Can I join the clan?

Me mammy's was born in Ireland, her mammy was from the south, and her daddy from the North. He looked like a big Viking, and they invaded Ireland. Me pappie's mother was a Hyland, (me grannie Kate) and me cousins here in Aussite,still wear the name with pride, in these yon dry moors of Aussie land. Me pappie's dad was born in Ballarat. It's a mixure, but the Celts are in the DNA, very strong ya ken.. Canna ye noot see the fire, commin outa me mouth, an the African sword, where i was born and raised. in me hand. Ooh Aye. I have given a lot to globilisation, but we Celts must stick together. I stand for the Clan. And the heather heath.

Can I join the clan?
Well justme (or should that be MaCJusttryme The Furious--or some such), I would guess you have arrived. Ignore the comments of needing to take a DNA test to fit in...you are fine as you are. Your word is good enough for us, for we are honest kinsmen.



Can you show me the African sword, please? It must be truly awesome.
Reply:Unfortunatey, when I left the site last night Eyedontnose had been suspended. What happens to the bordello and the rest of the story, I have no idea.



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Reply:Aye, and the pipes they called ye home.
Reply:If your family are from Ireland, why are you typing in a Scottish accent?
Reply:Ahhh! Sweet lass. Home you be to the clan tis true

But the fire inside tells a telling clue.

A dragon under the skin

Is our next of kin

Be safe, be wary

But know what you carry

A strong heart!
Reply:Join the Clan?



THERE WAS NO CLAN WITHOUT YE!



Now we have reason to party for our lost daughter has come home to the hills - and there is rejoicing from glen ta glen!



You have more Celt blood in ye than the Edinburgh Transfussion Service!



Hail Hail - our precious daughter has found her spiritual home!



And from now on daughter your name shall ring out as

MaCJustTryMe the Furious!
Reply:Sure,



The Klan can always use another punch board like you.
Reply:Come on in your tartans ready
Reply:ahhh hahahahaha.... thats funny
Reply:It's wonderful to know all your heritage like that. I'd love to know more of my heritage. I think the clan has definitely welcomed you in, so enjoy your new family.
Reply:"Send in your DNA and don't call us we'll call you"!!!LOL!!! No, just kidding!!!
Reply:pick your tartan grab a claymore and welcome wee lassie we stand as one and let no one meddle with what we have forged on this site lest they face our wrath
Reply:..girlie all ye need is a pair of tartan knickers to fit in,we'll not be watching your forefathers to see if you're pure enough,your heart's in the heather and that's all that matters.