Thursday, January 12, 2012

Scottish..?

Ru a True Scot?



100% Scottish??



1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.

4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!

7. Ye measure distance in minutes.

8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.

9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.

11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.

12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.

13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.

14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.

17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.

Scottish..?
ROFL ....brilliant. mum and dad both scottish but i was brought up in england and still understood every word lol
Reply:Ha, i understood that! my granddad was a Scot from the Hebrides. Gotta love the Scots, so darn attractive!
Reply:am well scottish man
Reply:ACH that was funny!! I like it, very good :)

Number 5 was the funniest I think, and even though I am not 100% Scot (60% Irish/30% Scot), I still think haggis is alright even though I know what it is and how its made!!



I will definately be passing this on...Thanks!!
Reply:Ach, laddie, ye've won me heart. Which tarten be your'n?
Reply:I can read it!



My mother was a Glaswegian.
Reply:This exact question was posted a few weeks back by another person on YA!. Either you are not very original, or you are that same person using a multiple account.



Either way, I don't need to answer any of those questions to know I was a true Scot since I was born in Scotland. That's good enough for me.
Reply:cun unnerston o o it ! prob yase it o in wan sentance when im foo ! Xxx
Reply:nope i can't even read half of it right
Reply:i'm not scottish i'm irish i just watched braveheart last night, good film, neways i'm here to say Scots have the sexiest accent i have ever heard!!





that is all... :)
Reply:Sorry I didn't understand a lot of that I must come from the posh end of Scotland!
Reply:lol i am pure scottish and understood every single word of that :)
Reply:Not Scottish but love the accent. Scotts are hot



Peace ?
Reply:I suppose I'm mostly Scottish... although I don't know question 1.
Reply:i dont have a clue what your talking about,
Reply:Ahhhhh, I failed the test. Does that mean I get kicked out of the Scottish fan club? ;)
Reply:I'm 135% Scottish cause thats me on ma 5th can of Super
Reply:I know #'s 3 well,#7 I wondered where that came from,

and #18,almost all,but it was a struggle.
Reply:Its makes good reading,
Reply:lol! 100% Understood!!
Reply:Thanks for giving me a good laugh today. I especially thought reading out the football scores/results in church was brilliant. Yes you're right I'm sending this off to a friend of mine who's a Scot.



I'm English by the way, but still understood it so have a star.

azalea

What do you think of this poem to me a Scot, I thought it was funny what do other Scots or anyone else think?

Scottish Poetry Selection

- A Mither's Lecture Tae Her Ne'er-dae-weel Son





It is easy to picture a Scots mother wagging the finger at her grown-up son and giving him a lecture when he comes back home, the worse for a wee drink (or two or three) in the days when mothers perhaps had more influence over the actions of their offspring than they do today! This poem is by Charles Nicol (1858-?) who often wrote light-hearted verses about every-day incidents.





A Mither's Lecture Tae Her Ne'er-dae-weel Son

Ye thochtless tyke, what time o" nicht

Is this for tae come hame?

Whan ither decent fouk's in bed -

Oh! div ye no think shame?

But shame's no in ye, that I ken,

Ye drucken ne'er-dae-weel!

You've mair thocht for the dram-shop there -

Aye, that ye hae, atweel!

Ye drucken loon, come tell me quick

Whaur hae ye been, ava?

I'm shair it's waefu' that frae drink

Ye canna keep awa.

An' bidin' tae sic 'oors as this,

When you should be in bed;

I doot there's something in this wark;

Come, tell the truth noo, Ted?



Can ye no speak? What's wrang wi' ye?

Ye good-for-naething loon,

Yer gettin' juist a fair disgrace,

An' that ye'll be gey soon.

Noo, dinna stan' there like a mute -

The truth I want tae ken,

Sae tell me noo the truth for aince,

It's nae too late tae men'.



You've been wi' twa-three bosom freens

At Bob Broon's birthday spree;

Aweel, aweel, if that's the case,

You this time I'll forgie.

But mind, sic wark as this, my man,

Will never, never dae;

Ye maun gie up that waefu' drink,

Aye, frae this very day!



Meaning of unusual words:

tyke=dog

div=do

ken=know

drucken=drunken

loon=boy

ava=at all

gey=very

maun=must

waefu'=woeful

What do you think of this poem to me a Scot, I thought it was funny what do other Scots or anyone else think?
Yeah I like it and love the auld mithir tongue, It's a shame alot of these words are lost now. Reminds me of ma grannie!
Reply:I loved it! I'm just glad that you weren't here to listen to me say all that out loud. Chuckles for you!!
Reply:I liked it! It reminds me a little of Robbie Burns!
Reply:I'm not a Scot but my sense of humor knows no borders as long as I can half understand the language.Thanks for the hints.
Reply:i love it,,coz,,i was born in bonnie scotland..mary.c.cheers hen.
Reply:It,s absolutely timeless,and applies as much today as it did when it was written.
Reply:Sorry Suzie - even with a translation for some of the words - I could not understand it. Thanks for trying! Hugs CJ
Reply:I can hear my father reading this...it's a lot like poetry he read me as a child. Brings tears to my eyes as well as a laugh. I like your contributions, Suzie, keep 'em coming.
Reply:I like it, you're right about the times gone by too!
Reply:brilliant..it put me in mind of my wee granny when she went off on one
Reply:Brilliant and funny.


When do these bulb seedlings emerge?

About how long after planting should I start looking for seedlings?



Glads

Freesia

Orchid Glads

Canna

Sparaxis

Liatris

Asiati/Golden Splendor Lily

Dahlia

When do these bulb seedlings emerge?
Glads/June/Juy

Freesia - June/July

Orchid Glads/June/July

Canna/End of May

Sparaxis/June

Liatris/Mid-May

Asiati/Golden Splendor Lily late May

Dahlia = two weeks after planting outdors after all danger of frost - usually planted at end of April for mid-May start - can be started indoors in January and pinched back for lateral growth and nice bushy plants.



The above poster is correct in that these are not seedlings, as they come from bulbs, corms and tbers, but I new what you meant! ;^D
Reply:They are not seedlings; they are not coming from seed. It all depends on temps and mositure; at least a couple weeks.


Im trying to find a song but only know partial lyrics?

it goes like sexy canna pardon my mannor let me get my camara.

Im trying to find a song but only know partial lyrics?
Sexy Can I by Ray J.
Reply:Sexy can I

Ray J



(feat. Yung Berg)



Sexy can I

Yeah, Yeahhh

All we wanna know is...



[Chorus:]

Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.

Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)

It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera

All I wanna no is, sexy can I.

Sexy can I, hit it from the front,

Then I hit it from the back.

Know you like it like that.

Then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor

Then we chill for a second, then were back at it for more

Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.

Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)

It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera

All I wanna no is, sexy can I.



[Young Berg:]

Wat up Lil mama, it's ya boy Youngin

G5 dippin, lui vuitton luggage (ay)

Gotta love it, ya boy so fly

All the ladies go (ohhh) when a ***** go by.

Gucci on the feet, Marc Jacob on the thigh

She wanna ride or die with ya boy in the shi.

That's right, so I let her kiss the prince

So boyfriend, she ain't missed him since.



[Ray J:]

Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.

Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)

It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera

All I wanna no is, sexy can I.

Sexy can I, keep it on the low.

Got a girl at the crib, we can take it to the mo-mo.

You can bring a friend, or you can ride solo.

Let me get my camera, so we can take a photo.

(Oh, ohh, ohh) Now look shawty, look shawty.

Baby when we make love it's like, (Oh, ohh, ohh)

(I don't know what your man is like but shawty all I want to know is)

Sexy can I.



Sexy can I, visit you at work

When you sliding down the pole,

No panties, no shirt.

Then you climb back up the pole,

Then you drop and do the splits.

How you make that pussy talk,

Baby damn, u is a mess

(Oh, ohh, ohh) Now look shawty, look shawty.

I make it rain in the club like (Oh, ohh, ohh)

(I don't know what your man is like but baby all I want to know is)

Sexy can I



Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.

Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)

It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera

All I wanna no is, sexy can I.



[Young Berg:]

I don't care who's ya boy hittin, or who Ray's melon

When I give it to her, I know that she ain't tellin'

See I'm a go getta and she a go getta

You already know she...

(Sexy can I)

Sexy can I sing for you red-eye

Fresh out the pool no towel

Just let it air dry.

And if you ain't ****** tonight

Man you can watch that tour bus go by



[Chorus:]

Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.

Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (oh baby)

It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera

All I wanna no is, sexy can I.

Sexy can I, hit it from the front,

Then I hit it from the back.

Know you like it like that.

Then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor

Then we chill for a second, then were back at it for more

Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.

Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)

It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera

All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Reply:Ray J- Sexy Can I
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Reply:Sexy Can I-Ray J ft. Yung Berg
Reply:Sexy Can I-Ray j..Love it!


Do you think Gordon Brown was amused then?

Gordon Brown is being shown around a hospital. Towards the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward and goes up to the first patient and the chap replies:



"Fair fa" your honest sonsie face,

Great chieftain o the puddin`-race!

Aboon them a`ye tak your place,



Painch, tripe, or thairm:

Weel are ye wordy of a grace

As lang`s my arm."



Gordon, being somewhat confused, grins and moves on to the next patient and greets him. He replies:



"Some hae meat, and canna eat,

And some wad eat that want it;

But we hae meat and we can eat,

And sae the Lord be thankit."



The third patient starts rattling off as follows:



"Wee sleekit, cow`rin, tim`rous beastie,

O, what a panic`s in thy breastie!

Thou need na start awa sae hasty,

Wi bickering brattle!

I wad be laith to rin an chase thee,

Wi murdering pattle!"



Gordon turns to the doctor accompanying him and asks what sort of ward this is. A mental ward?



"No," replies the doctor.



"It`s the Burns unit."

Do you think Gordon Brown was amused then?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was quite touching! Star for you!!!
Reply:ha ha i like it
Reply:Like it ,Very good
Reply:And typically Scottish just like the "Prime Minister" and the "Chancellor"



Do we live in Scotland then?? I'm getting a bit confused...................................



LOL!!

Cheers for that one!!

Star time!! *
Reply:ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh
Reply:he might be.
Reply:very very good. hahahahahaha

E x
Reply:Haha! I love this! I love Burns night celebrations anyway, so this was right up my street! Thank you honey X
Reply:classic heard it a different way, cany mind where.
Reply:hahaha very good. lol
Reply:Funny
Reply:that was so funny and original ava star you comic

treatments

I wanna share my sad story about my face and what happen to it from estee lauder cream?

i used to have really good skin no problem "i mean my face"no itching no wrinkle .im 25 i was realy scared about getting wrinkles i though thats the time i should look for somthing to protect my skin from aging,wrinkles, but i was useing naturall oil but i kno thats not enough tho i bought this freaking cream "estee luder night repair i put it on my face before bed its cana irritate my skin but i thought thats coze my first time use but i was so wrong after couple use i found some wrinkles under my eyes thats not it my face become sooo sensitive i cant use anything everything now irritate me even those cream for sensitive skin ,i tried everything nothing worked my face itching so bad i went to dermatology which is the worst doctor ever he told me about some canna moistrize its"mineral oil"i didnt kno that till i use it about 4dayes got my face worse coz its mineral oil "bad 4sensitive skin i just bought shea butter pure"coco buttere with jojoba oil i wish get rid of those wrinkle .itch

I wanna share my sad story about my face and what happen to it from estee lauder cream?
im sorry it was probaly an allergic reaction
Reply:Hey Im sorry about your mishap....but just try putting vaseline on the corners of your eyes before bed.
Reply:First off... why are you worrying about wrinkles at 25? (Actually, I don't understand why you're "scared" of getting them at all... everyone does eventually, no matter what garbage they use on their skin).



STOP using skin creams, if they're only making the situation worse. You sound like you've had an allergic reaction. Give you skin some time to rest. No makeup, no creams... nothing. Go easy even on plain soap and water. It's not going to get better if you keep aggravating it.
Reply:I'm sorry to here that ! i had had a lot of people tell me they had a allergy from Ester Lauder stuff! i have been using Arbonne and love it! Arbonne does not use mineral oil in anything! That's one thing that I like about it! also it all natural!!



Botanically based

pH correct

Hypoallergenic

Dermatologist tested

Never tested on animals

Formulated without animal products or by-products

Formulated without mineral oil

Formulated without dyes or chemical fragrances
Reply:Sorry, but your rant or whatever it is you are trying to communicate is a total mess.
Reply:Aww, I feel bad...that sucks.

It's kind of hard to follow your story, though.....

Maybe if you used periods, 25-year-old.
Reply:You're undoubtedly allergic to something in the product. Always test out new products on a small patch of skin before using them on your entire face.



The company would not be at fault for your choosing to use the product without testing it first.


Do you agree with Cannavaro?

http://goal.com/en-us/Articolo.aspx?Cont...



I think Maldini and Baggio are the best ever Italian players. Not the best ever. What do you think?



I liked this article because Canna, Baggio, %26amp; Maldini are my favorite players. : )

Do you agree with Cannavaro?
Certainly they are a great players .

Too bad that neither of them won the world cup .
Reply:don't forget buffon..the biggest goalkeeper of the world..from italy with friendly..
Reply:yes.
Reply:That list of Italian greats is long Baggio Maldini, Del Piero, Buffon how can you forget buffon he is the best keeper there is watch this article



http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?Con...



and since he is still playing there is no doubt he will pass Peter over so the list of italian greats far exceeds those two but i agree with Cannavaro but there are more players that deserve praise come on man this list is two long to write i am a true fan of italian football and i know yes Maldini and Baggio are greats, giants of the game but the list goes on and on and it is not doing justice to them by just singling these two out but it is probibly because Baggio's career is done and Maldini will soon follow but the list of great italian players goes on. So they two should not be forgotten.



Italia Forever!!!
Reply:Sure they are
Reply:Yep, he's right Baggio and Maldini are the best ever!!
Reply:I didn't check the link but Maldini didn't have ONE big injury in his whole career, that's the only reason why is he still playing today, nothing else, he is just a defender that was playing in ONE club his whole career, just like Cannavaro who was the king in Serie A and he is useless in La Liga, same thing would happened if Maldini left Milan.... and about Baggio I agree that he is the best Italian player ever and maybe in top10 best attackers ever!!!!
Reply:I agree though I would add Rossi and Pirlo to the list also - for their quality as well as their influence to the game! Buffon and Zoff were also great!!
Reply:I defiently think that Maldini and Baggio are amazing Italian players but I wouldn't say they are the best. I think that Paolo Rossi was amazing, especially in '82, and what about Dino Zoff? He was 40 and still playing as the goalkeeper for Italy in '82, that is impressive. There are so many legends, the list will keep on getting longer. Don't forgot those lost players who died in the Torino FC crash of 1949. Valentino Mazzola would have been a legend if he lived longer, even Giancinto Faccheti was great for Inter. I could be here all day naming amazing players.
Reply:all of em are
Reply:so maybe cannavaro forget something , let me remind him ....

who can say that our captain was not the best and is not....? ;)
Reply:i have to completely agree with cannacaro i love baggio and maldini...



it helps i think cannavaro is the best in italy now
Reply:He always speaks the truth..
Reply:Yeah . Thank you for the article.
Reply:Yes i agree...