Would anyone like to hear a wee Scottish Joke?

Scottish Hospital

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%26gt;An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of the

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%26gt;tour he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no signs of

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%26gt;injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:

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%26gt;"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!".

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%26gt;The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, who

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%26gt;immediately launches into "Some hae meat, and canna eat, and some wad eat

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%26gt;that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, and sae the Lord be thankit."

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%26gt;The next patient sits up and declaims: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous

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%26gt;beastie, O what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae

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%26gt;hasty, wi' bickering bl'attle. I wad be laith to run and chase thee, wi'

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%26gt;murdering

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%26gt;prattle." "Well," says the Englishman to his Scottish colleague, "I see you

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%26gt;saved the

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%26gt;psychiatric ward for the last." "No, no," the Scottish doctor corrects him,

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%26gt;"This is the

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%26gt;Serious Burns Unit."

Would anyone like to hear a wee Scottish Joke?
Man that was a cracker, ge'us sa' mare .
Reply:Huh?

I don't get it...
Reply:Very funny!
Reply:Comedy Genius
Reply:This joke was on here last week.
Reply:Haha, good one!
Reply:funny
Reply:Actually made me laugh! Good joke.
Reply:I'm a dumb American. It took me a minute to get it!
Reply:Message for Miz D you can't help being American but these are excerpts from the great Rabbie Burns, look him up...
Reply:Och away ye wee hen!



Y' had me greetin' so's I nearly wet ma britches.



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For those who don't know, Robert Burns was a Scottish writer, musician and poet. His most famous work, known the world over, is Auld Lang Syne, sung at Hogmanay, when bringing in the new year. His birthday, 25 January, is celebrated by Scots across the world, with a traditional Burns supper, usually consisting of Haggis, neeps and tatties. The Haggis is traditionally piped to the table, and the host stabs the haggis while quoting the above poem, before serving it up to the guests.
Reply:Wee Susie!

Ye mek me proud ta be a Scot!

Grab a bonny wee star!
Reply:Sorry Suzie - translation needed - you lost me at "Fair'

Hugs CJ
Reply:LOL that's great!! Send it to the Craig Ferguson show, I bet they'll use it!
Reply:Is this german?
Reply:I thought I recognized some of those lines, but it has been quite a while since I remember reading them. Great one dear. Have another galaxy or three!!!!
Reply:Totally cool......

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