
Brown is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient.
The patient responds:
"Some hae meat an canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat an we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit."
Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the PM moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,
O the panic in thy breasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle."
Now seriously troubled, Brown turns to the accompanying doctor and asks "Is this a psychiatric ward?"
"No," replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit."
Could you identify this illness?
Absolutely brilliant.
This is the best joke, including mine, that has been on here for ages.
Have a star.
Don`t you just love some of the other answers.
Makes it all worthwhile.
Good job you didn`t mention "Rabbie Burns"
They would think it is a Jewish joke. Ha Ha.
Reply:Serious Burns as opposed to George Burns?
Reply:That's the scotts 4 ya, may b rab nessbit was there 2.
Reply:Sounds to me like a case of overdosing on haggis and falling into a stuper of trying to recite poetry written by Robert Burns, the famous Scottish poet.
Reply:Well you got me laughing my head off!
you deserve a star! *
well done!!!!!!!
Reply:Cool
Reply:I don't get it.
Does anyone else not get it or am I just slow .. =(
Reply:I LOVE SNOW
Reply:oh they got burned and cannot speak correctly makes sense to me.
Reply:heres your star
Reply:erm they burnt their tongue??
Reply:haha very good!
Reply:ah but my love is a red red rose. i cant believe some of the answers to this. its a bloody good joke.
Reply:Very funny. I'm not that familiar with Burn's work but a good joke nevertheless.
Reply:Is Burns like a William Shakespeare?
Reply:na i dont get it either
Reply:Sounds to me as though they all seriously burned their tounges. Therefore, their tounges are all bandaged up, so they're having trouble speaking... And for some reason also feel like speaking in rhyme...
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Translations....please?
It's in like old english and can someone translate this into modern? Thanks!
'How ’tis, ma’am,’ resumed Stephen, appearing still to find his natural refuge in Louisa’s face, ‘that what is best in us fok, seems to turn us most to trouble an’ misfort’n an’ mistake, I dunno. But ’tis so. I know ’tis, as I know the heavens is over me ahint the smoke. We’re patient too, an’ wants in general to do right. An’ I canna think the fawt is aw wi’ us.’
Translations....please?
'How it is [it seems], ma'am.’ resumed Stephen, seeming still to find safety in Louisa’s face, ‘that what is best in us fok, seems to lead to trouble and misfortune and mistake, I don't know. But it is so. I know it is, as I know the heavens are over me through the smoke. We’re patient too, and want in general to do right. And I can think the fawt is with us.’
I don't know what "fawt" is, but I did the rest.
Anything else?
'How ’tis, ma’am,’ resumed Stephen, appearing still to find his natural refuge in Louisa’s face, ‘that what is best in us fok, seems to turn us most to trouble an’ misfort’n an’ mistake, I dunno. But ’tis so. I know ’tis, as I know the heavens is over me ahint the smoke. We’re patient too, an’ wants in general to do right. An’ I canna think the fawt is aw wi’ us.’
Translations....please?
'How it is [it seems], ma'am.’ resumed Stephen, seeming still to find safety in Louisa’s face, ‘that what is best in us fok, seems to lead to trouble and misfortune and mistake, I don't know. But it is so. I know it is, as I know the heavens are over me through the smoke. We’re patient too, and want in general to do right. And I can think the fawt is with us.’
I don't know what "fawt" is, but I did the rest.
Anything else?
What is that song...?
It goes "sexy canna just got my manna, why your hips are shaking" that is all i know. Best one gets 10 points
What is that song...?
Sexy Can I by Ray J
You can listen to it for free here:
http://www.rhapsody.com/home.html
Reply:Sexy Can I by Young Berg feat T-Pain. Awesome song =]
Reply:Sexy Can I by Ray J
Reply:"sexy can i"? idk sounds like that song.
Reply:its called sexi can i
Reply:Sexy Can i-Ray j and it goes..
sexy can i just pardon my manners girl how you shake it got a playa like
Reply:I think you mean Sexy can i.
What is that song...?
Sexy Can I by Ray J
You can listen to it for free here:
http://www.rhapsody.com/home.html
Reply:Sexy Can I by Young Berg feat T-Pain. Awesome song =]
Reply:Sexy Can I by Ray J
Reply:"sexy can i"? idk sounds like that song.
Reply:its called sexi can i
Reply:Sexy Can i-Ray j and it goes..
sexy can i just pardon my manners girl how you shake it got a playa like
Reply:I think you mean Sexy can i.
Allan McGregor or Artur Boruc?
Who's the better keeper Allan McGregor by millions Boruc canna even keep a clean sheet.
Allan McGregor or Artur Boruc?
Mcgregor by a mile
Reply:Artur Boruc
Reply:They are the best 2 Goalkeepers the Old Firm have ever had
Reply:put it this way if both plays for the same team then boruc would be automatic first choice.
Reply:Allan Mc is by far the better keeper, that"s from a football point of view...... i would go as far to say i wish the guy was English and playing in goal for us !
Reply:arthur boruc by far com on the celts
Reply:i would say it is a close run thing but i would go for boruc by a whisker
Reply:Pointless question - Rangers fans will say McGregor and Celtic fans will say Boruc. Brace yourself for clean sheet references when talking about Mcgregor.
As a neutral I would say Boruc but I wouldn't be unhappy about McGregor playnig in goal for Scotland
Reply:Allan McGregor, radiotab nailed it!
Reply:A year ago, Boruc. But cumon anyone must have seen the nick of him for he first ten minutes in Barcelona. He even admitted he was a disgrace himself.
Reply:At the beginning of this season I would have said Boruc.
At the moment it's hard to separate them which goes to show how far McGregor has progressed this season.
I will choose McGregor only because I think he is still progressing where as Boruc seems to have stopped and I believe he has other issues to deal with.
But most teams would be happy with either.
Reply:mcgregor by a mile,boruc always gets involved with the opposition fans ,lacks discipline for a supposed world class keeper
Reply:They are both outstanding keepers, I would take either, if I'm pushed i would choose Boruc. But this question, will cause a stir, how many of the old firm would vote for their oppositions keeper. Not many i would think. i make my judgment as a neutral.
Reply:Oh Artur Boruc the holy goalie,he hates the huns.He blessed himself at Ibrox and the huns went off their nut,he's off his ******* rocker and he sings god bless the pope
Reply:BigD covers my answer, I would say Boruc by a baw hair but not too much in it
Reply:Oh Artur Boruc the holy goalie..................................... the best. The man is a legend and keeps it in his pants unlike McGregor!
Reply:mcgregor playin brill at minute but i think boruc is a great shot stopper, its way 2 close 2 call.
Reply:Allan Mcgregor by far...nuff said.
Reply:Boruc easily
Reply:Mc Gregor
Reply:Allan. Boruc is a pansy, He ballet dances
Reply:mcgregor is only keeper to have four consequetive clean sheets in old firm games that says it all
Allan McGregor or Artur Boruc?
Mcgregor by a mile
Reply:Artur Boruc
Reply:They are the best 2 Goalkeepers the Old Firm have ever had
Reply:put it this way if both plays for the same team then boruc would be automatic first choice.
Reply:Allan Mc is by far the better keeper, that"s from a football point of view...... i would go as far to say i wish the guy was English and playing in goal for us !
Reply:arthur boruc by far com on the celts
Reply:i would say it is a close run thing but i would go for boruc by a whisker
Reply:Pointless question - Rangers fans will say McGregor and Celtic fans will say Boruc. Brace yourself for clean sheet references when talking about Mcgregor.
As a neutral I would say Boruc but I wouldn't be unhappy about McGregor playnig in goal for Scotland
Reply:Allan McGregor, radiotab nailed it!
Reply:A year ago, Boruc. But cumon anyone must have seen the nick of him for he first ten minutes in Barcelona. He even admitted he was a disgrace himself.
Reply:At the beginning of this season I would have said Boruc.
At the moment it's hard to separate them which goes to show how far McGregor has progressed this season.
I will choose McGregor only because I think he is still progressing where as Boruc seems to have stopped and I believe he has other issues to deal with.
But most teams would be happy with either.
Reply:mcgregor by a mile,boruc always gets involved with the opposition fans ,lacks discipline for a supposed world class keeper
Reply:They are both outstanding keepers, I would take either, if I'm pushed i would choose Boruc. But this question, will cause a stir, how many of the old firm would vote for their oppositions keeper. Not many i would think. i make my judgment as a neutral.
Reply:Oh Artur Boruc the holy goalie,he hates the huns.He blessed himself at Ibrox and the huns went off their nut,he's off his ******* rocker and he sings god bless the pope
Reply:BigD covers my answer, I would say Boruc by a baw hair but not too much in it
Reply:Oh Artur Boruc the holy goalie..................................... the best. The man is a legend and keeps it in his pants unlike McGregor!
Reply:mcgregor playin brill at minute but i think boruc is a great shot stopper, its way 2 close 2 call.
Reply:Allan Mcgregor by far...nuff said.
Reply:Boruc easily
Reply:Mc Gregor
Reply:Allan. Boruc is a pansy, He ballet dances
Reply:mcgregor is only keeper to have four consequetive clean sheets in old firm games that says it all
Divorce court joke?
Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court.
Angelina says: "Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he'always pickna his nose ana when we maka love he's a never letsa me on top. I just canna taka dis anymore."
The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, isa dis true.You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be on da bottom. Itsa all go'sa back to when I'ma young boy. My poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I always follow ev'ryting he say. My poppa one day he says, Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life. Number one, you always keepa your nose clean. Ana number two, never screw up.
Divorce court joke?
This was so funny I had to tell it to others. Thanks for the laugh
Reply:Ha ha!
Reply:then try this
Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an asshole."
~~~~~
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
~~~~~
Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
~~~~~
For Sale
Wedding dress, size 12.
Worn once by mistake.
~~~~~
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage.
~~~~~
"I'm a big opponent of divorce. Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know?"
-- Loretta Lynn
~~~~~
Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
~~~~~
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."
Submitted by Gr8SmokyMt
~~~~~
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
~~~~~
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~~~~~
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
~~~~~
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him).
~~~~~
Did You Know?
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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~~~~~
Former Education Secretary William Bennett attended a modern wedding where the bride and groom pledged in their wedding vows to remain together "as long as love shall last."
Bennett said, "I sent paper plates as my wedding gift."
~~~~~
My soon-to-be ex-husband brought his girlfriend to divorce court this week. I guess they figured she might as well know what to expect.
~~~~~
A Woman's Perfect Breakfast
You're sitting at the breakfast table.....
Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.
Your daughter is on the cover of Fortune.
Your boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
Your husband is on the back of the milk carton.
~~~~~
A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce."
The judge says, "You've been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?"
The couple say in unison, "Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead."
~~~~~
Love may be blind, but marriage Is a real eye-opener!
~~~~~
Get a New Car for Your Spouse.
It'll be a Great Trade!
Thank you Hey you must also tell that to me!!!
Reply:LOL it is so funny! " never screw UP"
Reply:???
Reply:j
ginkgo
Angelina says: "Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he'always pickna his nose ana when we maka love he's a never letsa me on top. I just canna taka dis anymore."
The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, isa dis true.You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be on da bottom. Itsa all go'sa back to when I'ma young boy. My poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I always follow ev'ryting he say. My poppa one day he says, Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life. Number one, you always keepa your nose clean. Ana number two, never screw up.
Divorce court joke?
This was so funny I had to tell it to others. Thanks for the laugh
Reply:Ha ha!
Reply:then try this
Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an asshole."
~~~~~
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
~~~~~
Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
~~~~~
For Sale
Wedding dress, size 12.
Worn once by mistake.
~~~~~
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage.
~~~~~
"I'm a big opponent of divorce. Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know?"
-- Loretta Lynn
~~~~~
Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
~~~~~
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."
Submitted by Gr8SmokyMt
~~~~~
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
~~~~~
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~~~~~
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
~~~~~
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him).
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Did You Know?
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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Former Education Secretary William Bennett attended a modern wedding where the bride and groom pledged in their wedding vows to remain together "as long as love shall last."
Bennett said, "I sent paper plates as my wedding gift."
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My soon-to-be ex-husband brought his girlfriend to divorce court this week. I guess they figured she might as well know what to expect.
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A Woman's Perfect Breakfast
You're sitting at the breakfast table.....
Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.
Your daughter is on the cover of Fortune.
Your boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
Your husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce."
The judge says, "You've been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?"
The couple say in unison, "Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead."
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Love may be blind, but marriage Is a real eye-opener!
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Get a New Car for Your Spouse.
It'll be a Great Trade!
Thank you Hey you must also tell that to me!!!
Reply:LOL it is so funny! " never screw UP"
Reply:???
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Song Help!?
Ok I heard this song on the radio today. As most songs of the hip-hop genre go, they can be hard to decifer the lyrics. I believe it went something like
"sexy canna just parked my manna "
Anyone know?! I cant seem to find it anywhere!
Song Help!?
Sexy Can I~ by Ray Jay
here's the youtube link
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NamAzVrsAuk
Reply:cant find it...hint look it up on utube the song sometimes pops upp
Reply:"Sexy Can I" by Ray J (Featuring Yung Berg)
Reply:its sexy can i by Ray J....
Reply:The song is called Sexy can I
By Ray J. and yung berg
Reply:its Sexy Can I by Yung Berg and Ray J
Reply:Sexy Can I
By Ray Jay
Reply:ohh its by some ray guy
and the song is called sexy can i
"sexy canna just parked my manna "
Anyone know?! I cant seem to find it anywhere!
Song Help!?
Sexy Can I~ by Ray Jay
here's the youtube link
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NamAzVrsAuk
Reply:cant find it...hint look it up on utube the song sometimes pops upp
Reply:"Sexy Can I" by Ray J (Featuring Yung Berg)
Reply:its sexy can i by Ray J....
Reply:The song is called Sexy can I
By Ray J. and yung berg
Reply:its Sexy Can I by Yung Berg and Ray J
Reply:Sexy Can I
By Ray Jay
Reply:ohh its by some ray guy
and the song is called sexy can i
Slogan For My Freshman Student Council Campaign!!!?
Hey! :) I am trying to make posters for my campaign for Vice President of Freshman Student Body. Last year, my slogans were really lame, with stuff that rhymes with my name like "Have a Banana, Vote for Savannah" or "If You Canna, Vote For Savannah!" and I need to come up with something good this time. Here is a list of hobbies and stuff about me that might help you help me come up with a slogan or theme!!
I play Basketball, Volleyball, and Track/Field, and was on all the school's teams. I was in the school play, I have a 4.0 grade average, I was in the Student Body for 8th grade, and my name is Savannah (if you haven't noticed ;) ) and I am running for Vice President. Any suggestions would be gladly appreciated!! Thank you and good luck!!! Best Answer will definitely be awarded!!!
Slogan For My Freshman Student Council Campaign!!!?
Here are some:
Failer is not an option.
Savannah the bannana. VOTE for me as your President.
VOTE SAVANNAH for freshman class PRESIDENT!
freshman dreams come true when you VOTE SAVANNAH.
I will arrange field trips for our freshman class if you vote SAVANNAH!
Six Flags anyone?
Make your high school DANCE a BLAST!
VOTE SAVANNAH!
Make your PROM a BLAST!
VOTE SAVANNAH!
not bannana! Savannah!
vote for me as president!
Make your dance a TROPICANA,
vote SAVANNAH
Every one love's bannana,
So vote Savannah.
I'm your top bannana!
So vote Savannah!
Savannah, I'm a sophmore in high school, and I had fun thinking these up for you. Good luck for Vice President!
Reply:What I would say: Vote for Savannah, you know you wanna! Lol :D haha but make sure to check an online rhyming dictionary. That will help you immensely.
Reply:Hannah Montana says "vote for Savannah!"
I play Basketball, Volleyball, and Track/Field, and was on all the school's teams. I was in the school play, I have a 4.0 grade average, I was in the Student Body for 8th grade, and my name is Savannah (if you haven't noticed ;) ) and I am running for Vice President. Any suggestions would be gladly appreciated!! Thank you and good luck!!! Best Answer will definitely be awarded!!!
Slogan For My Freshman Student Council Campaign!!!?
Here are some:
Failer is not an option.
Savannah the bannana. VOTE for me as your President.
VOTE SAVANNAH for freshman class PRESIDENT!
freshman dreams come true when you VOTE SAVANNAH.
I will arrange field trips for our freshman class if you vote SAVANNAH!
Six Flags anyone?
Make your high school DANCE a BLAST!
VOTE SAVANNAH!
Make your PROM a BLAST!
VOTE SAVANNAH!
not bannana! Savannah!
vote for me as president!
Make your dance a TROPICANA,
vote SAVANNAH
Every one love's bannana,
So vote Savannah.
I'm your top bannana!
So vote Savannah!
Savannah, I'm a sophmore in high school, and I had fun thinking these up for you. Good luck for Vice President!
Reply:What I would say: Vote for Savannah, you know you wanna! Lol :D haha but make sure to check an online rhyming dictionary. That will help you immensely.
Reply:Hannah Montana says "vote for Savannah!"
Does THC become inactive if it is cooked with and then becomes cool?
Like in Canna-milk, cannabutter, or other things. And does anyone have any simple recipies like tea for me, using only one or 2 grams?
Does THC become inactive if it is cooked with and then becomes cool?
nope - still works like a charm
Does THC become inactive if it is cooked with and then becomes cool?
nope - still works like a charm
What should i do???????????????
I went 2 see PROM NIGHT and i luv this movies it wuz canna sad and also amazing i saw it 2day and am in eight grade am about 2 graduate and i feel like i shouldn't go to the prom. some time u watch movies and u get ideas from it so it makes me feel like sametin is gonna happened. i most cry in the threater. and almost the whole class wuz screening it wuz crazy. so what should i do?
What should i do???????????????
Go to the prom./ You will be sorry later if you do not go.
Reply:Go to your prom and have fun! It was a movie, not reality. Congratulations on your 8th grade graduation.
Dental Hygienist
What should i do???????????????
Go to the prom./ You will be sorry later if you do not go.
Reply:Go to your prom and have fun! It was a movie, not reality. Congratulations on your 8th grade graduation.
Dental Hygienist
Some people might get this unless they are Scottish, but if you are bright you might.?
%26gt;Scottish Hospital
%26gt;
%26gt;An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of the
%26gt;
%26gt;tour he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no signs of
%26gt;
%26gt;injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:
%26gt;
%26gt;"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!".
%26gt;
%26gt;The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, who
%26gt;
%26gt;immediately launches into "Some hae meat, and canna eat, and some wad eat
%26gt;
%26gt;that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, and sae the Lord be thankit."
%26gt;
%26gt;The next patient sits up and declaims: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous
%26gt;
%26gt;beastie, O what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae
%26gt;
%26gt;hasty, wi' bickering bl'attle. I wad be laith to run and chase thee, wi'
%26gt;
%26gt;murdering
%26gt;
%26gt;prattle." "Well," says the Englishman to his Scottish colleague, "I see you
%26gt;
%26gt;saved the
%26gt;
%26gt;psychiatric ward for the last." "No, no," the Scottish doctor corrects him,
%26gt;
%26gt;"This is the
%26gt;
%26gt;Serious Burns Unit."
Some people might get this unless they are Scottish, but if you are bright you might.?
lol
Reply:Why do you think Scottish people wouldn't get this joke? It's the oldest joke in the book %26amp; actually quite funny. Are you calling Scottish people stupid?
Reply:ohhhhhh......is it they are burnedon theyre face so they cant talk or eat and they want to eat?????other than that i dont get it
Reply:Very funny . ha ha ha ha ha !
Reply:Sorry Suzie - need a translation! CJ
Reply:LOL! Thats funny!
Reply:i love it!
hilarious
Reply:asin in Robbie Burns, some people are just thick! nice one!
Reply:im scottish, i get it, very good :)
Reply:Is this english?
Reply:ok mmmm.... i don't really get it....
%26gt;
%26gt;An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of the
%26gt;
%26gt;tour he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no signs of
%26gt;
%26gt;injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:
%26gt;
%26gt;"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!".
%26gt;
%26gt;The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, who
%26gt;
%26gt;immediately launches into "Some hae meat, and canna eat, and some wad eat
%26gt;
%26gt;that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, and sae the Lord be thankit."
%26gt;
%26gt;The next patient sits up and declaims: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous
%26gt;
%26gt;beastie, O what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae
%26gt;
%26gt;hasty, wi' bickering bl'attle. I wad be laith to run and chase thee, wi'
%26gt;
%26gt;murdering
%26gt;
%26gt;prattle." "Well," says the Englishman to his Scottish colleague, "I see you
%26gt;
%26gt;saved the
%26gt;
%26gt;psychiatric ward for the last." "No, no," the Scottish doctor corrects him,
%26gt;
%26gt;"This is the
%26gt;
%26gt;Serious Burns Unit."
Some people might get this unless they are Scottish, but if you are bright you might.?
lol
Reply:Why do you think Scottish people wouldn't get this joke? It's the oldest joke in the book %26amp; actually quite funny. Are you calling Scottish people stupid?
Reply:ohhhhhh......is it they are burnedon theyre face so they cant talk or eat and they want to eat?????other than that i dont get it
Reply:Very funny . ha ha ha ha ha !
Reply:Sorry Suzie - need a translation! CJ
Reply:LOL! Thats funny!
Reply:i love it!
hilarious
Reply:asin in Robbie Burns, some people are just thick! nice one!
Reply:im scottish, i get it, very good :)
Reply:Is this english?
Reply:ok mmmm.... i don't really get it....
5 months not on period?
hi am_____am 13 years old i came on my preriod when i was 12 this year an decamber i have not been on my period an my mom thinks am doing something like sex but am not that canna girl who would do a thing like that she did not raise me to do things like tha i havent had sex yet am scared.My friend told me it could be because am on the plus size but am to scared to even think about my weight problem please help me before i die of to scarenest even if thats not a word please am beggin you you to help.Because am and school i cant think because i got this on my mine i have to go to a good college an high school so please some give me a answerit would help
5 months not on period?
At your age, it is normal to have irregular periods. Other causes could be your weight - malnutrition - poor diet - exercise. You should consult with a doctor.
Reply:When you are young (teen years) and when you get in your late 40's and 50's - then your period becomes an irregular and unpredictable thing! I wouldn't be too worried about it - but it doesn't hurt to talk to your doctor - to understand the cause. Report It
Reply:If you had not had sex you are fine. It is normal to be irregular when you are young. It doesn't matter what size you are
Reply:Well if you havent had your second one then thats fine. Your "cycle" will be irregular probably for the first two years. Its totally normal.
Reply:It takes some time in order for your cycle and periods to become regular. This can take 1 - 2 years.
Reply:Talk to your doctor ASAP!
5 months not on period?
At your age, it is normal to have irregular periods. Other causes could be your weight - malnutrition - poor diet - exercise. You should consult with a doctor.
Reply:When you are young (teen years) and when you get in your late 40's and 50's - then your period becomes an irregular and unpredictable thing! I wouldn't be too worried about it - but it doesn't hurt to talk to your doctor - to understand the cause. Report It
Reply:If you had not had sex you are fine. It is normal to be irregular when you are young. It doesn't matter what size you are
Reply:Well if you havent had your second one then thats fine. Your "cycle" will be irregular probably for the first two years. Its totally normal.
Reply:It takes some time in order for your cycle and periods to become regular. This can take 1 - 2 years.
Reply:Talk to your doctor ASAP!
Whats That song?
wats that 1 song its like "toxic canna just parta my manna" i gots it stuck in my head!
Whats That song?
Are you talking about the song "Sexy Can I" by Ray J
Here are the lyrics
Ray..Yeah It's Yung Berg
Sexy can I
Yeah, Yeahhh
All we wanna know is....
[Chorus:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a ***** like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, Sexy can I, Sexy Can I, hit it from the front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
then we chill for a second, then we're makin love some more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
[Young Berg:]
What up lil mama, it's ya boy Youngin
G5 dippin, lui vuitton luggage (ay)
Gotta love it, ya boy so fly
All the ladies go (ohhh) when a ***** go by.
Gucci on the feet, Marc Jacob on the thigh
She wanna ride or die with cha boy in the chi.
That's right, so I let her kiss the prince
so boyfriend, she ain't missed him since.
[Ray J:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, keep it on the low.
Got a girl at the crib, we can take it to the mo-mo.
You can bring a friend, or you can ride solo.
Let me get my camera, so we can take a photo.
(Oh,ohh,ohh) Now go shawty, go shawty.
Baby when we make love it's like, (Oh,ohh,ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but shawty all I want to know is:)
sexy can I.
Sexy can I, visit you at work
When you sliding down the pole
no panties,no shirt
Then you climb back up the pole,
then you drop and do the splits.
How you make that pussy talk,
Baby damn, u workin wit it
(Oh,ohh,ohh) Now go shawty, go shawty.
I make it rain in the club like (Oh,ohh,ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but baby all I want to know is:)
Sexy can I
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Young Berg:
I don't care who's ya boy ******, or who Ray's nailing
When I give it to her, i know that she ain't tellin'
See i'm a go getta and she'll go get it
You already know ****...
(Sexy can I)
Sexy can I send for you red-eye
Fresh out the pool no towel
let it air dry.
And if you ain't ****** tonight
then you can watch that tour bus go by
[Chorus:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (oh baby)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
then we chill for a second, then we're makin love some more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a ***** like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
can i just have some fun..I said can I just have some fun
Reply:not toxic by britney spears is it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCzIP8pCr...
http://www.metrolyrics.com/toxic-lyrics-...
Whats That song?
Are you talking about the song "Sexy Can I" by Ray J
Here are the lyrics
Ray..Yeah It's Yung Berg
Sexy can I
Yeah, Yeahhh
All we wanna know is....
[Chorus:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a ***** like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, Sexy can I, Sexy Can I, hit it from the front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
then we chill for a second, then we're makin love some more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
[Young Berg:]
What up lil mama, it's ya boy Youngin
G5 dippin, lui vuitton luggage (ay)
Gotta love it, ya boy so fly
All the ladies go (ohhh) when a ***** go by.
Gucci on the feet, Marc Jacob on the thigh
She wanna ride or die with cha boy in the chi.
That's right, so I let her kiss the prince
so boyfriend, she ain't missed him since.
[Ray J:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, keep it on the low.
Got a girl at the crib, we can take it to the mo-mo.
You can bring a friend, or you can ride solo.
Let me get my camera, so we can take a photo.
(Oh,ohh,ohh) Now go shawty, go shawty.
Baby when we make love it's like, (Oh,ohh,ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but shawty all I want to know is:)
sexy can I.
Sexy can I, visit you at work
When you sliding down the pole
no panties,no shirt
Then you climb back up the pole,
then you drop and do the splits.
How you make that pussy talk,
Baby damn, u workin wit it
(Oh,ohh,ohh) Now go shawty, go shawty.
I make it rain in the club like (Oh,ohh,ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but baby all I want to know is:)
Sexy can I
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Young Berg:
I don't care who's ya boy ******, or who Ray's nailing
When I give it to her, i know that she ain't tellin'
See i'm a go getta and she'll go get it
You already know ****...
(Sexy can I)
Sexy can I send for you red-eye
Fresh out the pool no towel
let it air dry.
And if you ain't ****** tonight
then you can watch that tour bus go by
[Chorus:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (oh baby)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
then we chill for a second, then we're makin love some more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a ***** like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
can i just have some fun..I said can I just have some fun
Reply:not toxic by britney spears is it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCzIP8pCr...
http://www.metrolyrics.com/toxic-lyrics-...
Scottish..?
Ru a True Scot?
100% Scottish??
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
Scottish..?
ROFL ....brilliant. mum and dad both scottish but i was brought up in england and still understood every word lol
Reply:Ha, i understood that! my granddad was a Scot from the Hebrides. Gotta love the Scots, so darn attractive!
Reply:am well scottish man
Reply:ACH that was funny!! I like it, very good :)
Number 5 was the funniest I think, and even though I am not 100% Scot (60% Irish/30% Scot), I still think haggis is alright even though I know what it is and how its made!!
I will definately be passing this on...Thanks!!
Reply:Ach, laddie, ye've won me heart. Which tarten be your'n?
Reply:I can read it!
My mother was a Glaswegian.
Reply:This exact question was posted a few weeks back by another person on YA!. Either you are not very original, or you are that same person using a multiple account.
Either way, I don't need to answer any of those questions to know I was a true Scot since I was born in Scotland. That's good enough for me.
Reply:cun unnerston o o it ! prob yase it o in wan sentance when im foo ! Xxx
Reply:nope i can't even read half of it right
Reply:i'm not scottish i'm irish i just watched braveheart last night, good film, neways i'm here to say Scots have the sexiest accent i have ever heard!!
that is all... :)
Reply:Sorry I didn't understand a lot of that I must come from the posh end of Scotland!
Reply:lol i am pure scottish and understood every single word of that :)
Reply:Not Scottish but love the accent. Scotts are hot
Peace ?
Reply:I suppose I'm mostly Scottish... although I don't know question 1.
Reply:i dont have a clue what your talking about,
Reply:Ahhhhh, I failed the test. Does that mean I get kicked out of the Scottish fan club? ;)
Reply:I'm 135% Scottish cause thats me on ma 5th can of Super
Reply:I know #'s 3 well,#7 I wondered where that came from,
and #18,almost all,but it was a struggle.
Reply:Its makes good reading,
Reply:lol! 100% Understood!!
Reply:Thanks for giving me a good laugh today. I especially thought reading out the football scores/results in church was brilliant. Yes you're right I'm sending this off to a friend of mine who's a Scot.
I'm English by the way, but still understood it so have a star.
azalea
100% Scottish??
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
Scottish..?
ROFL ....brilliant. mum and dad both scottish but i was brought up in england and still understood every word lol
Reply:Ha, i understood that! my granddad was a Scot from the Hebrides. Gotta love the Scots, so darn attractive!
Reply:am well scottish man
Reply:ACH that was funny!! I like it, very good :)
Number 5 was the funniest I think, and even though I am not 100% Scot (60% Irish/30% Scot), I still think haggis is alright even though I know what it is and how its made!!
I will definately be passing this on...Thanks!!
Reply:Ach, laddie, ye've won me heart. Which tarten be your'n?
Reply:I can read it!
My mother was a Glaswegian.
Reply:This exact question was posted a few weeks back by another person on YA!. Either you are not very original, or you are that same person using a multiple account.
Either way, I don't need to answer any of those questions to know I was a true Scot since I was born in Scotland. That's good enough for me.
Reply:cun unnerston o o it ! prob yase it o in wan sentance when im foo ! Xxx
Reply:nope i can't even read half of it right
Reply:i'm not scottish i'm irish i just watched braveheart last night, good film, neways i'm here to say Scots have the sexiest accent i have ever heard!!
that is all... :)
Reply:Sorry I didn't understand a lot of that I must come from the posh end of Scotland!
Reply:lol i am pure scottish and understood every single word of that :)
Reply:Not Scottish but love the accent. Scotts are hot
Peace ?
Reply:I suppose I'm mostly Scottish... although I don't know question 1.
Reply:i dont have a clue what your talking about,
Reply:Ahhhhh, I failed the test. Does that mean I get kicked out of the Scottish fan club? ;)
Reply:I'm 135% Scottish cause thats me on ma 5th can of Super
Reply:I know #'s 3 well,#7 I wondered where that came from,
and #18,almost all,but it was a struggle.
Reply:Its makes good reading,
Reply:lol! 100% Understood!!
Reply:Thanks for giving me a good laugh today. I especially thought reading out the football scores/results in church was brilliant. Yes you're right I'm sending this off to a friend of mine who's a Scot.
I'm English by the way, but still understood it so have a star.
azalea
What do you think of this poem to me a Scot, I thought it was funny what do other Scots or anyone else think?
Scottish Poetry Selection
- A Mither's Lecture Tae Her Ne'er-dae-weel Son
It is easy to picture a Scots mother wagging the finger at her grown-up son and giving him a lecture when he comes back home, the worse for a wee drink (or two or three) in the days when mothers perhaps had more influence over the actions of their offspring than they do today! This poem is by Charles Nicol (1858-?) who often wrote light-hearted verses about every-day incidents.
A Mither's Lecture Tae Her Ne'er-dae-weel Son
Ye thochtless tyke, what time o" nicht
Is this for tae come hame?
Whan ither decent fouk's in bed -
Oh! div ye no think shame?
But shame's no in ye, that I ken,
Ye drucken ne'er-dae-weel!
You've mair thocht for the dram-shop there -
Aye, that ye hae, atweel!
Ye drucken loon, come tell me quick
Whaur hae ye been, ava?
I'm shair it's waefu' that frae drink
Ye canna keep awa.
An' bidin' tae sic 'oors as this,
When you should be in bed;
I doot there's something in this wark;
Come, tell the truth noo, Ted?
Can ye no speak? What's wrang wi' ye?
Ye good-for-naething loon,
Yer gettin' juist a fair disgrace,
An' that ye'll be gey soon.
Noo, dinna stan' there like a mute -
The truth I want tae ken,
Sae tell me noo the truth for aince,
It's nae too late tae men'.
You've been wi' twa-three bosom freens
At Bob Broon's birthday spree;
Aweel, aweel, if that's the case,
You this time I'll forgie.
But mind, sic wark as this, my man,
Will never, never dae;
Ye maun gie up that waefu' drink,
Aye, frae this very day!
Meaning of unusual words:
tyke=dog
div=do
ken=know
drucken=drunken
loon=boy
ava=at all
gey=very
maun=must
waefu'=woeful
What do you think of this poem to me a Scot, I thought it was funny what do other Scots or anyone else think?
Yeah I like it and love the auld mithir tongue, It's a shame alot of these words are lost now. Reminds me of ma grannie!
Reply:I loved it! I'm just glad that you weren't here to listen to me say all that out loud. Chuckles for you!!
Reply:I liked it! It reminds me a little of Robbie Burns!
Reply:I'm not a Scot but my sense of humor knows no borders as long as I can half understand the language.Thanks for the hints.
Reply:i love it,,coz,,i was born in bonnie scotland..mary.c.cheers hen.
Reply:It,s absolutely timeless,and applies as much today as it did when it was written.
Reply:Sorry Suzie - even with a translation for some of the words - I could not understand it. Thanks for trying! Hugs CJ
Reply:I can hear my father reading this...it's a lot like poetry he read me as a child. Brings tears to my eyes as well as a laugh. I like your contributions, Suzie, keep 'em coming.
Reply:I like it, you're right about the times gone by too!
Reply:brilliant..it put me in mind of my wee granny when she went off on one
Reply:Brilliant and funny.
- A Mither's Lecture Tae Her Ne'er-dae-weel Son
It is easy to picture a Scots mother wagging the finger at her grown-up son and giving him a lecture when he comes back home, the worse for a wee drink (or two or three) in the days when mothers perhaps had more influence over the actions of their offspring than they do today! This poem is by Charles Nicol (1858-?) who often wrote light-hearted verses about every-day incidents.
A Mither's Lecture Tae Her Ne'er-dae-weel Son
Ye thochtless tyke, what time o" nicht
Is this for tae come hame?
Whan ither decent fouk's in bed -
Oh! div ye no think shame?
But shame's no in ye, that I ken,
Ye drucken ne'er-dae-weel!
You've mair thocht for the dram-shop there -
Aye, that ye hae, atweel!
Ye drucken loon, come tell me quick
Whaur hae ye been, ava?
I'm shair it's waefu' that frae drink
Ye canna keep awa.
An' bidin' tae sic 'oors as this,
When you should be in bed;
I doot there's something in this wark;
Come, tell the truth noo, Ted?
Can ye no speak? What's wrang wi' ye?
Ye good-for-naething loon,
Yer gettin' juist a fair disgrace,
An' that ye'll be gey soon.
Noo, dinna stan' there like a mute -
The truth I want tae ken,
Sae tell me noo the truth for aince,
It's nae too late tae men'.
You've been wi' twa-three bosom freens
At Bob Broon's birthday spree;
Aweel, aweel, if that's the case,
You this time I'll forgie.
But mind, sic wark as this, my man,
Will never, never dae;
Ye maun gie up that waefu' drink,
Aye, frae this very day!
Meaning of unusual words:
tyke=dog
div=do
ken=know
drucken=drunken
loon=boy
ava=at all
gey=very
maun=must
waefu'=woeful
What do you think of this poem to me a Scot, I thought it was funny what do other Scots or anyone else think?
Yeah I like it and love the auld mithir tongue, It's a shame alot of these words are lost now. Reminds me of ma grannie!
Reply:I loved it! I'm just glad that you weren't here to listen to me say all that out loud. Chuckles for you!!
Reply:I liked it! It reminds me a little of Robbie Burns!
Reply:I'm not a Scot but my sense of humor knows no borders as long as I can half understand the language.Thanks for the hints.
Reply:i love it,,coz,,i was born in bonnie scotland..mary.c.cheers hen.
Reply:It,s absolutely timeless,and applies as much today as it did when it was written.
Reply:Sorry Suzie - even with a translation for some of the words - I could not understand it. Thanks for trying! Hugs CJ
Reply:I can hear my father reading this...it's a lot like poetry he read me as a child. Brings tears to my eyes as well as a laugh. I like your contributions, Suzie, keep 'em coming.
Reply:I like it, you're right about the times gone by too!
Reply:brilliant..it put me in mind of my wee granny when she went off on one
Reply:Brilliant and funny.
When do these bulb seedlings emerge?
About how long after planting should I start looking for seedlings?
Glads
Freesia
Orchid Glads
Canna
Sparaxis
Liatris
Asiati/Golden Splendor Lily
Dahlia
When do these bulb seedlings emerge?
Glads/June/Juy
Freesia - June/July
Orchid Glads/June/July
Canna/End of May
Sparaxis/June
Liatris/Mid-May
Asiati/Golden Splendor Lily late May
Dahlia = two weeks after planting outdors after all danger of frost - usually planted at end of April for mid-May start - can be started indoors in January and pinched back for lateral growth and nice bushy plants.
The above poster is correct in that these are not seedlings, as they come from bulbs, corms and tbers, but I new what you meant! ;^D
Reply:They are not seedlings; they are not coming from seed. It all depends on temps and mositure; at least a couple weeks.
Glads
Freesia
Orchid Glads
Canna
Sparaxis
Liatris
Asiati/Golden Splendor Lily
Dahlia
When do these bulb seedlings emerge?
Glads/June/Juy
Freesia - June/July
Orchid Glads/June/July
Canna/End of May
Sparaxis/June
Liatris/Mid-May
Asiati/Golden Splendor Lily late May
Dahlia = two weeks after planting outdors after all danger of frost - usually planted at end of April for mid-May start - can be started indoors in January and pinched back for lateral growth and nice bushy plants.
The above poster is correct in that these are not seedlings, as they come from bulbs, corms and tbers, but I new what you meant! ;^D
Reply:They are not seedlings; they are not coming from seed. It all depends on temps and mositure; at least a couple weeks.
Im trying to find a song but only know partial lyrics?
it goes like sexy canna pardon my mannor let me get my camara.
Im trying to find a song but only know partial lyrics?
Sexy Can I by Ray J.
Reply:Sexy can I
Ray J
(feat. Yung Berg)
Sexy can I
Yeah, Yeahhh
All we wanna know is...
[Chorus:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
Then I hit it from the back.
Know you like it like that.
Then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
Then we chill for a second, then were back at it for more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
[Young Berg:]
Wat up Lil mama, it's ya boy Youngin
G5 dippin, lui vuitton luggage (ay)
Gotta love it, ya boy so fly
All the ladies go (ohhh) when a ***** go by.
Gucci on the feet, Marc Jacob on the thigh
She wanna ride or die with ya boy in the shi.
That's right, so I let her kiss the prince
So boyfriend, she ain't missed him since.
[Ray J:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, keep it on the low.
Got a girl at the crib, we can take it to the mo-mo.
You can bring a friend, or you can ride solo.
Let me get my camera, so we can take a photo.
(Oh, ohh, ohh) Now look shawty, look shawty.
Baby when we make love it's like, (Oh, ohh, ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but shawty all I want to know is)
Sexy can I.
Sexy can I, visit you at work
When you sliding down the pole,
No panties, no shirt.
Then you climb back up the pole,
Then you drop and do the splits.
How you make that pussy talk,
Baby damn, u is a mess
(Oh, ohh, ohh) Now look shawty, look shawty.
I make it rain in the club like (Oh, ohh, ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but baby all I want to know is)
Sexy can I
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
[Young Berg:]
I don't care who's ya boy hittin, or who Ray's melon
When I give it to her, I know that she ain't tellin'
See I'm a go getta and she a go getta
You already know she...
(Sexy can I)
Sexy can I sing for you red-eye
Fresh out the pool no towel
Just let it air dry.
And if you ain't ****** tonight
Man you can watch that tour bus go by
[Chorus:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (oh baby)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
Then I hit it from the back.
Know you like it like that.
Then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
Then we chill for a second, then were back at it for more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Reply:Ray J- Sexy Can I
Reply:Okie guy, you can got that song and more songs you want from these sites below
http://jigamp3music.com
http://raphsody.com/
http://justmusicarchive.com
http://www.apple.com/itunes/
Reply:Sexy Can I-Ray J ft. Yung Berg
Reply:Sexy Can I-Ray j..Love it!
Im trying to find a song but only know partial lyrics?
Sexy Can I by Ray J.
Reply:Sexy can I
Ray J
(feat. Yung Berg)
Sexy can I
Yeah, Yeahhh
All we wanna know is...
[Chorus:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
Then I hit it from the back.
Know you like it like that.
Then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
Then we chill for a second, then were back at it for more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
[Young Berg:]
Wat up Lil mama, it's ya boy Youngin
G5 dippin, lui vuitton luggage (ay)
Gotta love it, ya boy so fly
All the ladies go (ohhh) when a ***** go by.
Gucci on the feet, Marc Jacob on the thigh
She wanna ride or die with ya boy in the shi.
That's right, so I let her kiss the prince
So boyfriend, she ain't missed him since.
[Ray J:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, keep it on the low.
Got a girl at the crib, we can take it to the mo-mo.
You can bring a friend, or you can ride solo.
Let me get my camera, so we can take a photo.
(Oh, ohh, ohh) Now look shawty, look shawty.
Baby when we make love it's like, (Oh, ohh, ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but shawty all I want to know is)
Sexy can I.
Sexy can I, visit you at work
When you sliding down the pole,
No panties, no shirt.
Then you climb back up the pole,
Then you drop and do the splits.
How you make that pussy talk,
Baby damn, u is a mess
(Oh, ohh, ohh) Now look shawty, look shawty.
I make it rain in the club like (Oh, ohh, ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but baby all I want to know is)
Sexy can I
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
[Young Berg:]
I don't care who's ya boy hittin, or who Ray's melon
When I give it to her, I know that she ain't tellin'
See I'm a go getta and she a go getta
You already know she...
(Sexy can I)
Sexy can I sing for you red-eye
Fresh out the pool no towel
Just let it air dry.
And if you ain't ****** tonight
Man you can watch that tour bus go by
[Chorus:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (oh baby)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
Then I hit it from the back.
Know you like it like that.
Then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
Then we chill for a second, then were back at it for more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Reply:Ray J- Sexy Can I
Reply:Okie guy, you can got that song and more songs you want from these sites below
http://jigamp3music.com
http://raphsody.com/
http://justmusicarchive.com
http://www.apple.com/itunes/
Reply:Sexy Can I-Ray J ft. Yung Berg
Reply:Sexy Can I-Ray j..Love it!
Do you think Gordon Brown was amused then?
Gordon Brown is being shown around a hospital. Towards the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward and goes up to the first patient and the chap replies:
"Fair fa" your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin`-race!
Aboon them a`ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang`s my arm."
Gordon, being somewhat confused, grins and moves on to the next patient and greets him. He replies:
"Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it;
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit."
The third patient starts rattling off as follows:
"Wee sleekit, cow`rin, tim`rous beastie,
O, what a panic`s in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an chase thee,
Wi murdering pattle!"
Gordon turns to the doctor accompanying him and asks what sort of ward this is. A mental ward?
"No," replies the doctor.
"It`s the Burns unit."
Do you think Gordon Brown was amused then?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was quite touching! Star for you!!!
Reply:ha ha i like it
Reply:Like it ,Very good
Reply:And typically Scottish just like the "Prime Minister" and the "Chancellor"
Do we live in Scotland then?? I'm getting a bit confused...................................
LOL!!
Cheers for that one!!
Star time!! *
Reply:ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Reply:he might be.
Reply:very very good. hahahahahaha
E x
Reply:Haha! I love this! I love Burns night celebrations anyway, so this was right up my street! Thank you honey X
Reply:classic heard it a different way, cany mind where.
Reply:hahaha very good. lol
Reply:Funny
Reply:that was so funny and original ava star you comic
treatments
"Fair fa" your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin`-race!
Aboon them a`ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang`s my arm."
Gordon, being somewhat confused, grins and moves on to the next patient and greets him. He replies:
"Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it;
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit."
The third patient starts rattling off as follows:
"Wee sleekit, cow`rin, tim`rous beastie,
O, what a panic`s in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an chase thee,
Wi murdering pattle!"
Gordon turns to the doctor accompanying him and asks what sort of ward this is. A mental ward?
"No," replies the doctor.
"It`s the Burns unit."
Do you think Gordon Brown was amused then?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was quite touching! Star for you!!!
Reply:ha ha i like it
Reply:Like it ,Very good
Reply:And typically Scottish just like the "Prime Minister" and the "Chancellor"
Do we live in Scotland then?? I'm getting a bit confused...................................
LOL!!
Cheers for that one!!
Star time!! *
Reply:ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Reply:he might be.
Reply:very very good. hahahahahaha
E x
Reply:Haha! I love this! I love Burns night celebrations anyway, so this was right up my street! Thank you honey X
Reply:classic heard it a different way, cany mind where.
Reply:hahaha very good. lol
Reply:Funny
Reply:that was so funny and original ava star you comic
treatments
I wanna share my sad story about my face and what happen to it from estee lauder cream?
i used to have really good skin no problem "i mean my face"no itching no wrinkle .im 25 i was realy scared about getting wrinkles i though thats the time i should look for somthing to protect my skin from aging,wrinkles, but i was useing naturall oil but i kno thats not enough tho i bought this freaking cream "estee luder night repair i put it on my face before bed its cana irritate my skin but i thought thats coze my first time use but i was so wrong after couple use i found some wrinkles under my eyes thats not it my face become sooo sensitive i cant use anything everything now irritate me even those cream for sensitive skin ,i tried everything nothing worked my face itching so bad i went to dermatology which is the worst doctor ever he told me about some canna moistrize its"mineral oil"i didnt kno that till i use it about 4dayes got my face worse coz its mineral oil "bad 4sensitive skin i just bought shea butter pure"coco buttere with jojoba oil i wish get rid of those wrinkle .itch
I wanna share my sad story about my face and what happen to it from estee lauder cream?
im sorry it was probaly an allergic reaction
Reply:Hey Im sorry about your mishap....but just try putting vaseline on the corners of your eyes before bed.
Reply:First off... why are you worrying about wrinkles at 25? (Actually, I don't understand why you're "scared" of getting them at all... everyone does eventually, no matter what garbage they use on their skin).
STOP using skin creams, if they're only making the situation worse. You sound like you've had an allergic reaction. Give you skin some time to rest. No makeup, no creams... nothing. Go easy even on plain soap and water. It's not going to get better if you keep aggravating it.
Reply:I'm sorry to here that ! i had had a lot of people tell me they had a allergy from Ester Lauder stuff! i have been using Arbonne and love it! Arbonne does not use mineral oil in anything! That's one thing that I like about it! also it all natural!!
Botanically based
pH correct
Hypoallergenic
Dermatologist tested
Never tested on animals
Formulated without animal products or by-products
Formulated without mineral oil
Formulated without dyes or chemical fragrances
Reply:Sorry, but your rant or whatever it is you are trying to communicate is a total mess.
Reply:Aww, I feel bad...that sucks.
It's kind of hard to follow your story, though.....
Maybe if you used periods, 25-year-old.
Reply:You're undoubtedly allergic to something in the product. Always test out new products on a small patch of skin before using them on your entire face.
The company would not be at fault for your choosing to use the product without testing it first.
I wanna share my sad story about my face and what happen to it from estee lauder cream?
im sorry it was probaly an allergic reaction
Reply:Hey Im sorry about your mishap....but just try putting vaseline on the corners of your eyes before bed.
Reply:First off... why are you worrying about wrinkles at 25? (Actually, I don't understand why you're "scared" of getting them at all... everyone does eventually, no matter what garbage they use on their skin).
STOP using skin creams, if they're only making the situation worse. You sound like you've had an allergic reaction. Give you skin some time to rest. No makeup, no creams... nothing. Go easy even on plain soap and water. It's not going to get better if you keep aggravating it.
Reply:I'm sorry to here that ! i had had a lot of people tell me they had a allergy from Ester Lauder stuff! i have been using Arbonne and love it! Arbonne does not use mineral oil in anything! That's one thing that I like about it! also it all natural!!
Botanically based
pH correct
Hypoallergenic
Dermatologist tested
Never tested on animals
Formulated without animal products or by-products
Formulated without mineral oil
Formulated without dyes or chemical fragrances
Reply:Sorry, but your rant or whatever it is you are trying to communicate is a total mess.
Reply:Aww, I feel bad...that sucks.
It's kind of hard to follow your story, though.....
Maybe if you used periods, 25-year-old.
Reply:You're undoubtedly allergic to something in the product. Always test out new products on a small patch of skin before using them on your entire face.
The company would not be at fault for your choosing to use the product without testing it first.
Do you agree with Cannavaro?
http://goal.com/en-us/Articolo.aspx?Cont...
I think Maldini and Baggio are the best ever Italian players. Not the best ever. What do you think?
I liked this article because Canna, Baggio, %26amp; Maldini are my favorite players. : )
Do you agree with Cannavaro?
Certainly they are a great players .
Too bad that neither of them won the world cup .
Reply:don't forget buffon..the biggest goalkeeper of the world..from italy with friendly..
Reply:yes.
Reply:That list of Italian greats is long Baggio Maldini, Del Piero, Buffon how can you forget buffon he is the best keeper there is watch this article
http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?Con...
and since he is still playing there is no doubt he will pass Peter over so the list of italian greats far exceeds those two but i agree with Cannavaro but there are more players that deserve praise come on man this list is two long to write i am a true fan of italian football and i know yes Maldini and Baggio are greats, giants of the game but the list goes on and on and it is not doing justice to them by just singling these two out but it is probibly because Baggio's career is done and Maldini will soon follow but the list of great italian players goes on. So they two should not be forgotten.
Italia Forever!!!
Reply:Sure they are
Reply:Yep, he's right Baggio and Maldini are the best ever!!
Reply:I didn't check the link but Maldini didn't have ONE big injury in his whole career, that's the only reason why is he still playing today, nothing else, he is just a defender that was playing in ONE club his whole career, just like Cannavaro who was the king in Serie A and he is useless in La Liga, same thing would happened if Maldini left Milan.... and about Baggio I agree that he is the best Italian player ever and maybe in top10 best attackers ever!!!!
Reply:I agree though I would add Rossi and Pirlo to the list also - for their quality as well as their influence to the game! Buffon and Zoff were also great!!
Reply:I defiently think that Maldini and Baggio are amazing Italian players but I wouldn't say they are the best. I think that Paolo Rossi was amazing, especially in '82, and what about Dino Zoff? He was 40 and still playing as the goalkeeper for Italy in '82, that is impressive. There are so many legends, the list will keep on getting longer. Don't forgot those lost players who died in the Torino FC crash of 1949. Valentino Mazzola would have been a legend if he lived longer, even Giancinto Faccheti was great for Inter. I could be here all day naming amazing players.
Reply:all of em are
Reply:so maybe cannavaro forget something , let me remind him ....
who can say that our captain was not the best and is not....? ;)
Reply:i have to completely agree with cannacaro i love baggio and maldini...
it helps i think cannavaro is the best in italy now
Reply:He always speaks the truth..
Reply:Yeah . Thank you for the article.
Reply:Yes i agree...
I think Maldini and Baggio are the best ever Italian players. Not the best ever. What do you think?
I liked this article because Canna, Baggio, %26amp; Maldini are my favorite players. : )
Do you agree with Cannavaro?
Certainly they are a great players .
Too bad that neither of them won the world cup .
Reply:don't forget buffon..the biggest goalkeeper of the world..from italy with friendly..
Reply:yes.
Reply:That list of Italian greats is long Baggio Maldini, Del Piero, Buffon how can you forget buffon he is the best keeper there is watch this article
http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?Con...
and since he is still playing there is no doubt he will pass Peter over so the list of italian greats far exceeds those two but i agree with Cannavaro but there are more players that deserve praise come on man this list is two long to write i am a true fan of italian football and i know yes Maldini and Baggio are greats, giants of the game but the list goes on and on and it is not doing justice to them by just singling these two out but it is probibly because Baggio's career is done and Maldini will soon follow but the list of great italian players goes on. So they two should not be forgotten.
Italia Forever!!!
Reply:Sure they are
Reply:Yep, he's right Baggio and Maldini are the best ever!!
Reply:I didn't check the link but Maldini didn't have ONE big injury in his whole career, that's the only reason why is he still playing today, nothing else, he is just a defender that was playing in ONE club his whole career, just like Cannavaro who was the king in Serie A and he is useless in La Liga, same thing would happened if Maldini left Milan.... and about Baggio I agree that he is the best Italian player ever and maybe in top10 best attackers ever!!!!
Reply:I agree though I would add Rossi and Pirlo to the list also - for their quality as well as their influence to the game! Buffon and Zoff were also great!!
Reply:I defiently think that Maldini and Baggio are amazing Italian players but I wouldn't say they are the best. I think that Paolo Rossi was amazing, especially in '82, and what about Dino Zoff? He was 40 and still playing as the goalkeeper for Italy in '82, that is impressive. There are so many legends, the list will keep on getting longer. Don't forgot those lost players who died in the Torino FC crash of 1949. Valentino Mazzola would have been a legend if he lived longer, even Giancinto Faccheti was great for Inter. I could be here all day naming amazing players.
Reply:all of em are
Reply:so maybe cannavaro forget something , let me remind him ....
who can say that our captain was not the best and is not....? ;)
Reply:i have to completely agree with cannacaro i love baggio and maldini...
it helps i think cannavaro is the best in italy now
Reply:He always speaks the truth..
Reply:Yeah . Thank you for the article.
Reply:Yes i agree...
Are cats affected by THC?
If you give a cat cannabutter, will they get high? We fed my friend's cat about a teaspoons worth of pretty deec canna-butter. She seems more chill than ususal, doing flips on the ground, etc. but it may be because we are high/she is more hyper. i dont even know, but any legit feedback would be greatly appreciated!
Are cats affected by THC?
It does affect them but here's the thing..
Giving your cat some can cause hallucinations, seizures, brain damage and death.
If you want to see your cat stoned, give her catnip instead please!
Reply:ummm you and your friend are unbelievably cruel. What would you do if someone got your baby high??? The cat has no choice in the matter. You should be ashamed of yourself... I am really serious about this.
You are aware that this is a public forum, and that you are admitting to being high.
this is moronic and cruel.
Reply:Yes, cats are susceptible to THC and many other recreational drugs.
It's cruel and irresponsible to give cats drugs or handle them while high (I've seen cats develop a contact high from being handled by people who were on drugs) - while you may enjoy the high, it can be frightening and disorienting to the cat, as well as potentially dangerous to their health. You can choose to get high - the cat has no say in the matter.
Reply:yep . . . we used to always get my friends cat stoned.
Are cats affected by THC?
It does affect them but here's the thing..
Giving your cat some can cause hallucinations, seizures, brain damage and death.
If you want to see your cat stoned, give her catnip instead please!
Reply:ummm you and your friend are unbelievably cruel. What would you do if someone got your baby high??? The cat has no choice in the matter. You should be ashamed of yourself... I am really serious about this.
You are aware that this is a public forum, and that you are admitting to being high.
this is moronic and cruel.
Reply:Yes, cats are susceptible to THC and many other recreational drugs.
It's cruel and irresponsible to give cats drugs or handle them while high (I've seen cats develop a contact high from being handled by people who were on drugs) - while you may enjoy the high, it can be frightening and disorienting to the cat, as well as potentially dangerous to their health. You can choose to get high - the cat has no say in the matter.
Reply:yep . . . we used to always get my friends cat stoned.
For my Scottish Friends (and anyone else that can interpret it LOL )?
Tony Blair is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one. The patient replies:
"Fair fa your honest sonsie face
Great chieftain o' the puddin race,
Aboon them a you take your place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm."
Blair is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient. The patient responds:
"Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit."
Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the PM moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle."
Now seriously troubled, Blair turns to the accompanying doctor and asks:
"What kind of facility is this? A mental ward?"
"No", replies the doctor. "This is the serious Burns unit."
For my Scottish Friends (and anyone else that can interpret it LOL )?
hehehe, fookin pmsl hun
star time
xxxxxxxxx
Reply:Robert Burns The Bard.
LOL, brilliant joke.
Reply:Just for YOU....!
MANNERS 101
Respect shows the Real Quality of the Person.
When one does not respect himself or herself.....
They Will NOT.... Respect..... OTHERS!
Thanks for Asking ! RR
Yank, Tony Blair Supporter!
Reply:Ha ha och aye de noo!! lol!
:-)))
Reply:the baird .lol
Reply:this American couldnt understand it but im sure that it is funny because everything you put on here is funny!!
STARRED!!
Reply:from a Scot - thanks that was soo good you can have a * I would like to give you 10 but I'm not allowed.
Reply:Wicked!
I understood every word (amazingly! as accents are not my strong point!)
10/10 + * for the laughter!
Reply:LOL! I may not be of true Scots blood but my Mum was born in Edinburgh so I am half way there! And yes I could understand it! I spent many a summer on Arthurs Seat, a Burns book in my hand!
Reply:Haha very good, my birthday is on Burns night .
Reply:ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Reply:belter .thanks for that .ha ha
Reply:hahaha
Reply:very clever%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;star
Reply:hahaha very funny.
Reply:Lmao
Reply:Ah ha ha !! Brilliant ;)
Reply:Nooooo, bad memories of my O-Level English Literature (we had to study Tam O'Shanter!)
I can only remember the bit about the Cutty Sark and the Keystone o' the brig!
Reply:That is wonderful ! Let's have it at a Burns Dinner.
Reply:omg lol great joke
Reply:Ha Ha!
Reply:Where would the Scottish be without their Robbie!! I understood some of it the meat and canna eat lines!! That's OK I got the punch line !! I have relatives in Scotland that I probably wouldn't be able to understand without a translation booklet!! LOL!!
Reply:That was brilliant!
lily garden
"Fair fa your honest sonsie face
Great chieftain o' the puddin race,
Aboon them a you take your place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm."
Blair is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient. The patient responds:
"Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit."
Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the PM moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle."
Now seriously troubled, Blair turns to the accompanying doctor and asks:
"What kind of facility is this? A mental ward?"
"No", replies the doctor. "This is the serious Burns unit."
For my Scottish Friends (and anyone else that can interpret it LOL )?
hehehe, fookin pmsl hun
star time
xxxxxxxxx
Reply:Robert Burns The Bard.
LOL, brilliant joke.
Reply:Just for YOU....!
MANNERS 101
Respect shows the Real Quality of the Person.
When one does not respect himself or herself.....
They Will NOT.... Respect..... OTHERS!
Thanks for Asking ! RR
Yank, Tony Blair Supporter!
Reply:Ha ha och aye de noo!! lol!
:-)))
Reply:the baird .lol
Reply:this American couldnt understand it but im sure that it is funny because everything you put on here is funny!!
STARRED!!
Reply:from a Scot - thanks that was soo good you can have a * I would like to give you 10 but I'm not allowed.
Reply:Wicked!
I understood every word (amazingly! as accents are not my strong point!)
10/10 + * for the laughter!
Reply:LOL! I may not be of true Scots blood but my Mum was born in Edinburgh so I am half way there! And yes I could understand it! I spent many a summer on Arthurs Seat, a Burns book in my hand!
Reply:Haha very good, my birthday is on Burns night .
Reply:ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Reply:belter .thanks for that .ha ha
Reply:hahaha
Reply:very clever%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;star
Reply:hahaha very funny.
Reply:Lmao
Reply:Ah ha ha !! Brilliant ;)
Reply:Nooooo, bad memories of my O-Level English Literature (we had to study Tam O'Shanter!)
I can only remember the bit about the Cutty Sark and the Keystone o' the brig!
Reply:That is wonderful ! Let's have it at a Burns Dinner.
Reply:omg lol great joke
Reply:Ha Ha!
Reply:Where would the Scottish be without their Robbie!! I understood some of it the meat and canna eat lines!! That's OK I got the punch line !! I have relatives in Scotland that I probably wouldn't be able to understand without a translation booklet!! LOL!!
Reply:That was brilliant!
lily garden
Do you like this one???
Tony Blair visits an Edinburgh hospital and enters a ward full of patients who do not seem to have anything wrong with them. He speaks to the first patient , and the patient answers, "fair fa your honest sonsie face,, great chieftain o the puddin race, aboon them a your take youtake thy place, painch, tripe or thairm as langs me arm" Tony is very confused and moves on to the next patient who says, "some hae meat and canna eat, and some wad eat that want it". Tony lokks abashed and moves on to another patint who says, "wee sleeki,timourus beasty, thou needna start awa sae hastie" tony doesn't know what to say, and turns to the Doctor and asks, "is this the facility for mental patients?2 Oh no, replies the Doctor," this is the serious Burns unit"
Do you like this one???
Nice one!
Reply:i get it but i still dont know what they are saying.
Reply:lol.lol
Reply:umm sure whatever......
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
Cheers.!!
Reply:Like that a lot !!!!!!
Reply:Repeat please. IN ENGLISH!!!
Reply:love it
Reply:I do, I do, I do like this one!!
Reply:That wasn't very good at all.
Do you like this one???
Nice one!
Reply:i get it but i still dont know what they are saying.
Reply:lol.lol
Reply:umm sure whatever......
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
Cheers.!!
Reply:Like that a lot !!!!!!
Reply:Repeat please. IN ENGLISH!!!
Reply:love it
Reply:I do, I do, I do like this one!!
Reply:That wasn't very good at all.
Help plzz...i'm really needed help...?
i needed a sentence that can help you remember the all 8 planet..Example:mercury stand for somthing,venus stand for somthing,earth stand for somthing and on and on untill the last planet...but it needed to be in order.plzz help me with this i can't think of any.my teacher canna ask me for that sentence tomorrow.it can be funny or anything but make sure it can make you remember the all 8 planet.if you still don't understand about it you can ask me by e-mail to me.and my ee-mail adress is princessdung94@yahoo.com
thanks..........
Help plzz...i'm really needed help...?
Man very early made jars stand up nearly perpendicular.
Mercury Venus Eary Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Nepture....and sometimes Pluto.
Reply:My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas
Reply:Mercur- My
Venis-Very
Earth- Energetic
Mars- Monkey
Jupiter- Just
Saturn- Shot
Uranus- Uncle
Neptune- Norton
thanks..........
Help plzz...i'm really needed help...?
Man very early made jars stand up nearly perpendicular.
Mercury Venus Eary Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Nepture....and sometimes Pluto.
Reply:My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas
Reply:Mercur- My
Venis-Very
Earth- Energetic
Mars- Monkey
Jupiter- Just
Saturn- Shot
Uranus- Uncle
Neptune- Norton
If Juventus hadn't match fixed would they have won the scudetto anyway?
21 games and 2 seasons were involved if my memory serves me right. The only game I remember was Juventus were down 2 - 1 and the ref game them 6 minutes of stoppage time when they only deserved 2 and Canna scored a header at the 6th.
PS - Let's not forget that it doesn't have anything to do with the players or coach. It's the business men behind the scenes.
If Juventus hadn't match fixed would they have won the scudetto anyway?
But i am happy that this happened because juve was reborn.
They became a young team for future. Bt they would have won scudetto without match fixing for sure i dont know why moggi did this.
Reply:who Knows,there are a lot of 'if' , and no one can disagree that juve was powerful that time
Juve had the Great Squad that time but milan and INTER had it too and if they didn't cheating the gap must be very closer
so just now we can talk about the real scuddetto and who deserve it
you must know that INTER has just sing 5-6 new players since calciopoli
same for milan
so i think if they(juve) didn't do that and winnng League with 91 points
FOr that time the Scudetto race were between 3 sides with just 2 or 3 points ahead of each other
FORZA GRANDE INTER
Reply:Yes Juve would have a better chance to win and VERY hard chance for Inter sense they can't make international level and Juve should use that very well, for this season I hope Juve would challenge very well and beat Inter, say Inter lose against Juve, Roma and Milan that would help Roma and Juve keep up with Inter and NEVER forget that Inter SUCK at International games and their opponents should ALWAYS use that.
PS: AGREE WITH YOU
@Maradona JR. wow could you prove this to me? please just a new fan need to learn from you experience.
Reply:Of course that's why everyone was shocked by the match fixing, it wasn't necessary.
Reply:Girl its all part of the mafia game and everyteam is in it though you knew thats how its been run since the begining its just that yeah these duma***s italians were thinking all high all ov a sudden and forget they aint aint the biggest auhtority in the game FIFA is
Reply:I think you should reword your question..If Moggi hadn't match fixed would Juventus have won the scudetto anyway?? The answer YES@ No the verdict wasn't fair Milan shouldn't of been allowed to play in the Champions League!
Reply:I did not notice anything to be honest with you.
I think Inter would have won it if Juve hadn't match fixed.
I wonder how Milan got away with it ?
Reply:Off course that they would, like every year before!!!
PS: It has everything to do with the players and the coach, they always know what is going on, people that played football knows that!!!!
Reply:Yeah... they probably would.
Reply:yeah prob
PS - Let's not forget that it doesn't have anything to do with the players or coach. It's the business men behind the scenes.
If Juventus hadn't match fixed would they have won the scudetto anyway?
But i am happy that this happened because juve was reborn.
They became a young team for future. Bt they would have won scudetto without match fixing for sure i dont know why moggi did this.
Reply:who Knows,there are a lot of 'if' , and no one can disagree that juve was powerful that time
Juve had the Great Squad that time but milan and INTER had it too and if they didn't cheating the gap must be very closer
so just now we can talk about the real scuddetto and who deserve it
you must know that INTER has just sing 5-6 new players since calciopoli
same for milan
so i think if they(juve) didn't do that and winnng League with 91 points
FOr that time the Scudetto race were between 3 sides with just 2 or 3 points ahead of each other
FORZA GRANDE INTER
Reply:Yes Juve would have a better chance to win and VERY hard chance for Inter sense they can't make international level and Juve should use that very well, for this season I hope Juve would challenge very well and beat Inter, say Inter lose against Juve, Roma and Milan that would help Roma and Juve keep up with Inter and NEVER forget that Inter SUCK at International games and their opponents should ALWAYS use that.
PS: AGREE WITH YOU
@Maradona JR. wow could you prove this to me? please just a new fan need to learn from you experience.
Reply:Of course that's why everyone was shocked by the match fixing, it wasn't necessary.
Reply:Girl its all part of the mafia game and everyteam is in it though you knew thats how its been run since the begining its just that yeah these duma***s italians were thinking all high all ov a sudden and forget they aint aint the biggest auhtority in the game FIFA is
Reply:I think you should reword your question..If Moggi hadn't match fixed would Juventus have won the scudetto anyway?? The answer YES@ No the verdict wasn't fair Milan shouldn't of been allowed to play in the Champions League!
Reply:I did not notice anything to be honest with you.
I think Inter would have won it if Juve hadn't match fixed.
I wonder how Milan got away with it ?
Reply:Off course that they would, like every year before!!!
PS: It has everything to do with the players and the coach, they always know what is going on, people that played football knows that!!!!
Reply:Yeah... they probably would.
Reply:yeah prob
Oily face HELP?
ok well i turned 12 a few months back and all of a sudden my face is so oily and i heard on yahoo answers if u take a bar of soap rub it all over your face till its white (or whatever color the soap is ) and leave it on for a few mins this will help you skin dry i just put soap all over my face so is this canna get ride of my oily face ???????
Oily face HELP?
More soap will not make your face less oily. Using a moisturizer will convince your skin that you don't need to put out so much oil. If you scrub your face, use a moisturizer afterward, or your skin will crack. Human skin is acidic, and soap is basic, so when you leave soap on your face you are actually letting the soap eat your skin. Oil is a natural buffer that your skin will put out as a natural reaction to being eaten. Make sure you rinse the soap off thoroughly and replace your oils with lotion. Rubbing lotion into your skin will also increase circulation, break up deep dirt deposits, and encourage elasticity. You may need to apply several coats of lotion, and your face may feel more greasy at first, but after several days your face will be feeling better.
Avoid using paper products on your face. They have tiny splinters that can scratch your skin or even stay in your skin. All foundations clog pores, too, so the best way to have beautiful skin is to not wear foundation or coverup or powder.
Reply:It's called puberty. Your body is beginning to change and with that comes oily skin with acne, armpit hair, etc. It's perfectly normal. Just wash your face with twice a day with a facial cleanser and an oil free moisturizer.
If the oil is really annoying, try a facial clay mask. They clay will suck up all of the oil and dirt in your pores. I use queen of helen for my masks and you can guy at any store.
Reply:its oily because ur going through puberty. i just turned 13, and i never got pimples before. but as i was 12, i started getting little pimples, and now i have some zits! its so annoying, but people go through this. you can try using oil-free acne wash, or aveeno products, clearisel products, or neutrogena products. hope this helps, and good luck =)
Reply:Don't rub a bar of soap all over your face! You'll just get oil and dirt and bacteria all over the soap, then you'll give yourself zits. Ask you mom to take you to the store and buy a facial cleanser (I think Clean and Clean has one out to help stop oil production). It should only be about $5. Good luck!
Reply:You can get these Clean %26amp; Clear Oil Absorbing Sheets of ebay you pat them all over your face and they lift all the oil off they are amazing. I use them at lunchtime and then in the evening!!
Reply:...use any good face wash
Crooked Teeth
Oily face HELP?
More soap will not make your face less oily. Using a moisturizer will convince your skin that you don't need to put out so much oil. If you scrub your face, use a moisturizer afterward, or your skin will crack. Human skin is acidic, and soap is basic, so when you leave soap on your face you are actually letting the soap eat your skin. Oil is a natural buffer that your skin will put out as a natural reaction to being eaten. Make sure you rinse the soap off thoroughly and replace your oils with lotion. Rubbing lotion into your skin will also increase circulation, break up deep dirt deposits, and encourage elasticity. You may need to apply several coats of lotion, and your face may feel more greasy at first, but after several days your face will be feeling better.
Avoid using paper products on your face. They have tiny splinters that can scratch your skin or even stay in your skin. All foundations clog pores, too, so the best way to have beautiful skin is to not wear foundation or coverup or powder.
Reply:It's called puberty. Your body is beginning to change and with that comes oily skin with acne, armpit hair, etc. It's perfectly normal. Just wash your face with twice a day with a facial cleanser and an oil free moisturizer.
If the oil is really annoying, try a facial clay mask. They clay will suck up all of the oil and dirt in your pores. I use queen of helen for my masks and you can guy at any store.
Reply:its oily because ur going through puberty. i just turned 13, and i never got pimples before. but as i was 12, i started getting little pimples, and now i have some zits! its so annoying, but people go through this. you can try using oil-free acne wash, or aveeno products, clearisel products, or neutrogena products. hope this helps, and good luck =)
Reply:Don't rub a bar of soap all over your face! You'll just get oil and dirt and bacteria all over the soap, then you'll give yourself zits. Ask you mom to take you to the store and buy a facial cleanser (I think Clean and Clean has one out to help stop oil production). It should only be about $5. Good luck!
Reply:You can get these Clean %26amp; Clear Oil Absorbing Sheets of ebay you pat them all over your face and they lift all the oil off they are amazing. I use them at lunchtime and then in the evening!!
Reply:...use any good face wash
Crooked Teeth
Are tropicanna's perenials?
We planted canna's last summer and before the freeze this winter, we wrapped the base of them with burlap and covered them with plastic. They appear to be dead but wonder if they will come back. If they will come back, do I cut off the dead stalks and new ones will grow?
Are tropicanna's perenials?
You haven't said what zone you're in, so I'm having to give general information.
Cannas are generally a very hardy plant that comes from a rhizome. In zones 7-10, cannas will over winter in the ground without the need to dig and store the bulbs. Zones 6 and 7 are marginal for cannas. They will survive during 'normal' winter conditions, but have a greater chance of freezing during a severe winter. It is important to mulch your cannas to help protect and insulate them. Cutting down the foliage after frost and covering with 6 - 8 inches of hay, straw, grass clippings, leaves or other mulch will provide effective protection from old man winter. Another factor regarding possibility of freeze is the placement of cannas in your yard. Cannas planted on the south side of a home or fence will almost always over winter. Cannas planted on the north side of a building or in the middle of a yard do not receive as much protection and will most likely freeze and die during the winter.
The usual advice is for those in a zone 7 or colder or when the cannas are in a location where they won't get much winter sun is to dig up the rhizomes after the first frost and pack them in paper bags or in peat moss over the winter, then replant them in the spring.
With the way you protected them, the plants will possibly come back, depending on just how long and how deep a winter freeze they experienced.
At this point, whatever is above ground should be totally dead and should be trimmed back to the ground. If the rhizomes are still alive, they will send up new shoots when the ground warms up.
Good luck and happy growing!
Reply:You don't say where you are. In some places they are perennial, but might not be showing any new growth yet.Remove the dead and if you are still freezing let them be, Once in a while the next few weeks just investigate gently to see if you see new leaves emerging. When it is warmer water and fertilize them. I am in Washington state and I have had them return in containers, so it is a possibility.
Reply:yes, they can be cut to the ground.
Are tropicanna's perenials?
You haven't said what zone you're in, so I'm having to give general information.
Cannas are generally a very hardy plant that comes from a rhizome. In zones 7-10, cannas will over winter in the ground without the need to dig and store the bulbs. Zones 6 and 7 are marginal for cannas. They will survive during 'normal' winter conditions, but have a greater chance of freezing during a severe winter. It is important to mulch your cannas to help protect and insulate them. Cutting down the foliage after frost and covering with 6 - 8 inches of hay, straw, grass clippings, leaves or other mulch will provide effective protection from old man winter. Another factor regarding possibility of freeze is the placement of cannas in your yard. Cannas planted on the south side of a home or fence will almost always over winter. Cannas planted on the north side of a building or in the middle of a yard do not receive as much protection and will most likely freeze and die during the winter.
The usual advice is for those in a zone 7 or colder or when the cannas are in a location where they won't get much winter sun is to dig up the rhizomes after the first frost and pack them in paper bags or in peat moss over the winter, then replant them in the spring.
With the way you protected them, the plants will possibly come back, depending on just how long and how deep a winter freeze they experienced.
At this point, whatever is above ground should be totally dead and should be trimmed back to the ground. If the rhizomes are still alive, they will send up new shoots when the ground warms up.
Good luck and happy growing!
Reply:You don't say where you are. In some places they are perennial, but might not be showing any new growth yet.Remove the dead and if you are still freezing let them be, Once in a while the next few weeks just investigate gently to see if you see new leaves emerging. When it is warmer water and fertilize them. I am in Washington state and I have had them return in containers, so it is a possibility.
Reply:yes, they can be cut to the ground.
Where can I find these seeds/bulbs?
I am looking for Hythica bean seeds we had a beautiful vine last summer shared tons of seeds and forgot about ourselves.
Also canna and tuberosa bulbs.
Where can I find these seeds/bulbs?
Try looking for Guernsey seed catalogs or in US, Michigan bulb company.
Reply:You should be able to find all of these at your local nursery, or try looking at some seed catalogs. My favorites are Seed Savers Exchange, Burpee, Johnny's and Jung.
I have a lot of seeds for Hyacinth Vine, I could send you some if you'd like. No charge, of course!
Reply:walmart, lowes, home depot. ebay is a good place for seeds online.
Reply:Try this site www.iloveplants.com if the site itself isn't helpful check out the links Good luck!
Also canna and tuberosa bulbs.
Where can I find these seeds/bulbs?
Try looking for Guernsey seed catalogs or in US, Michigan bulb company.
Reply:You should be able to find all of these at your local nursery, or try looking at some seed catalogs. My favorites are Seed Savers Exchange, Burpee, Johnny's and Jung.
I have a lot of seeds for Hyacinth Vine, I could send you some if you'd like. No charge, of course!
Reply:walmart, lowes, home depot. ebay is a good place for seeds online.
Reply:Try this site www.iloveplants.com if the site itself isn't helpful check out the links Good luck!
Something is hatching in the hen hoose - can you have a look for me please?
A Dicken was enough of a shock to me - I've had to have a wee dram for the shock.
I canna go in there again.
Have a wee bitty peek ta see whit has happened the noo for me will ye?
Something is hatching in the hen hoose - can you have a look for me please?
All is well in the hen house, more wee ones are on the way. They may be a little 'mixed-up', but adorable, none the less. We will just have to wait to see which side of the family they resemble.
Reply:Is it really possible for a chick to be born with that tartan pattern? Especially as it's not even the McIver tartan? (Wait...isn't that the STEWART ROYAL tartan that wee chickie is sporting?)
HETTIE...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Edit...OUCH! That sounds really painful my lady. Are you sure you should be punishing the chick for the sire's misdeeds?
Reply:Now now as I said it wasnt' Hettis' fault. If you duck around behind the hen hoose you will see that dastardly drake from donaldsons farm.
We need a Wonder Woman and a Majestic McTealc to scare the foul feathered fowl back whence he came!!!
Never fear Hetti me girl we are on the way!!!
Reply:I saw something nasty in the woodshed.
Reply:aye tis just like the stewarts to a bein chook ducken lol
Reply:Its a platyken! Aye, Hetti confused a platypus with a duck!
Too much Glendenfiddish that night, that party girl!
They all look good under the influence....then you wake up the next mrning and think, what in the he-l did I do? I got to get outta here! So Hetti flew the coop!
I canna go in there again.
Have a wee bitty peek ta see whit has happened the noo for me will ye?
Something is hatching in the hen hoose - can you have a look for me please?
All is well in the hen house, more wee ones are on the way. They may be a little 'mixed-up', but adorable, none the less. We will just have to wait to see which side of the family they resemble.
Reply:Is it really possible for a chick to be born with that tartan pattern? Especially as it's not even the McIver tartan? (Wait...isn't that the STEWART ROYAL tartan that wee chickie is sporting?)
HETTIE...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Edit...OUCH! That sounds really painful my lady. Are you sure you should be punishing the chick for the sire's misdeeds?
Reply:Now now as I said it wasnt' Hettis' fault. If you duck around behind the hen hoose you will see that dastardly drake from donaldsons farm.
We need a Wonder Woman and a Majestic McTealc to scare the foul feathered fowl back whence he came!!!
Never fear Hetti me girl we are on the way!!!
Reply:I saw something nasty in the woodshed.
Reply:aye tis just like the stewarts to a bein chook ducken lol
Reply:Its a platyken! Aye, Hetti confused a platypus with a duck!
Too much Glendenfiddish that night, that party girl!
They all look good under the influence....then you wake up the next mrning and think, what in the he-l did I do? I got to get outta here! So Hetti flew the coop!
Canavaro past his best???
after his performance vs hungary, there is only one conclusion. canna is past his time??
should he be left out of squad???
Canavaro past his best???
Cannavaro is one of the best players in the world, he's still young to retire.
Reply:was he ever at his best?
Reply:Cannavaro seems to show up in the bigger games or perhaps his prime was from 00 - 06. Should he be left out of the squad? Don't talk crazy. Remember everything affects you when your on the pitch. Nightlife, sex life, food, friends etc etc.
Reply:let he who has not sinned cast the first stone, the man is just in a slump, he shall return to his former greatness in no time.
Reply:I have never considered him to be a good player to begin with, and I'm not afraid to cast stones.
Reply:No it's just a moment in his career where he has to go through difficult times to get back at being great. I remember Maldini being like this and he returned to being a great defender the next season after that same goes with Cannavaro. Trust me he will have a great season with Madrid this season.
lilac
should he be left out of squad???
Canavaro past his best???
Cannavaro is one of the best players in the world, he's still young to retire.
Reply:was he ever at his best?
Reply:Cannavaro seems to show up in the bigger games or perhaps his prime was from 00 - 06. Should he be left out of the squad? Don't talk crazy. Remember everything affects you when your on the pitch. Nightlife, sex life, food, friends etc etc.
Reply:let he who has not sinned cast the first stone, the man is just in a slump, he shall return to his former greatness in no time.
Reply:I have never considered him to be a good player to begin with, and I'm not afraid to cast stones.
Reply:No it's just a moment in his career where he has to go through difficult times to get back at being great. I remember Maldini being like this and he returned to being a great defender the next season after that same goes with Cannavaro. Trust me he will have a great season with Madrid this season.
lilac
I have devised a formula to determine this season's SPL winners and have arrived at the following conclusion..
utd only lost by 1 goal (a dodgy one i must add) to barca while the jam tarts lost by 2. rangers beat chelsea but abdy in dundee kens that the gers canna beat utd. celtic were humped by a poor newcastle with the help of their 2nd choice goalkeeper up front so that's them out of the equation.
hmmmm, i have taken all the aforementioned factors into consideration and i am sure you will not be surprised at my findings...
...Dundee United - SPL Champions 2008
Yaaaasssss!!!
I can just see it now......"Robson...wriggles clear he might just get the chip..and he DOES....and he SCORES..oh what a great goal"!
Cmon people you ken I'm talking sense...
I have devised a formula to determine this season's SPL winners and have arrived at the following conclusion..
i like your scientific methodology. makes much more sense than deekyboyblu who doesn't seem literate. must be a dundee fan. hahahaha.
it could be 1983 all over again. talking of which... was ralphie blootered enough on thursday night? i spotted him standing(?) at the bottom of alexander street aboot midnight. give him his due, he always speaks.
Reply:aye, the balmore's 'special' spanish night consisted of a cupla crates of san miguel and pehs and paella that got served at half time. i never got a sniff. Report It
Reply:Wow! What a fantastic imagination you have pal. Now, how about working out who will be European Champions next year......England? Why stop there.....keep going and you might even arrive at Scotland lifting the World Cup....or Celtic the Champions League! (By the way...what does Falkirk beating Ajax do to your calcs eh?).
Reply:interesting formula, we have to see in the coming season.
Reply:Dream on boyo Wake up %26amp; smell the coffee.
Theres only 1 winner in the SPL this year again %26amp; that is Celtic.
Reply:I agree with you ! Not only this but Coventry city will win the championship at a canter and win the FA cup.
Man U,Chelsea and Liverpool will be relegated while Arsenal go bust and have to re-start in the southern league.
Also,Lord Lucan will be discovered hiding in a bush in Devon and Elvis will return in glory from the heavens to establish peace on earth and goodwill to all men.
Most importantly,however,i will agree to resume taking my medication.
Reply:LOL Dream on.
Reply:stunning piese of foresight; and I can only bow down to your dedication of reality aversion. Don't stop dreaming
Reply:LMAO! dundee utd rules!
Reply:Shite !
Mon the Gers!
Ah mean come oan Dundee Utd!
An Celtic !
Celtic 1-4 Newcastle!
Yasssssssssssssssssssssssss!!
Reply:good thinking quincy.
Reply:A hink aw the fannies that are sayin c'mon united are jus tryin tae get the 10 points fae ye mate ken!!
13th n 14th in the prem in last 2 years 4- Celtic 1.!!!
Fcukin get it up ye'z!!!
Rangers 2- Two times prem champs in last three years 0.
Reply:You could be right, it will not be Dunfermline or Cowdenbeath.
Reply:I don't do drugs but if I did I'd do the ones you are obviously on. You are either a genius or a raving lunatic but I shall let the guys in the white coats explain to you. Is that your doorbell ringing? They are coming to take you away haha.
Reply:no no no no no sorry! Well thought out and reasoned just one massive flaw in your theory ... you support Dundee United!
Reply:Yea, but if Kris boyd scores any more against Utd he gets to keep them doesn't he?
Reply:Scottish football??? i thought all the best scottish footballers are in england? he h eh e
hmmmm, i have taken all the aforementioned factors into consideration and i am sure you will not be surprised at my findings...
...Dundee United - SPL Champions 2008
Yaaaasssss!!!
I can just see it now......"Robson...wriggles clear he might just get the chip..and he DOES....and he SCORES..oh what a great goal"!
Cmon people you ken I'm talking sense...
I have devised a formula to determine this season's SPL winners and have arrived at the following conclusion..
i like your scientific methodology. makes much more sense than deekyboyblu who doesn't seem literate. must be a dundee fan. hahahaha.
it could be 1983 all over again. talking of which... was ralphie blootered enough on thursday night? i spotted him standing(?) at the bottom of alexander street aboot midnight. give him his due, he always speaks.
Reply:aye, the balmore's 'special' spanish night consisted of a cupla crates of san miguel and pehs and paella that got served at half time. i never got a sniff. Report It
Reply:Wow! What a fantastic imagination you have pal. Now, how about working out who will be European Champions next year......England? Why stop there.....keep going and you might even arrive at Scotland lifting the World Cup....or Celtic the Champions League! (By the way...what does Falkirk beating Ajax do to your calcs eh?).
Reply:interesting formula, we have to see in the coming season.
Reply:Dream on boyo Wake up %26amp; smell the coffee.
Theres only 1 winner in the SPL this year again %26amp; that is Celtic.
Reply:I agree with you ! Not only this but Coventry city will win the championship at a canter and win the FA cup.
Man U,Chelsea and Liverpool will be relegated while Arsenal go bust and have to re-start in the southern league.
Also,Lord Lucan will be discovered hiding in a bush in Devon and Elvis will return in glory from the heavens to establish peace on earth and goodwill to all men.
Most importantly,however,i will agree to resume taking my medication.
Reply:LOL Dream on.
Reply:stunning piese of foresight; and I can only bow down to your dedication of reality aversion. Don't stop dreaming
Reply:LMAO! dundee utd rules!
Reply:Shite !
Mon the Gers!
Ah mean come oan Dundee Utd!
An Celtic !
Celtic 1-4 Newcastle!
Yasssssssssssssssssssssssss!!
Reply:good thinking quincy.
Reply:A hink aw the fannies that are sayin c'mon united are jus tryin tae get the 10 points fae ye mate ken!!
13th n 14th in the prem in last 2 years 4- Celtic 1.!!!
Fcukin get it up ye'z!!!
Rangers 2- Two times prem champs in last three years 0.
Reply:You could be right, it will not be Dunfermline or Cowdenbeath.
Reply:I don't do drugs but if I did I'd do the ones you are obviously on. You are either a genius or a raving lunatic but I shall let the guys in the white coats explain to you. Is that your doorbell ringing? They are coming to take you away haha.
Reply:no no no no no sorry! Well thought out and reasoned just one massive flaw in your theory ... you support Dundee United!
Reply:Yea, but if Kris boyd scores any more against Utd he gets to keep them doesn't he?
Reply:Scottish football??? i thought all the best scottish footballers are in england? he h eh e
Does jesus accept children straight into heaven.or do they get a life first?
Who decided that, canna be all human failing .
Does jesus accept children straight into heaven.or do they get a life first?
personally I believe if a child dies for whatever reason, they automatically go to heaven.
Reply:Jesus will accept anyone into Heaven if they have salvation. If you don't have salvation you won't get into Heaven.
Reply:If you mean if they die as kids? Well that depends if their parents were good.
Reply:Jesus was 13 years of age when He became aware of Himself and who He is. When you are aware of the differences between right and wrong, you then become accountable for your actions. That is the reasoning behind executing adolescent children when they have committed murder. They are not aware or understand the gravity of their actions therefore they cannot be held accountable for crimes against man. That is the reason why the Jews have their male children come of age during the same age frame.
Reply:whats your problem......what difference does it make to you and what you must do in this life..... just trust Jesus with them
Reply:I know of no Scripture on that topic. All anyone can give is their own opinion. My opinion? Reincarnation is real, and they will indeed get their shot at life.
Reply:You better get in touch with the guy on the last page. He asked the Muslims a question about the bones of Jesus being recently found. If there's nothing left of him except a few scraps of bone, he not going to accept anybody anywhere.
Reply:children are innocents and have open door ..then they live ....maybe to live again who knows ....
Reply:They are immediately accepted in, no matter what. Children are innocent and have no sins. We are all responsib'e for our OWN sins and not Adam's original sin.
Reply:Sending children who are dead in their childhood age to hell is harsh.
There is no other place else remain except heaven.
They are innocent and it justifies what they deserve.
Reply:I don't understand the question. Why would you want a life first in comparison to going straight to heaven?
Reply:all humans get a life on earth however short it may be it is still a life. how ever if the die as a child then they go to heven. god forgives cildren for anything they might of doen becuse they are still learning and and are still dealing with the concept of good and bad (rite and wrong). so they are compleatly inocent and are accepted into heaven on judjment day by god.
Reply:yea but only the ones that haven't reached puberty
Reply:it's not real.
Reply:Who's this Jeebus guy?
Reply:Hmmm.... Jesus and those kids.... If it were anyone else, they would be accused of paedophilia
Does jesus accept children straight into heaven.or do they get a life first?
personally I believe if a child dies for whatever reason, they automatically go to heaven.
Reply:Jesus will accept anyone into Heaven if they have salvation. If you don't have salvation you won't get into Heaven.
Reply:If you mean if they die as kids? Well that depends if their parents were good.
Reply:Jesus was 13 years of age when He became aware of Himself and who He is. When you are aware of the differences between right and wrong, you then become accountable for your actions. That is the reasoning behind executing adolescent children when they have committed murder. They are not aware or understand the gravity of their actions therefore they cannot be held accountable for crimes against man. That is the reason why the Jews have their male children come of age during the same age frame.
Reply:whats your problem......what difference does it make to you and what you must do in this life..... just trust Jesus with them
Reply:I know of no Scripture on that topic. All anyone can give is their own opinion. My opinion? Reincarnation is real, and they will indeed get their shot at life.
Reply:You better get in touch with the guy on the last page. He asked the Muslims a question about the bones of Jesus being recently found. If there's nothing left of him except a few scraps of bone, he not going to accept anybody anywhere.
Reply:children are innocents and have open door ..then they live ....maybe to live again who knows ....
Reply:They are immediately accepted in, no matter what. Children are innocent and have no sins. We are all responsib'e for our OWN sins and not Adam's original sin.
Reply:Sending children who are dead in their childhood age to hell is harsh.
There is no other place else remain except heaven.
They are innocent and it justifies what they deserve.
Reply:I don't understand the question. Why would you want a life first in comparison to going straight to heaven?
Reply:all humans get a life on earth however short it may be it is still a life. how ever if the die as a child then they go to heven. god forgives cildren for anything they might of doen becuse they are still learning and and are still dealing with the concept of good and bad (rite and wrong). so they are compleatly inocent and are accepted into heaven on judjment day by god.
Reply:yea but only the ones that haven't reached puberty
Reply:it's not real.
Reply:Who's this Jeebus guy?
Reply:Hmmm.... Jesus and those kids.... If it were anyone else, they would be accused of paedophilia
Well it's Sunday. Did NeoCon Ted Haggard preach about when Jesus turned the water into wine I mean meth???
Wine is so 60's and hippie. Ted has the modern NeoCon version.
I bet Ted Haggards message about the marriage of Canna has a gay marriage in a secret hotel room where jesus turnes a bottle of water into meth.
Well it's Sunday. Did NeoCon Ted Haggard preach about when Jesus turned the water into wine I mean meth???
If you notice it is the red states that have the biggest meth problems .
The Blue states just want to smoke some weed and be left alone .
We all know that ain't going to happen as long as the alcohol and beer and wine lobbyists have anything to say about it .
Free enterprise my left nut .
I have to laugh at conservatives because the actually make mention of free enterprise and free speech like we have any left .
Reply:Jesus is gonna judge you with that same scale you put up against Rev. Haggard. I hope your life is perfect.
Reply:Wow! I bet you put down religious black people too.
Reply:HAGGARD AND FOLEY ARE LIBERALS...
A conservative, by definition, is a traditionalist. You Liberal perverts own the sins of Haggard and Foley. You're the so-called "progressives."
Get a dictionary little guy.
Reply:You preach hate. Those fumes are getting to you.
Reply:Yeah maybe. But you libs were doing it.
Reply:It was a tube of lube,you ninny.
Reply:You know, until you started constantly whining about him, I had never even heard of the guy.
Reply:Ted Haggard is just one of many!
I bet Ted Haggards message about the marriage of Canna has a gay marriage in a secret hotel room where jesus turnes a bottle of water into meth.
Well it's Sunday. Did NeoCon Ted Haggard preach about when Jesus turned the water into wine I mean meth???
If you notice it is the red states that have the biggest meth problems .
The Blue states just want to smoke some weed and be left alone .
We all know that ain't going to happen as long as the alcohol and beer and wine lobbyists have anything to say about it .
Free enterprise my left nut .
I have to laugh at conservatives because the actually make mention of free enterprise and free speech like we have any left .
Reply:Jesus is gonna judge you with that same scale you put up against Rev. Haggard. I hope your life is perfect.
Reply:Wow! I bet you put down religious black people too.
Reply:HAGGARD AND FOLEY ARE LIBERALS...
A conservative, by definition, is a traditionalist. You Liberal perverts own the sins of Haggard and Foley. You're the so-called "progressives."
Get a dictionary little guy.
Reply:You preach hate. Those fumes are getting to you.
Reply:Yeah maybe. But you libs were doing it.
Reply:It was a tube of lube,you ninny.
Reply:You know, until you started constantly whining about him, I had never even heard of the guy.
Reply:Ted Haggard is just one of many!
What does it meant that a plant grows from Rhizomes?
I am new to this term. What is a Rhizome first of all and if a plant , such as Canna or Salvia grows from Rhizome each year , what exactly does that mean? They die to the ground and reseed maybe?
What does it meant that a plant grows from Rhizomes?
Its a swollen root that can lie dormant and then regrow when the conditions are right.
Reply:The best I can do is that they grown underground.... Ginger is one of the most common Rhizomes.... sorry I can't be of more help.
Reply:Several plants like chrysanthemums reproduce vegetatively, that means they don't just rely on seeds. The roots produce large swollen parts - these are rhyzomes. At the end of the growing season, the upper part of the plant dies back and the next year, the new shoots %26amp; leaves grow from this rhyzome.
Reply:There are rhizomes, tubers, bulbs, corms, roots... Each have different characteristics. Here are some links with lots of info.
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=rhizome...
Reply:UNERGROUND ROOT STRUCTURE. THEY ARE LOCATED IN THE RHIZOSPHERE WHICH IS THE IMMEDIATE ENVIRONMENT OF ROOTS WHERE BIOLOGICAL ACTIVITY IS HIGH.
Reply:A Rhizome is a fleshy root, it is similar to a bulb or corm , if it is left under the soil it will often die back in the winter and come up again. If you live where you may get bad frost it would be best to mulch (cover over) the ground over the Rhizomes with straw or old compost. You can dig the Rhizomes up and plant them out again as you would do with Dalia's. Flag Irises have a good Rhizome which you can often see from above the ground
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What does it meant that a plant grows from Rhizomes?
Its a swollen root that can lie dormant and then regrow when the conditions are right.
Reply:The best I can do is that they grown underground.... Ginger is one of the most common Rhizomes.... sorry I can't be of more help.
Reply:Several plants like chrysanthemums reproduce vegetatively, that means they don't just rely on seeds. The roots produce large swollen parts - these are rhyzomes. At the end of the growing season, the upper part of the plant dies back and the next year, the new shoots %26amp; leaves grow from this rhyzome.
Reply:There are rhizomes, tubers, bulbs, corms, roots... Each have different characteristics. Here are some links with lots of info.
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=rhizome...
Reply:UNERGROUND ROOT STRUCTURE. THEY ARE LOCATED IN THE RHIZOSPHERE WHICH IS THE IMMEDIATE ENVIRONMENT OF ROOTS WHERE BIOLOGICAL ACTIVITY IS HIGH.
Reply:A Rhizome is a fleshy root, it is similar to a bulb or corm , if it is left under the soil it will often die back in the winter and come up again. If you live where you may get bad frost it would be best to mulch (cover over) the ground over the Rhizomes with straw or old compost. You can dig the Rhizomes up and plant them out again as you would do with Dalia's. Flag Irises have a good Rhizome which you can often see from above the ground
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When's the right time for my Apricot tree to start to blosson?
Also how much fertilizer do you apply to it? and also some info about Canna Indica and lemon tree
When's the right time for my Apricot tree to start to blosson?
Spring? Mine in PacificNorthwest is bud swelling now. Its been mild for a few weeks now. My experience is that apricots take a few years to get going and buds are on last years growth.
Reply:http://www.ext.nodak.edu/extnews/hortisc...
Reply:# winters of india#
Reply:mid spring late April early May
When's the right time for my Apricot tree to start to blosson?
Spring? Mine in PacificNorthwest is bud swelling now. Its been mild for a few weeks now. My experience is that apricots take a few years to get going and buds are on last years growth.
Reply:http://www.ext.nodak.edu/extnews/hortisc...
Reply:# winters of india#
Reply:mid spring late April early May
How old is my dog?
ok well i have a cocker spanial .....he was born january 6,06
he is my 1st dog so im new at this .....so how old is he really canna be this january "dog yrs" i been asking and everybody gives me a different number.
How old is my dog?
If you do a google search for "equivalent age" you should be able to get a good estimate. Pups mature much faster in their younger years, so their equivalent "human" age per year is older. As they get further away from puppy hood, that slows down.
A good estimate for the first few years of life is 8 to 11 years per human year, slowing to 3-5 years per human year as they age. The range in age is due to the relative size of the dog. Larger dogs "age" faster than smaller dogs. I hope this helps.
Reply:It is a common belief that 1 human year is equal to 7 dog years. That is not very accurate, since dogs reach adulthood within the first couple of years.
The formula is: 10.5 dog years per human year for the first 2 years, then 4 dog years per human year for each year after.
Reply:he would become sex mature at the age of 1 (a dog not a pup)
Reply:The magic number is 7.
As your dog is almost 1yr old, that would be the equivilant to a human's developement at 7yrs of age.
When she's two, she'll be 14.
Reply:It depends on who you ask, my vet says 13 years for the first year and then 7 each additional year. But it depends on the breed as large dogs tend to age faster than small dogs.
he is my 1st dog so im new at this .....so how old is he really canna be this january "dog yrs" i been asking and everybody gives me a different number.
How old is my dog?
If you do a google search for "equivalent age" you should be able to get a good estimate. Pups mature much faster in their younger years, so their equivalent "human" age per year is older. As they get further away from puppy hood, that slows down.
A good estimate for the first few years of life is 8 to 11 years per human year, slowing to 3-5 years per human year as they age. The range in age is due to the relative size of the dog. Larger dogs "age" faster than smaller dogs. I hope this helps.
Reply:It is a common belief that 1 human year is equal to 7 dog years. That is not very accurate, since dogs reach adulthood within the first couple of years.
The formula is: 10.5 dog years per human year for the first 2 years, then 4 dog years per human year for each year after.
Reply:he would become sex mature at the age of 1 (a dog not a pup)
Reply:The magic number is 7.
As your dog is almost 1yr old, that would be the equivilant to a human's developement at 7yrs of age.
When she's two, she'll be 14.
Reply:It depends on who you ask, my vet says 13 years for the first year and then 7 each additional year. But it depends on the breed as large dogs tend to age faster than small dogs.
I want to go to college but i don't know what i want to do?
i want to make alot off money but i hate bosses and i been good all the jobs i had, i want to be my own boss but i don't know what canna bussiness should i start and why i want to go to college to be my own boss.
I want to go to college but i don't know what i want to do?
Going to college may give you some ideas on what type of business may appeal to you. You can begin as an undeclared major... focus on taking a variety of classes so you'll gain insights as to your likes and dislikes. You'll need general studies your first two years anyway, so take advantage of that time to discover what appeals to you the most. Once you've taken a variety of subjects, you'll be in a much better position to select a field that you enjoy and that interests you. I know money is important to you, but so is work enjoyment; I believe if you love what you're doing the money will follow.
Reply:try truckdriving you make good money and your boss is usualy 100,s of miles away however it is a lonely hard job
Reply:Even if you want to start your own business someday, a business degree will be incredibly beneficial to you. Although people do it, you almost can't do anything in today's world without at least a bachelor's degree.
Reply:Try a business degree then if you konw you want to be your own boss. Or if you are interested in any certain fields, like marketing or accounting, do a double major in each and you will be much more prepared, or a major/minor thing, just whatever it takes to get you ready for your own business.
Reply:major in hospitality and business management and you can own your own restauraunt or something like that and be your own boss
I want to go to college but i don't know what i want to do?
Going to college may give you some ideas on what type of business may appeal to you. You can begin as an undeclared major... focus on taking a variety of classes so you'll gain insights as to your likes and dislikes. You'll need general studies your first two years anyway, so take advantage of that time to discover what appeals to you the most. Once you've taken a variety of subjects, you'll be in a much better position to select a field that you enjoy and that interests you. I know money is important to you, but so is work enjoyment; I believe if you love what you're doing the money will follow.
Reply:try truckdriving you make good money and your boss is usualy 100,s of miles away however it is a lonely hard job
Reply:Even if you want to start your own business someday, a business degree will be incredibly beneficial to you. Although people do it, you almost can't do anything in today's world without at least a bachelor's degree.
Reply:Try a business degree then if you konw you want to be your own boss. Or if you are interested in any certain fields, like marketing or accounting, do a double major in each and you will be much more prepared, or a major/minor thing, just whatever it takes to get you ready for your own business.
Reply:major in hospitality and business management and you can own your own restauraunt or something like that and be your own boss
French Fans, who are the most Italain users you respect?
I respect:
Juventina
Sexy_Canna
Emma_86 (I'm not sure about the numbers)
French Fans, who are the most Italain users you respect?
Juventina, she's one the most passionate supporter here %26amp; i respect her the most.
Reply:If you respect me I respect you!
Reply:since R035 called me the french fan..its cool, it qualifies me to name best italian fans
azzurri man
sexy_canna
R035 (if he is not jealous of me )
made in italy (the coolest one with many french's thumbs down )
juventina
pinky
dr zizzou (he now loves italy)
touzours (controlled by his sweetheart R035)
Reply:i respect em all
but i respect Juventina the most
Reply:if u respect u'r self, people will respect u,
so i don't respect irrespective
Reply:i respect the same people you respect..i dont like made in italy at all
Reply:Im glad Im not on the list!
Reply:i dont respect anyone italian but i like a french guy called touzor because he is fond of zidane he was putting his avater but changed idont know why?anyway i still like him
Reply:I'm not a French fan but I just want to thank everyone for their respect, it really means allot to me.
You too Dr.zizou!!
Reply:juventina
Reply:Lol.. Dude I hate anyone who says Zidane sucks, and they do.. so no dude, I hate ITALIA, and you too Cheaterazzi.
Reply:well if the question is reversed you will not be on my list .
i dont care about ur comments, good question , a bit better than the garbage .
Reply:Nice to know ure using the 'R' word... RESPECT... believe me.. it does wonders.. thumbs up!
Reply:juventina
Reply:NONE
ALL OF 'EM SUCKS
ESPECIALY THAT SMELLY JUVENTINA
AND HER TOYS ---------%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; AZZURI MAN %26amp; MADE IN ITALY
Reply:Thanks for ur respect , I hope we all start to respect one another here .
Reply:emma's cool
affiliate reviews
Juventina
Sexy_Canna
Emma_86 (I'm not sure about the numbers)
French Fans, who are the most Italain users you respect?
Juventina, she's one the most passionate supporter here %26amp; i respect her the most.
Reply:If you respect me I respect you!
Reply:since R035 called me the french fan..its cool, it qualifies me to name best italian fans
azzurri man
sexy_canna
R035 (if he is not jealous of me )
made in italy (the coolest one with many french's thumbs down )
juventina
pinky
dr zizzou (he now loves italy)
touzours (controlled by his sweetheart R035)
Reply:i respect em all
but i respect Juventina the most
Reply:if u respect u'r self, people will respect u,
so i don't respect irrespective
Reply:i respect the same people you respect..i dont like made in italy at all
Reply:Im glad Im not on the list!
Reply:i dont respect anyone italian but i like a french guy called touzor because he is fond of zidane he was putting his avater but changed idont know why?anyway i still like him
Reply:I'm not a French fan but I just want to thank everyone for their respect, it really means allot to me.
You too Dr.zizou!!
Reply:juventina
Reply:Lol.. Dude I hate anyone who says Zidane sucks, and they do.. so no dude, I hate ITALIA, and you too Cheaterazzi.
Reply:well if the question is reversed you will not be on my list .
i dont care about ur comments, good question , a bit better than the garbage .
Reply:Nice to know ure using the 'R' word... RESPECT... believe me.. it does wonders.. thumbs up!
Reply:juventina
Reply:NONE
ALL OF 'EM SUCKS
ESPECIALY THAT SMELLY JUVENTINA
AND HER TOYS ---------%26gt;%26gt;%26gt; AZZURI MAN %26amp; MADE IN ITALY
Reply:Thanks for ur respect , I hope we all start to respect one another here .
Reply:emma's cool
affiliate reviews
What does this mean!!!!?
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!
I'm truly sorry man's dominion,
Has broken nature's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An' fellow-mortal!
I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
'S a sma' request;
I'll get a blessin wi' the lave,
An' never miss't!
Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin!
It's silly wa's the win's are strewin!
An' naething, now, to big a new ane,
O' foggage green!
An' bleak December's winds ensuin,
Baith snell an' keen!
Thou saw the fields laid bare an' waste,
An' weary winter comin fast,
An' cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell-
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro' thy cell.
That wee bit heap o' leaves an' stibble,
Has cost thee mony a weary nibble!
Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the winter's sleety dribble,
An' cranreuch cauld!
But, Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'men
Gang aft agley,
An'lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!
Still thou art blest, compar'd wi' me
The present only toucheth thee:
But, Och! I backward cast my e'e.
On prospects drear!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!
What does this mean!!!!?
i didn't take the time to realy read it but here is a website that has a 'english' translation
http://www.rosemike.net/poetry/mousie.ht...
Reply:have you took your meds to day.........................
Reply:Glad it is not my homework assignment!!!
Reply:WHO THE ***** CARES!
Reply:I'm so sorry but I don't know. hehehe.....
Reply:Two words..."Cliff's Notes"...sounds Shakespearian...Good Luck! (Hint: Philly Boy has the link of the translation %26amp; Ms Chrstnwrtr has a good description! I've learned something about Scotish literature! LOL)
Reply:It's a poem by Scottish poet Robert Burns. He's writing a poem about a guy tilling his land and nearly kills a field mouse....so the guy apologizes to the field mouse.
It's a great poem by a great poet. The poem is titled "To a Mouse." It's written in typical Scottish dialect.
It's not Shakespearean, it's not in a foreign language, etc. It's Scottish poetry. Take my word for it.
Reply:The man is telling a mouse that his own life is as difficult as that which the mouse faces, and tells the mouse he is a welcome friend.
Reply:Wow...that is quite the mouthful. I have no idea what they're talking about here!
Reply:Sounds like a halloween curse to me.
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!
I'm truly sorry man's dominion,
Has broken nature's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An' fellow-mortal!
I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
'S a sma' request;
I'll get a blessin wi' the lave,
An' never miss't!
Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin!
It's silly wa's the win's are strewin!
An' naething, now, to big a new ane,
O' foggage green!
An' bleak December's winds ensuin,
Baith snell an' keen!
Thou saw the fields laid bare an' waste,
An' weary winter comin fast,
An' cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell-
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro' thy cell.
That wee bit heap o' leaves an' stibble,
Has cost thee mony a weary nibble!
Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the winter's sleety dribble,
An' cranreuch cauld!
But, Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o' mice an 'men
Gang aft agley,
An'lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!
Still thou art blest, compar'd wi' me
The present only toucheth thee:
But, Och! I backward cast my e'e.
On prospects drear!
An' forward, tho' I canna see,
I guess an' fear!
What does this mean!!!!?
i didn't take the time to realy read it but here is a website that has a 'english' translation
http://www.rosemike.net/poetry/mousie.ht...
Reply:have you took your meds to day.........................
Reply:Glad it is not my homework assignment!!!
Reply:WHO THE ***** CARES!
Reply:I'm so sorry but I don't know. hehehe.....
Reply:Two words..."Cliff's Notes"...sounds Shakespearian...Good Luck! (Hint: Philly Boy has the link of the translation %26amp; Ms Chrstnwrtr has a good description! I've learned something about Scotish literature! LOL)
Reply:It's a poem by Scottish poet Robert Burns. He's writing a poem about a guy tilling his land and nearly kills a field mouse....so the guy apologizes to the field mouse.
It's a great poem by a great poet. The poem is titled "To a Mouse." It's written in typical Scottish dialect.
It's not Shakespearean, it's not in a foreign language, etc. It's Scottish poetry. Take my word for it.
Reply:The man is telling a mouse that his own life is as difficult as that which the mouse faces, and tells the mouse he is a welcome friend.
Reply:Wow...that is quite the mouthful. I have no idea what they're talking about here!
Reply:Sounds like a halloween curse to me.
Euro 2008?
Who do you think is going to win.
Who do you think is the best player[s].
Personally
Italy and germany are my faves
and canna..grosso..lahm..schweinsteiger are really good
yeah sooo
who do u think!?
Euro 2008?
England !
Reply:Italy or France.
Reply:Italy is gonna win once again and the best players so far on the team are Massimo Oddo, Luca Toni not just because they scored a goal I just think their incredibly amazing
Reply:At the moment Scotland are likeliest candidates for the trophy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Scotland!
Reply:steven gerrard is my favourite player and i hope england win
Who do you think is the best player[s].
Personally
Italy and germany are my faves
and canna..grosso..lahm..schweinsteiger are really good
yeah sooo
who do u think!?
Euro 2008?
England !
Reply:Italy or France.
Reply:Italy is gonna win once again and the best players so far on the team are Massimo Oddo, Luca Toni not just because they scored a goal I just think their incredibly amazing
Reply:At the moment Scotland are likeliest candidates for the trophy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Scotland!
Reply:steven gerrard is my favourite player and i hope england win
First thing that com,es to your mind when u see the questions/answers pf ......................?
tourist:no more injustice
juventina
dr zizou
touzours
ro35
made in italy
sexy_canna
mim_zizou
doober
First thing that com,es to your mind when u see the questions/answers pf ......................?
Tourist: Cool
Juventina: Realy Nice
Dr Zizou: The best...LOL just kidding!
Touzours: Admiring RO35
RO35: Admiring Touzours
Made In Italy: I hate him!
Sexy_Canna: Seems Kind
Mimi_Zizou: Funny/Wise
Doober: I don't know
Reply:i dont know why people keep on forgetting me over here
Reply:I don't know the names listed.
I don't read questions and answers based on who posted it. I just see the words.
And if they make sense and are credible, i think "good question, smart person, funny person, interesting".
But if they are senseless, i think "WTF"
Reply:tourist:no more injustice-nice
juventina-delusa e confusa
dr zizou-respectful
touzours-in love with RO35
ro35-in love with himself
made in italy- insultive
sexy_canna-nice
mim_zizou-friend
doober-nice
Reply:this is about their questions/answers? like what i think of their questions/answers? ok:
tourist: interesting
juventina: cool, nice
dr zizou: good, funny sometimes?
touzours: funny
RO35: funny
made in italy: cool
sexycanna: cool, nice
mimi_zizou: interesting
doober: :) thanks for putting me in, but i dont know what my questions/answers are like. you tell me. :) haha
juventina
dr zizou
touzours
ro35
made in italy
sexy_canna
mim_zizou
doober
First thing that com,es to your mind when u see the questions/answers pf ......................?
Tourist: Cool
Juventina: Realy Nice
Dr Zizou: The best...LOL just kidding!
Touzours: Admiring RO35
RO35: Admiring Touzours
Made In Italy: I hate him!
Sexy_Canna: Seems Kind
Mimi_Zizou: Funny/Wise
Doober: I don't know
Reply:i dont know why people keep on forgetting me over here
Reply:I don't know the names listed.
I don't read questions and answers based on who posted it. I just see the words.
And if they make sense and are credible, i think "good question, smart person, funny person, interesting".
But if they are senseless, i think "WTF"
Reply:tourist:no more injustice-nice
juventina-delusa e confusa
dr zizou-respectful
touzours-in love with RO35
ro35-in love with himself
made in italy- insultive
sexy_canna-nice
mim_zizou-friend
doober-nice
Reply:this is about their questions/answers? like what i think of their questions/answers? ok:
tourist: interesting
juventina: cool, nice
dr zizou: good, funny sometimes?
touzours: funny
RO35: funny
made in italy: cool
sexycanna: cool, nice
mimi_zizou: interesting
doober: :) thanks for putting me in, but i dont know what my questions/answers are like. you tell me. :) haha
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Scientific names, flowers?
what are the scientific names for a:
- rose
- tulip
-carnation
- geranium
-petunia
-dahlia
-peony
-aster
- hydrongea
-camellia
- dianthus
- daffodil
-daisies
-canna
-sweet william
THANKYOU!!!
Scientific names, flowers?
I guess that no one wants to do your homework for you.
Try doing a search for the name followed by the word nursery. Go to sites that look like they sell the plant and copy the name.
Or the easy way is to go to www.wikipedia.org. They usually have the Latin names spelled correctly.
flowers funeral
- rose
- tulip
-carnation
- geranium
-petunia
-dahlia
-peony
-aster
- hydrongea
-camellia
- dianthus
- daffodil
-daisies
-canna
-sweet william
THANKYOU!!!
Scientific names, flowers?
I guess that no one wants to do your homework for you.
Try doing a search for the name followed by the word nursery. Go to sites that look like they sell the plant and copy the name.
Or the easy way is to go to www.wikipedia.org. They usually have the Latin names spelled correctly.
flowers funeral
How do u find ur old photos on yahoo?
used 2 have a couple of different photo albums on my yahoo were i saved mail attachment pics sent to me. havin uploaded the new yahoo mail so where have they gone??? canna seem to find them anywhere!!!
How do u find ur old photos on yahoo?
search mail with the attachment name or name of the person who set it.
if you cannot find, switch back to old version and click on attachments/photos.
Reply:In my old school album lol
How do u find ur old photos on yahoo?
search mail with the attachment name or name of the person who set it.
if you cannot find, switch back to old version and click on attachments/photos.
Reply:In my old school album lol
Where did 'Up Your Maslow' get such a fantastic version of "Wee Willy Winkie as this one?
Wee Willie Winkie rins through the toun,
Up stairs and doon stairs in his nicht-goun,
Tirlin' at the window, cryin' at the lock,
"Are the weans in their bed, for it's noo ten o'clock?"
"Hey, Willie Winkie, are ye comin' ben?
The cat's singin' grey thrums to the sleepin' hen,
The dog's spelder'd on the floor, and disna gi'e a cheep,
But here's a waukrife laddie that winna fa' asleep!"
Onything but sleep, you rogue! glow'ring like the mune,
Rattlin' in an airn jug wi' an airn spune,
Rumblin', tumblin' round about, crawin' like a ****,
Skirlin' like a kenna-what, wauk'nin' sleepin' fock.
"Hey, Willie Winkie - the wean's in a creel!
Wambling aff a bodie's knee like a verra eel,
Ruggin' at the cat's lug, and ravelin' a' her thrums
Hey, Willie Winkie - see, there he comes!"
Wearit is the mither that has a stoorie wean,
A wee stumple stoussie, that canna rin his lane,
That has a battle aye wi' sleep before he'll close an ee
But a kiss frae aff his rosy lips gies strength anew to me.
Where did 'Up Your Maslow' get such a fantastic version of "Wee Willy Winkie as this one?
What do you mean, where? Isn't this the original???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wee_Willie_...
.
Reply:Thats a cool song :)
Reply:Is Wee Willie a euphemism for something? I think maybe so.
Your Wee Willie needs a spankin'.
Up stairs and doon stairs in his nicht-goun,
Tirlin' at the window, cryin' at the lock,
"Are the weans in their bed, for it's noo ten o'clock?"
"Hey, Willie Winkie, are ye comin' ben?
The cat's singin' grey thrums to the sleepin' hen,
The dog's spelder'd on the floor, and disna gi'e a cheep,
But here's a waukrife laddie that winna fa' asleep!"
Onything but sleep, you rogue! glow'ring like the mune,
Rattlin' in an airn jug wi' an airn spune,
Rumblin', tumblin' round about, crawin' like a ****,
Skirlin' like a kenna-what, wauk'nin' sleepin' fock.
"Hey, Willie Winkie - the wean's in a creel!
Wambling aff a bodie's knee like a verra eel,
Ruggin' at the cat's lug, and ravelin' a' her thrums
Hey, Willie Winkie - see, there he comes!"
Wearit is the mither that has a stoorie wean,
A wee stumple stoussie, that canna rin his lane,
That has a battle aye wi' sleep before he'll close an ee
But a kiss frae aff his rosy lips gies strength anew to me.
Where did 'Up Your Maslow' get such a fantastic version of "Wee Willy Winkie as this one?
What do you mean, where? Isn't this the original???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wee_Willie_...
.
Reply:Thats a cool song :)
Reply:Is Wee Willie a euphemism for something? I think maybe so.
Your Wee Willie needs a spankin'.
What's your Cannabis cocktail?
What some people don't know about Cannabis is that it's not only soluble (the THC gets released) in fat, but also in alcohol.
So it's dead simply to creat interesting cocktails with a Cannatwist!
Long island Ice Canna-Tea is good.
What others have you tried or do you suggest? What's your Cannacocktail?
Answers may be used for a forthcoming e-book available for free for www.highsocietynews.co.uk subscribers (free service too!)
What's your Cannabis cocktail?
heat a tablespoon with honey in it ,sprinkle the gear in and heat to just below boiling point,pour the solution into a pot of yoghurt and stir,leave overnight and consume.
Rumtopf,put rum+fruit+gear into a container.leave for as long as possible,drink the rum solution,eat the fruit,pears work well.
Reply:u can also boil it in alcohol and extract the oil 99.9% ethanol ask the chemist for some remote control aeroplane fuel you know the one's the hobbist's fly
So it's dead simply to creat interesting cocktails with a Cannatwist!
Long island Ice Canna-Tea is good.
What others have you tried or do you suggest? What's your Cannacocktail?
Answers may be used for a forthcoming e-book available for free for www.highsocietynews.co.uk subscribers (free service too!)
What's your Cannabis cocktail?
heat a tablespoon with honey in it ,sprinkle the gear in and heat to just below boiling point,pour the solution into a pot of yoghurt and stir,leave overnight and consume.
Rumtopf,put rum+fruit+gear into a container.leave for as long as possible,drink the rum solution,eat the fruit,pears work well.
Reply:u can also boil it in alcohol and extract the oil 99.9% ethanol ask the chemist for some remote control aeroplane fuel you know the one's the hobbist's fly
Samsung d500 - pin?
i got my phone like 2 years ago.. 2nd hand off of ebay .. ￡50 , canna go wrong if you wanted to with that!
anyways, i have no idea what the pin is on it for anything, any way i can find this out as im wanted to begin to lock my media files and phone in general
Samsung d500 - pin?
If it's your PIN code and you enter it wrong three times you should then be able to get a PUK code from your network to reset it. If it is the phone code however, it should be preset to 00000000 (8 zeros) unless you've changed it. If you have changed it, and you don't remember what you channged it to, unfortunately you can't do anything about it.
Reply:try the lasy few numbers of your phone number or call customer service for samsung or ur phone company maybe they can walk you through how the reset it. Good luck!
office table
anyways, i have no idea what the pin is on it for anything, any way i can find this out as im wanted to begin to lock my media files and phone in general
Samsung d500 - pin?
If it's your PIN code and you enter it wrong three times you should then be able to get a PUK code from your network to reset it. If it is the phone code however, it should be preset to 00000000 (8 zeros) unless you've changed it. If you have changed it, and you don't remember what you channged it to, unfortunately you can't do anything about it.
Reply:try the lasy few numbers of your phone number or call customer service for samsung or ur phone company maybe they can walk you through how the reset it. Good luck!
office table
Do these sayings confirm whether a person is a True Scot----?
You know you are a true scot if................
1. You can pronounce McConnochie,Ecclefechan, Milgavie, Sauchiehall St, St. Enoch and aufurfuksake,
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop without sleveren when yer blootert.
5.Ye kin faw aboot pashed withoot spullin yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearing shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8.Ye kin understaun Rab C Nisbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9 Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer words.
10.Ye ken wit haggis is made ae an still like eating it.
Out of space, Finally ......A wee Glesga wummin goes intae the butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer,and is standind haunds ahint his back,with his ers aimed at the fire.
The wee wummin checks oot the display case then asks,"Is that yer ayrshire bacon? naw, am heatin ma haun!s,hen
Do these sayings confirm whether a person is a True Scot----?
Either you are a troll, or are from Glasgow (LOL)! Either way, it was an easy 2 points for me.
To answer your question...no, they are just stereotypes of Scots, in particular those Scots that live in a certain large Scottish City on the West Coast.
Liked your joke about the Ayrshire bacon though (groan).
:)
Reply:Weel noo, Ah cannae be certain abit confirmin' 'at, bein' as Ah am nae a Scot myself. Ye gart some braw points thocht an' it was an interestin' reid if Ah dae say sae.
Reply:there's a moose loose aboot this hoose...
Reply:Naw Pal.!!!
1. You can pronounce McConnochie,Ecclefechan, Milgavie, Sauchiehall St, St. Enoch and aufurfuksake,
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop without sleveren when yer blootert.
5.Ye kin faw aboot pashed withoot spullin yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearing shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8.Ye kin understaun Rab C Nisbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9 Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer words.
10.Ye ken wit haggis is made ae an still like eating it.
Out of space, Finally ......A wee Glesga wummin goes intae the butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer,and is standind haunds ahint his back,with his ers aimed at the fire.
The wee wummin checks oot the display case then asks,"Is that yer ayrshire bacon? naw, am heatin ma haun!s,hen
Do these sayings confirm whether a person is a True Scot----?
Either you are a troll, or are from Glasgow (LOL)! Either way, it was an easy 2 points for me.
To answer your question...no, they are just stereotypes of Scots, in particular those Scots that live in a certain large Scottish City on the West Coast.
Liked your joke about the Ayrshire bacon though (groan).
:)
Reply:Weel noo, Ah cannae be certain abit confirmin' 'at, bein' as Ah am nae a Scot myself. Ye gart some braw points thocht an' it was an interestin' reid if Ah dae say sae.
Reply:there's a moose loose aboot this hoose...
Reply:Naw Pal.!!!
In the liquid velvet night, burglers gurgle with delight....?
or do you prefer the dundonian...
ya canna have yur pudden,
coz ya didney eat yer kidney!
In the liquid velvet night, burglers gurgle with delight....?
Pink Floyd?
Reply:er, if you say so, but what is your question?
Reply:Burglars gurgle?
have my pudden?
Yeaaaaaa, whata isa yur questen?
You're one crazy dude. :)
Reply:You way out there.............chits too deep for me
Reply:while helpless victims run with fright!
Reply:Depends what mood I'm in, but I think I prefer the first, only if you change it to maybe:
In the liquid velvet night,
Lovers smoulder with delight ...
Reply:I'll have some of whatever your on.
ya canna have yur pudden,
coz ya didney eat yer kidney!
In the liquid velvet night, burglers gurgle with delight....?
Pink Floyd?
Reply:er, if you say so, but what is your question?
Reply:Burglars gurgle?
have my pudden?
Yeaaaaaa, whata isa yur questen?
You're one crazy dude. :)
Reply:You way out there.............chits too deep for me
Reply:while helpless victims run with fright!
Reply:Depends what mood I'm in, but I think I prefer the first, only if you change it to maybe:
In the liquid velvet night,
Lovers smoulder with delight ...
Reply:I'll have some of whatever your on.
Don't u think Real Madrid got lucky???
and btw Canna got a red card
hahha
that is 2 red cards already!!!
4 those who didn't c the game it finished 1-1
gr8 goal by Toress!!!
Don't u think Real Madrid got lucky???
I hope you're not studying to be a comedian.
Reply:I ARGEE WITH U REAL MADRID GOT LUCKY
Reply:How much Real was paying refeeres?
Atletico scored 2nd goal and they did not count it cause of "foul"!And it was not foul!Atletico should won 5:0!
Reply:umm......
Reply:At half time it should have been 4-0 to A.Madrid.
One of the most one sided games I have ever seen.
Reply:hmm... yeah...
Isn't he wearing zizou's kit?
Reply:yeah they got luck, they got kick in the *** duh,it was like the fulham vs united game.alantic madrid was the batter attacking deam real was the batter defending team of the day.
Reply:Aren't u suppose to be studying ?
hahha
that is 2 red cards already!!!
4 those who didn't c the game it finished 1-1
gr8 goal by Toress!!!
Don't u think Real Madrid got lucky???
I hope you're not studying to be a comedian.
Reply:I ARGEE WITH U REAL MADRID GOT LUCKY
Reply:How much Real was paying refeeres?
Atletico scored 2nd goal and they did not count it cause of "foul"!And it was not foul!Atletico should won 5:0!
Reply:umm......
Reply:At half time it should have been 4-0 to A.Madrid.
One of the most one sided games I have ever seen.
Reply:hmm... yeah...
Isn't he wearing zizou's kit?
Reply:yeah they got luck, they got kick in the *** duh,it was like the fulham vs united game.alantic madrid was the batter attacking deam real was the batter defending team of the day.
Reply:Aren't u suppose to be studying ?
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