I'm guessing I would have to bring them in each winter like Canna and Caladium bulbs since located in Region 5-ish? (St. Louis, MO). Would this be accurate?
If Calla Lily bulbs multiply then?
Yes, you'll have to bring them in. They can take a slight frost but will die from a hard one, and won't survive a freeze at all.
I've grown them, and if they get frozen you'll have mush :(
Reply:I keep mine in pots. They do great in my basement in the winter months.
Reply:Calla Lillies are so STINKIN Gorgeous!
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Need a Bible verse?
where in the bible does it say that this world will slip away or not last, that thee things of this world are only temporary. I know its there somewhere but i canna find it!
Need a Bible verse?
1John 2:15-17 .?.?.Do not be loving either the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him; 16?because everything in the world—the desire of the flesh and the desire of the eyes and the showy display of one’s means of life—does not originate with the Father, but originates with the world. 17?Furthermore, the world is passing away and so is its desire, but he that does the will of God remains forever.
Reply:Here is the scripture I think you are looking for.
Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.
Luke 21 :33
Reply:2Co 4:18 While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.
Reply:Those who use the things of the world should not become attached to them. For this world as we know it will soon pass away.
For you have been born again, but not to a life that will quickly end. Your new life will last forever because it comes from the eternal, living word of God. As the Scriptures say,
“People are like grass;
their beauty is like a flower in the field.
The grass withers and the flower fades.
But the word of the Lord remains forever.”
That is why we never give up. Though our bodies are dying, our spirits are being renewed every day. For our present troubles are small and won’t last very long. Yet they produce for us a glory that vastly outweighs them and will last forever! So we don’t look at the troubles we can see now; rather, we fix our gaze on things that cannot be seen. For the things we see now will soon be gone, but the things we cannot see will last forever.
We are all infected and impure with sin.
When we display our righteous deeds,
they are nothing but filthy rags.
Like autumn leaves, we wither and fall,
and our sins sweep us away like the wind.
Yet no one calls on your name
or pleads with you for mercy.
Therefore, you have turned away from us
and turned us over to our sins.
Reply:Mathew 24:35 “"Heaven and earth will pass away, but My words will not pass away.”
also Luke 21:33
Reply:Isaiah 65:17 For, behold, I create new heavens and a new earth: and the former shall not be remembered, nor come into mind.
i know there is yet another, give me a moment
can't find another
Reply:II Peter 3
"10": But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
"11": Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
"12": Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
Reply:read a bible
and search it yourself
im catholic
Reply:2 Corinthians 4:18
So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.
Reply:"Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words shall never pass away". - Jesus
Reply:this sounds scary
2Pe 3:10 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, and then the heavens will pass away with a roar, and the heavenly bodies will be burned up and dissolved, and the earth and the works that are done on it will be exposed.
2Pe 3:11 Since all these things are thus to be dissolved, what sort of people ought you to be in lives of holiness and godliness,
2Pe 3:12 waiting for and hastening the coming of the day of God, because of which the heavens will be set on fire and dissolved, and the heavenly bodies will melt as they burn!
Psa 102:25 Of old you laid the foundation of the earth, and the heavens are the work of your hands.
Psa 102:26 They will perish, but you will remain; they will all wear out like a garment. You will change them like a robe, and they will pass away,
Psa 102:27 but you are the same, and your years have no end.
hope these help
God bless
Reply:ther are more than these 2 but these are the best ones...
Psalm 102:25-26
In the beginning you laid the foundations of the earth,
and the heavens are the work of your hands.
They will perish, but you remain; they will all wear out like a garment. Like clothing you will change them and they will be discarded.
Isaiah 51:6
Lift up your eyes to the heavens, look at the earth beneath; the heavens will vanish like smoke, the earth will wear out like a garment and its inhabitants die like flies. But my salvation will last forever, my righteousness will never fail.
Reply:All I know is that it is in the New Testament, most likely in the Pauline Epistles
Reply:you looking for 2 Corinthians 4:18?
Reply:NOWHERE
This will be the home of God in the eternity.
Rev 21:2 And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
Only the world and heaven ages past away.
Need a Bible verse?
1John 2:15-17 .?.?.Do not be loving either the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him; 16?because everything in the world—the desire of the flesh and the desire of the eyes and the showy display of one’s means of life—does not originate with the Father, but originates with the world. 17?Furthermore, the world is passing away and so is its desire, but he that does the will of God remains forever.
Reply:Here is the scripture I think you are looking for.
Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.
Luke 21 :33
Reply:2Co 4:18 While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.
Reply:Those who use the things of the world should not become attached to them. For this world as we know it will soon pass away.
For you have been born again, but not to a life that will quickly end. Your new life will last forever because it comes from the eternal, living word of God. As the Scriptures say,
“People are like grass;
their beauty is like a flower in the field.
The grass withers and the flower fades.
But the word of the Lord remains forever.”
That is why we never give up. Though our bodies are dying, our spirits are being renewed every day. For our present troubles are small and won’t last very long. Yet they produce for us a glory that vastly outweighs them and will last forever! So we don’t look at the troubles we can see now; rather, we fix our gaze on things that cannot be seen. For the things we see now will soon be gone, but the things we cannot see will last forever.
We are all infected and impure with sin.
When we display our righteous deeds,
they are nothing but filthy rags.
Like autumn leaves, we wither and fall,
and our sins sweep us away like the wind.
Yet no one calls on your name
or pleads with you for mercy.
Therefore, you have turned away from us
and turned us over to our sins.
Reply:Mathew 24:35 “"Heaven and earth will pass away, but My words will not pass away.”
also Luke 21:33
Reply:Isaiah 65:17 For, behold, I create new heavens and a new earth: and the former shall not be remembered, nor come into mind.
i know there is yet another, give me a moment
can't find another
Reply:II Peter 3
"10": But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
"11": Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
"12": Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
Reply:read a bible
and search it yourself
im catholic
Reply:2 Corinthians 4:18
So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.
Reply:"Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words shall never pass away". - Jesus
Reply:this sounds scary
2Pe 3:10 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, and then the heavens will pass away with a roar, and the heavenly bodies will be burned up and dissolved, and the earth and the works that are done on it will be exposed.
2Pe 3:11 Since all these things are thus to be dissolved, what sort of people ought you to be in lives of holiness and godliness,
2Pe 3:12 waiting for and hastening the coming of the day of God, because of which the heavens will be set on fire and dissolved, and the heavenly bodies will melt as they burn!
Psa 102:25 Of old you laid the foundation of the earth, and the heavens are the work of your hands.
Psa 102:26 They will perish, but you will remain; they will all wear out like a garment. You will change them like a robe, and they will pass away,
Psa 102:27 but you are the same, and your years have no end.
hope these help
God bless
Reply:ther are more than these 2 but these are the best ones...
Psalm 102:25-26
In the beginning you laid the foundations of the earth,
and the heavens are the work of your hands.
They will perish, but you remain; they will all wear out like a garment. Like clothing you will change them and they will be discarded.
Isaiah 51:6
Lift up your eyes to the heavens, look at the earth beneath; the heavens will vanish like smoke, the earth will wear out like a garment and its inhabitants die like flies. But my salvation will last forever, my righteousness will never fail.
Reply:All I know is that it is in the New Testament, most likely in the Pauline Epistles
Reply:you looking for 2 Corinthians 4:18?
Reply:NOWHERE
This will be the home of God in the eternity.
Rev 21:2 And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
Only the world and heaven ages past away.
Could you identify this illness?
Gordon Brown is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one. The patient replies:
"Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin race,
Aboon them a ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm."
Brown is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient.
The patient responds:
"Some hae meat an canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat an we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit."
Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the PM moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,
O the panic in thy breasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle."
Now seriously troubled, Brown turns to the accompanying doctor and asks "Is this a psychiatric ward?"
"No," replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit."
Could you identify this illness?
Absolutely brilliant.
This is the best joke, including mine, that has been on here for ages.
Have a star.
Don`t you just love some of the other answers.
Makes it all worthwhile.
Good job you didn`t mention "Rabbie Burns"
They would think it is a Jewish joke. Ha Ha.
Reply:Serious Burns as opposed to George Burns?
Reply:That's the scotts 4 ya, may b rab nessbit was there 2.
Reply:Sounds to me like a case of overdosing on haggis and falling into a stuper of trying to recite poetry written by Robert Burns, the famous Scottish poet.
Reply:Well you got me laughing my head off!
you deserve a star! *
well done!!!!!!!
Reply:Cool
Reply:I don't get it.
Does anyone else not get it or am I just slow .. =(
Reply:I LOVE SNOW
Reply:oh they got burned and cannot speak correctly makes sense to me.
Reply:heres your star
Reply:erm they burnt their tongue??
Reply:haha very good!
Reply:ah but my love is a red red rose. i cant believe some of the answers to this. its a bloody good joke.
Reply:Very funny. I'm not that familiar with Burn's work but a good joke nevertheless.
Reply:Is Burns like a William Shakespeare?
Reply:na i dont get it either
Reply:Sounds to me as though they all seriously burned their tounges. Therefore, their tounges are all bandaged up, so they're having trouble speaking... And for some reason also feel like speaking in rhyme...
fruit baskets
"Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin race,
Aboon them a ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm."
Brown is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient.
The patient responds:
"Some hae meat an canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat an we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit."
Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the PM moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,
O the panic in thy breasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle."
Now seriously troubled, Brown turns to the accompanying doctor and asks "Is this a psychiatric ward?"
"No," replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit."
Could you identify this illness?
Absolutely brilliant.
This is the best joke, including mine, that has been on here for ages.
Have a star.
Don`t you just love some of the other answers.
Makes it all worthwhile.
Good job you didn`t mention "Rabbie Burns"
They would think it is a Jewish joke. Ha Ha.
Reply:Serious Burns as opposed to George Burns?
Reply:That's the scotts 4 ya, may b rab nessbit was there 2.
Reply:Sounds to me like a case of overdosing on haggis and falling into a stuper of trying to recite poetry written by Robert Burns, the famous Scottish poet.
Reply:Well you got me laughing my head off!
you deserve a star! *
well done!!!!!!!
Reply:Cool
Reply:I don't get it.
Does anyone else not get it or am I just slow .. =(
Reply:I LOVE SNOW
Reply:oh they got burned and cannot speak correctly makes sense to me.
Reply:heres your star
Reply:erm they burnt their tongue??
Reply:haha very good!
Reply:ah but my love is a red red rose. i cant believe some of the answers to this. its a bloody good joke.
Reply:Very funny. I'm not that familiar with Burn's work but a good joke nevertheless.
Reply:Is Burns like a William Shakespeare?
Reply:na i dont get it either
Reply:Sounds to me as though they all seriously burned their tounges. Therefore, their tounges are all bandaged up, so they're having trouble speaking... And for some reason also feel like speaking in rhyme...
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Translations....please?
It's in like old english and can someone translate this into modern? Thanks!
'How ’tis, ma’am,’ resumed Stephen, appearing still to find his natural refuge in Louisa’s face, ‘that what is best in us fok, seems to turn us most to trouble an’ misfort’n an’ mistake, I dunno. But ’tis so. I know ’tis, as I know the heavens is over me ahint the smoke. We’re patient too, an’ wants in general to do right. An’ I canna think the fawt is aw wi’ us.’
Translations....please?
'How it is [it seems], ma'am.’ resumed Stephen, seeming still to find safety in Louisa’s face, ‘that what is best in us fok, seems to lead to trouble and misfortune and mistake, I don't know. But it is so. I know it is, as I know the heavens are over me through the smoke. We’re patient too, and want in general to do right. And I can think the fawt is with us.’
I don't know what "fawt" is, but I did the rest.
Anything else?
'How ’tis, ma’am,’ resumed Stephen, appearing still to find his natural refuge in Louisa’s face, ‘that what is best in us fok, seems to turn us most to trouble an’ misfort’n an’ mistake, I dunno. But ’tis so. I know ’tis, as I know the heavens is over me ahint the smoke. We’re patient too, an’ wants in general to do right. An’ I canna think the fawt is aw wi’ us.’
Translations....please?
'How it is [it seems], ma'am.’ resumed Stephen, seeming still to find safety in Louisa’s face, ‘that what is best in us fok, seems to lead to trouble and misfortune and mistake, I don't know. But it is so. I know it is, as I know the heavens are over me through the smoke. We’re patient too, and want in general to do right. And I can think the fawt is with us.’
I don't know what "fawt" is, but I did the rest.
Anything else?
What is that song...?
It goes "sexy canna just got my manna, why your hips are shaking" that is all i know. Best one gets 10 points
What is that song...?
Sexy Can I by Ray J
You can listen to it for free here:
http://www.rhapsody.com/home.html
Reply:Sexy Can I by Young Berg feat T-Pain. Awesome song =]
Reply:Sexy Can I by Ray J
Reply:"sexy can i"? idk sounds like that song.
Reply:its called sexi can i
Reply:Sexy Can i-Ray j and it goes..
sexy can i just pardon my manners girl how you shake it got a playa like
Reply:I think you mean Sexy can i.
What is that song...?
Sexy Can I by Ray J
You can listen to it for free here:
http://www.rhapsody.com/home.html
Reply:Sexy Can I by Young Berg feat T-Pain. Awesome song =]
Reply:Sexy Can I by Ray J
Reply:"sexy can i"? idk sounds like that song.
Reply:its called sexi can i
Reply:Sexy Can i-Ray j and it goes..
sexy can i just pardon my manners girl how you shake it got a playa like
Reply:I think you mean Sexy can i.
Allan McGregor or Artur Boruc?
Who's the better keeper Allan McGregor by millions Boruc canna even keep a clean sheet.
Allan McGregor or Artur Boruc?
Mcgregor by a mile
Reply:Artur Boruc
Reply:They are the best 2 Goalkeepers the Old Firm have ever had
Reply:put it this way if both plays for the same team then boruc would be automatic first choice.
Reply:Allan Mc is by far the better keeper, that"s from a football point of view...... i would go as far to say i wish the guy was English and playing in goal for us !
Reply:arthur boruc by far com on the celts
Reply:i would say it is a close run thing but i would go for boruc by a whisker
Reply:Pointless question - Rangers fans will say McGregor and Celtic fans will say Boruc. Brace yourself for clean sheet references when talking about Mcgregor.
As a neutral I would say Boruc but I wouldn't be unhappy about McGregor playnig in goal for Scotland
Reply:Allan McGregor, radiotab nailed it!
Reply:A year ago, Boruc. But cumon anyone must have seen the nick of him for he first ten minutes in Barcelona. He even admitted he was a disgrace himself.
Reply:At the beginning of this season I would have said Boruc.
At the moment it's hard to separate them which goes to show how far McGregor has progressed this season.
I will choose McGregor only because I think he is still progressing where as Boruc seems to have stopped and I believe he has other issues to deal with.
But most teams would be happy with either.
Reply:mcgregor by a mile,boruc always gets involved with the opposition fans ,lacks discipline for a supposed world class keeper
Reply:They are both outstanding keepers, I would take either, if I'm pushed i would choose Boruc. But this question, will cause a stir, how many of the old firm would vote for their oppositions keeper. Not many i would think. i make my judgment as a neutral.
Reply:Oh Artur Boruc the holy goalie,he hates the huns.He blessed himself at Ibrox and the huns went off their nut,he's off his ******* rocker and he sings god bless the pope
Reply:BigD covers my answer, I would say Boruc by a baw hair but not too much in it
Reply:Oh Artur Boruc the holy goalie..................................... the best. The man is a legend and keeps it in his pants unlike McGregor!
Reply:mcgregor playin brill at minute but i think boruc is a great shot stopper, its way 2 close 2 call.
Reply:Allan Mcgregor by far...nuff said.
Reply:Boruc easily
Reply:Mc Gregor
Reply:Allan. Boruc is a pansy, He ballet dances
Reply:mcgregor is only keeper to have four consequetive clean sheets in old firm games that says it all
Allan McGregor or Artur Boruc?
Mcgregor by a mile
Reply:Artur Boruc
Reply:They are the best 2 Goalkeepers the Old Firm have ever had
Reply:put it this way if both plays for the same team then boruc would be automatic first choice.
Reply:Allan Mc is by far the better keeper, that"s from a football point of view...... i would go as far to say i wish the guy was English and playing in goal for us !
Reply:arthur boruc by far com on the celts
Reply:i would say it is a close run thing but i would go for boruc by a whisker
Reply:Pointless question - Rangers fans will say McGregor and Celtic fans will say Boruc. Brace yourself for clean sheet references when talking about Mcgregor.
As a neutral I would say Boruc but I wouldn't be unhappy about McGregor playnig in goal for Scotland
Reply:Allan McGregor, radiotab nailed it!
Reply:A year ago, Boruc. But cumon anyone must have seen the nick of him for he first ten minutes in Barcelona. He even admitted he was a disgrace himself.
Reply:At the beginning of this season I would have said Boruc.
At the moment it's hard to separate them which goes to show how far McGregor has progressed this season.
I will choose McGregor only because I think he is still progressing where as Boruc seems to have stopped and I believe he has other issues to deal with.
But most teams would be happy with either.
Reply:mcgregor by a mile,boruc always gets involved with the opposition fans ,lacks discipline for a supposed world class keeper
Reply:They are both outstanding keepers, I would take either, if I'm pushed i would choose Boruc. But this question, will cause a stir, how many of the old firm would vote for their oppositions keeper. Not many i would think. i make my judgment as a neutral.
Reply:Oh Artur Boruc the holy goalie,he hates the huns.He blessed himself at Ibrox and the huns went off their nut,he's off his ******* rocker and he sings god bless the pope
Reply:BigD covers my answer, I would say Boruc by a baw hair but not too much in it
Reply:Oh Artur Boruc the holy goalie..................................... the best. The man is a legend and keeps it in his pants unlike McGregor!
Reply:mcgregor playin brill at minute but i think boruc is a great shot stopper, its way 2 close 2 call.
Reply:Allan Mcgregor by far...nuff said.
Reply:Boruc easily
Reply:Mc Gregor
Reply:Allan. Boruc is a pansy, He ballet dances
Reply:mcgregor is only keeper to have four consequetive clean sheets in old firm games that says it all
Divorce court joke?
Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court.
Angelina says: "Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he'always pickna his nose ana when we maka love he's a never letsa me on top. I just canna taka dis anymore."
The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, isa dis true.You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be on da bottom. Itsa all go'sa back to when I'ma young boy. My poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I always follow ev'ryting he say. My poppa one day he says, Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life. Number one, you always keepa your nose clean. Ana number two, never screw up.
Divorce court joke?
This was so funny I had to tell it to others. Thanks for the laugh
Reply:Ha ha!
Reply:then try this
Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an asshole."
~~~~~
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
~~~~~
Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
~~~~~
For Sale
Wedding dress, size 12.
Worn once by mistake.
~~~~~
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage.
~~~~~
"I'm a big opponent of divorce. Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know?"
-- Loretta Lynn
~~~~~
Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
~~~~~
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."
Submitted by Gr8SmokyMt
~~~~~
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
~~~~~
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~~~~~
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
~~~~~
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him).
~~~~~
Did You Know?
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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~~~~~
Former Education Secretary William Bennett attended a modern wedding where the bride and groom pledged in their wedding vows to remain together "as long as love shall last."
Bennett said, "I sent paper plates as my wedding gift."
~~~~~
My soon-to-be ex-husband brought his girlfriend to divorce court this week. I guess they figured she might as well know what to expect.
~~~~~
A Woman's Perfect Breakfast
You're sitting at the breakfast table.....
Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.
Your daughter is on the cover of Fortune.
Your boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
Your husband is on the back of the milk carton.
~~~~~
A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce."
The judge says, "You've been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?"
The couple say in unison, "Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead."
~~~~~
Love may be blind, but marriage Is a real eye-opener!
~~~~~
Get a New Car for Your Spouse.
It'll be a Great Trade!
Thank you Hey you must also tell that to me!!!
Reply:LOL it is so funny! " never screw UP"
Reply:???
Reply:j
ginkgo
Angelina says: "Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he'always pickna his nose ana when we maka love he's a never letsa me on top. I just canna taka dis anymore."
The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, isa dis true.You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be on da bottom. Itsa all go'sa back to when I'ma young boy. My poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I always follow ev'ryting he say. My poppa one day he says, Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life. Number one, you always keepa your nose clean. Ana number two, never screw up.
Divorce court joke?
This was so funny I had to tell it to others. Thanks for the laugh
Reply:Ha ha!
Reply:then try this
Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an asshole."
~~~~~
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
~~~~~
Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
~~~~~
For Sale
Wedding dress, size 12.
Worn once by mistake.
~~~~~
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage.
~~~~~
"I'm a big opponent of divorce. Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know?"
-- Loretta Lynn
~~~~~
Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
~~~~~
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."
Submitted by Gr8SmokyMt
~~~~~
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
~~~~~
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~~~~~
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
~~~~~
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him).
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Did You Know?
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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Former Education Secretary William Bennett attended a modern wedding where the bride and groom pledged in their wedding vows to remain together "as long as love shall last."
Bennett said, "I sent paper plates as my wedding gift."
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My soon-to-be ex-husband brought his girlfriend to divorce court this week. I guess they figured she might as well know what to expect.
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A Woman's Perfect Breakfast
You're sitting at the breakfast table.....
Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.
Your daughter is on the cover of Fortune.
Your boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
Your husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce."
The judge says, "You've been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?"
The couple say in unison, "Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead."
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Love may be blind, but marriage Is a real eye-opener!
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Get a New Car for Your Spouse.
It'll be a Great Trade!
Thank you Hey you must also tell that to me!!!
Reply:LOL it is so funny! " never screw UP"
Reply:???
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Song Help!?
Ok I heard this song on the radio today. As most songs of the hip-hop genre go, they can be hard to decifer the lyrics. I believe it went something like
"sexy canna just parked my manna "
Anyone know?! I cant seem to find it anywhere!
Song Help!?
Sexy Can I~ by Ray Jay
here's the youtube link
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NamAzVrsAuk
Reply:cant find it...hint look it up on utube the song sometimes pops upp
Reply:"Sexy Can I" by Ray J (Featuring Yung Berg)
Reply:its sexy can i by Ray J....
Reply:The song is called Sexy can I
By Ray J. and yung berg
Reply:its Sexy Can I by Yung Berg and Ray J
Reply:Sexy Can I
By Ray Jay
Reply:ohh its by some ray guy
and the song is called sexy can i
"sexy canna just parked my manna "
Anyone know?! I cant seem to find it anywhere!
Song Help!?
Sexy Can I~ by Ray Jay
here's the youtube link
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NamAzVrsAuk
Reply:cant find it...hint look it up on utube the song sometimes pops upp
Reply:"Sexy Can I" by Ray J (Featuring Yung Berg)
Reply:its sexy can i by Ray J....
Reply:The song is called Sexy can I
By Ray J. and yung berg
Reply:its Sexy Can I by Yung Berg and Ray J
Reply:Sexy Can I
By Ray Jay
Reply:ohh its by some ray guy
and the song is called sexy can i
Slogan For My Freshman Student Council Campaign!!!?
Hey! :) I am trying to make posters for my campaign for Vice President of Freshman Student Body. Last year, my slogans were really lame, with stuff that rhymes with my name like "Have a Banana, Vote for Savannah" or "If You Canna, Vote For Savannah!" and I need to come up with something good this time. Here is a list of hobbies and stuff about me that might help you help me come up with a slogan or theme!!
I play Basketball, Volleyball, and Track/Field, and was on all the school's teams. I was in the school play, I have a 4.0 grade average, I was in the Student Body for 8th grade, and my name is Savannah (if you haven't noticed ;) ) and I am running for Vice President. Any suggestions would be gladly appreciated!! Thank you and good luck!!! Best Answer will definitely be awarded!!!
Slogan For My Freshman Student Council Campaign!!!?
Here are some:
Failer is not an option.
Savannah the bannana. VOTE for me as your President.
VOTE SAVANNAH for freshman class PRESIDENT!
freshman dreams come true when you VOTE SAVANNAH.
I will arrange field trips for our freshman class if you vote SAVANNAH!
Six Flags anyone?
Make your high school DANCE a BLAST!
VOTE SAVANNAH!
Make your PROM a BLAST!
VOTE SAVANNAH!
not bannana! Savannah!
vote for me as president!
Make your dance a TROPICANA,
vote SAVANNAH
Every one love's bannana,
So vote Savannah.
I'm your top bannana!
So vote Savannah!
Savannah, I'm a sophmore in high school, and I had fun thinking these up for you. Good luck for Vice President!
Reply:What I would say: Vote for Savannah, you know you wanna! Lol :D haha but make sure to check an online rhyming dictionary. That will help you immensely.
Reply:Hannah Montana says "vote for Savannah!"
I play Basketball, Volleyball, and Track/Field, and was on all the school's teams. I was in the school play, I have a 4.0 grade average, I was in the Student Body for 8th grade, and my name is Savannah (if you haven't noticed ;) ) and I am running for Vice President. Any suggestions would be gladly appreciated!! Thank you and good luck!!! Best Answer will definitely be awarded!!!
Slogan For My Freshman Student Council Campaign!!!?
Here are some:
Failer is not an option.
Savannah the bannana. VOTE for me as your President.
VOTE SAVANNAH for freshman class PRESIDENT!
freshman dreams come true when you VOTE SAVANNAH.
I will arrange field trips for our freshman class if you vote SAVANNAH!
Six Flags anyone?
Make your high school DANCE a BLAST!
VOTE SAVANNAH!
Make your PROM a BLAST!
VOTE SAVANNAH!
not bannana! Savannah!
vote for me as president!
Make your dance a TROPICANA,
vote SAVANNAH
Every one love's bannana,
So vote Savannah.
I'm your top bannana!
So vote Savannah!
Savannah, I'm a sophmore in high school, and I had fun thinking these up for you. Good luck for Vice President!
Reply:What I would say: Vote for Savannah, you know you wanna! Lol :D haha but make sure to check an online rhyming dictionary. That will help you immensely.
Reply:Hannah Montana says "vote for Savannah!"
Does THC become inactive if it is cooked with and then becomes cool?
Like in Canna-milk, cannabutter, or other things. And does anyone have any simple recipies like tea for me, using only one or 2 grams?
Does THC become inactive if it is cooked with and then becomes cool?
nope - still works like a charm
Does THC become inactive if it is cooked with and then becomes cool?
nope - still works like a charm
What should i do???????????????
I went 2 see PROM NIGHT and i luv this movies it wuz canna sad and also amazing i saw it 2day and am in eight grade am about 2 graduate and i feel like i shouldn't go to the prom. some time u watch movies and u get ideas from it so it makes me feel like sametin is gonna happened. i most cry in the threater. and almost the whole class wuz screening it wuz crazy. so what should i do?
What should i do???????????????
Go to the prom./ You will be sorry later if you do not go.
Reply:Go to your prom and have fun! It was a movie, not reality. Congratulations on your 8th grade graduation.
Dental Hygienist
What should i do???????????????
Go to the prom./ You will be sorry later if you do not go.
Reply:Go to your prom and have fun! It was a movie, not reality. Congratulations on your 8th grade graduation.
Dental Hygienist
Some people might get this unless they are Scottish, but if you are bright you might.?
%26gt;Scottish Hospital
%26gt;
%26gt;An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of the
%26gt;
%26gt;tour he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no signs of
%26gt;
%26gt;injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:
%26gt;
%26gt;"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!".
%26gt;
%26gt;The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, who
%26gt;
%26gt;immediately launches into "Some hae meat, and canna eat, and some wad eat
%26gt;
%26gt;that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, and sae the Lord be thankit."
%26gt;
%26gt;The next patient sits up and declaims: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous
%26gt;
%26gt;beastie, O what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae
%26gt;
%26gt;hasty, wi' bickering bl'attle. I wad be laith to run and chase thee, wi'
%26gt;
%26gt;murdering
%26gt;
%26gt;prattle." "Well," says the Englishman to his Scottish colleague, "I see you
%26gt;
%26gt;saved the
%26gt;
%26gt;psychiatric ward for the last." "No, no," the Scottish doctor corrects him,
%26gt;
%26gt;"This is the
%26gt;
%26gt;Serious Burns Unit."
Some people might get this unless they are Scottish, but if you are bright you might.?
lol
Reply:Why do you think Scottish people wouldn't get this joke? It's the oldest joke in the book %26amp; actually quite funny. Are you calling Scottish people stupid?
Reply:ohhhhhh......is it they are burnedon theyre face so they cant talk or eat and they want to eat?????other than that i dont get it
Reply:Very funny . ha ha ha ha ha !
Reply:Sorry Suzie - need a translation! CJ
Reply:LOL! Thats funny!
Reply:i love it!
hilarious
Reply:asin in Robbie Burns, some people are just thick! nice one!
Reply:im scottish, i get it, very good :)
Reply:Is this english?
Reply:ok mmmm.... i don't really get it....
%26gt;
%26gt;An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of the
%26gt;
%26gt;tour he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no signs of
%26gt;
%26gt;injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:
%26gt;
%26gt;"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!".
%26gt;
%26gt;The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, who
%26gt;
%26gt;immediately launches into "Some hae meat, and canna eat, and some wad eat
%26gt;
%26gt;that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, and sae the Lord be thankit."
%26gt;
%26gt;The next patient sits up and declaims: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous
%26gt;
%26gt;beastie, O what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae
%26gt;
%26gt;hasty, wi' bickering bl'attle. I wad be laith to run and chase thee, wi'
%26gt;
%26gt;murdering
%26gt;
%26gt;prattle." "Well," says the Englishman to his Scottish colleague, "I see you
%26gt;
%26gt;saved the
%26gt;
%26gt;psychiatric ward for the last." "No, no," the Scottish doctor corrects him,
%26gt;
%26gt;"This is the
%26gt;
%26gt;Serious Burns Unit."
Some people might get this unless they are Scottish, but if you are bright you might.?
lol
Reply:Why do you think Scottish people wouldn't get this joke? It's the oldest joke in the book %26amp; actually quite funny. Are you calling Scottish people stupid?
Reply:ohhhhhh......is it they are burnedon theyre face so they cant talk or eat and they want to eat?????other than that i dont get it
Reply:Very funny . ha ha ha ha ha !
Reply:Sorry Suzie - need a translation! CJ
Reply:LOL! Thats funny!
Reply:i love it!
hilarious
Reply:asin in Robbie Burns, some people are just thick! nice one!
Reply:im scottish, i get it, very good :)
Reply:Is this english?
Reply:ok mmmm.... i don't really get it....
5 months not on period?
hi am_____am 13 years old i came on my preriod when i was 12 this year an decamber i have not been on my period an my mom thinks am doing something like sex but am not that canna girl who would do a thing like that she did not raise me to do things like tha i havent had sex yet am scared.My friend told me it could be because am on the plus size but am to scared to even think about my weight problem please help me before i die of to scarenest even if thats not a word please am beggin you you to help.Because am and school i cant think because i got this on my mine i have to go to a good college an high school so please some give me a answerit would help
5 months not on period?
At your age, it is normal to have irregular periods. Other causes could be your weight - malnutrition - poor diet - exercise. You should consult with a doctor.
Reply:When you are young (teen years) and when you get in your late 40's and 50's - then your period becomes an irregular and unpredictable thing! I wouldn't be too worried about it - but it doesn't hurt to talk to your doctor - to understand the cause. Report It
Reply:If you had not had sex you are fine. It is normal to be irregular when you are young. It doesn't matter what size you are
Reply:Well if you havent had your second one then thats fine. Your "cycle" will be irregular probably for the first two years. Its totally normal.
Reply:It takes some time in order for your cycle and periods to become regular. This can take 1 - 2 years.
Reply:Talk to your doctor ASAP!
5 months not on period?
At your age, it is normal to have irregular periods. Other causes could be your weight - malnutrition - poor diet - exercise. You should consult with a doctor.
Reply:When you are young (teen years) and when you get in your late 40's and 50's - then your period becomes an irregular and unpredictable thing! I wouldn't be too worried about it - but it doesn't hurt to talk to your doctor - to understand the cause. Report It
Reply:If you had not had sex you are fine. It is normal to be irregular when you are young. It doesn't matter what size you are
Reply:Well if you havent had your second one then thats fine. Your "cycle" will be irregular probably for the first two years. Its totally normal.
Reply:It takes some time in order for your cycle and periods to become regular. This can take 1 - 2 years.
Reply:Talk to your doctor ASAP!
Whats That song?
wats that 1 song its like "toxic canna just parta my manna" i gots it stuck in my head!
Whats That song?
Are you talking about the song "Sexy Can I" by Ray J
Here are the lyrics
Ray..Yeah It's Yung Berg
Sexy can I
Yeah, Yeahhh
All we wanna know is....
[Chorus:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a ***** like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, Sexy can I, Sexy Can I, hit it from the front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
then we chill for a second, then we're makin love some more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
[Young Berg:]
What up lil mama, it's ya boy Youngin
G5 dippin, lui vuitton luggage (ay)
Gotta love it, ya boy so fly
All the ladies go (ohhh) when a ***** go by.
Gucci on the feet, Marc Jacob on the thigh
She wanna ride or die with cha boy in the chi.
That's right, so I let her kiss the prince
so boyfriend, she ain't missed him since.
[Ray J:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, keep it on the low.
Got a girl at the crib, we can take it to the mo-mo.
You can bring a friend, or you can ride solo.
Let me get my camera, so we can take a photo.
(Oh,ohh,ohh) Now go shawty, go shawty.
Baby when we make love it's like, (Oh,ohh,ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but shawty all I want to know is:)
sexy can I.
Sexy can I, visit you at work
When you sliding down the pole
no panties,no shirt
Then you climb back up the pole,
then you drop and do the splits.
How you make that pussy talk,
Baby damn, u workin wit it
(Oh,ohh,ohh) Now go shawty, go shawty.
I make it rain in the club like (Oh,ohh,ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but baby all I want to know is:)
Sexy can I
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Young Berg:
I don't care who's ya boy ******, or who Ray's nailing
When I give it to her, i know that she ain't tellin'
See i'm a go getta and she'll go get it
You already know ****...
(Sexy can I)
Sexy can I send for you red-eye
Fresh out the pool no towel
let it air dry.
And if you ain't ****** tonight
then you can watch that tour bus go by
[Chorus:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (oh baby)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
then we chill for a second, then we're makin love some more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a ***** like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
can i just have some fun..I said can I just have some fun
Reply:not toxic by britney spears is it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCzIP8pCr...
http://www.metrolyrics.com/toxic-lyrics-...
Whats That song?
Are you talking about the song "Sexy Can I" by Ray J
Here are the lyrics
Ray..Yeah It's Yung Berg
Sexy can I
Yeah, Yeahhh
All we wanna know is....
[Chorus:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a ***** like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, Sexy can I, Sexy Can I, hit it from the front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
then we chill for a second, then we're makin love some more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
[Young Berg:]
What up lil mama, it's ya boy Youngin
G5 dippin, lui vuitton luggage (ay)
Gotta love it, ya boy so fly
All the ladies go (ohhh) when a ***** go by.
Gucci on the feet, Marc Jacob on the thigh
She wanna ride or die with cha boy in the chi.
That's right, so I let her kiss the prince
so boyfriend, she ain't missed him since.
[Ray J:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, keep it on the low.
Got a girl at the crib, we can take it to the mo-mo.
You can bring a friend, or you can ride solo.
Let me get my camera, so we can take a photo.
(Oh,ohh,ohh) Now go shawty, go shawty.
Baby when we make love it's like, (Oh,ohh,ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but shawty all I want to know is:)
sexy can I.
Sexy can I, visit you at work
When you sliding down the pole
no panties,no shirt
Then you climb back up the pole,
then you drop and do the splits.
How you make that pussy talk,
Baby damn, u workin wit it
(Oh,ohh,ohh) Now go shawty, go shawty.
I make it rain in the club like (Oh,ohh,ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but baby all I want to know is:)
Sexy can I
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Young Berg:
I don't care who's ya boy ******, or who Ray's nailing
When I give it to her, i know that she ain't tellin'
See i'm a go getta and she'll go get it
You already know ****...
(Sexy can I)
Sexy can I send for you red-eye
Fresh out the pool no towel
let it air dry.
And if you ain't ****** tonight
then you can watch that tour bus go by
[Chorus:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (oh baby)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
then we chill for a second, then we're makin love some more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a ***** like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
can i just have some fun..I said can I just have some fun
Reply:not toxic by britney spears is it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCzIP8pCr...
http://www.metrolyrics.com/toxic-lyrics-...
Scottish..?
Ru a True Scot?
100% Scottish??
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
Scottish..?
ROFL ....brilliant. mum and dad both scottish but i was brought up in england and still understood every word lol
Reply:Ha, i understood that! my granddad was a Scot from the Hebrides. Gotta love the Scots, so darn attractive!
Reply:am well scottish man
Reply:ACH that was funny!! I like it, very good :)
Number 5 was the funniest I think, and even though I am not 100% Scot (60% Irish/30% Scot), I still think haggis is alright even though I know what it is and how its made!!
I will definately be passing this on...Thanks!!
Reply:Ach, laddie, ye've won me heart. Which tarten be your'n?
Reply:I can read it!
My mother was a Glaswegian.
Reply:This exact question was posted a few weeks back by another person on YA!. Either you are not very original, or you are that same person using a multiple account.
Either way, I don't need to answer any of those questions to know I was a true Scot since I was born in Scotland. That's good enough for me.
Reply:cun unnerston o o it ! prob yase it o in wan sentance when im foo ! Xxx
Reply:nope i can't even read half of it right
Reply:i'm not scottish i'm irish i just watched braveheart last night, good film, neways i'm here to say Scots have the sexiest accent i have ever heard!!
that is all... :)
Reply:Sorry I didn't understand a lot of that I must come from the posh end of Scotland!
Reply:lol i am pure scottish and understood every single word of that :)
Reply:Not Scottish but love the accent. Scotts are hot
Peace ?
Reply:I suppose I'm mostly Scottish... although I don't know question 1.
Reply:i dont have a clue what your talking about,
Reply:Ahhhhh, I failed the test. Does that mean I get kicked out of the Scottish fan club? ;)
Reply:I'm 135% Scottish cause thats me on ma 5th can of Super
Reply:I know #'s 3 well,#7 I wondered where that came from,
and #18,almost all,but it was a struggle.
Reply:Its makes good reading,
Reply:lol! 100% Understood!!
Reply:Thanks for giving me a good laugh today. I especially thought reading out the football scores/results in church was brilliant. Yes you're right I'm sending this off to a friend of mine who's a Scot.
I'm English by the way, but still understood it so have a star.
azalea
100% Scottish??
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
Scottish..?
ROFL ....brilliant. mum and dad both scottish but i was brought up in england and still understood every word lol
Reply:Ha, i understood that! my granddad was a Scot from the Hebrides. Gotta love the Scots, so darn attractive!
Reply:am well scottish man
Reply:ACH that was funny!! I like it, very good :)
Number 5 was the funniest I think, and even though I am not 100% Scot (60% Irish/30% Scot), I still think haggis is alright even though I know what it is and how its made!!
I will definately be passing this on...Thanks!!
Reply:Ach, laddie, ye've won me heart. Which tarten be your'n?
Reply:I can read it!
My mother was a Glaswegian.
Reply:This exact question was posted a few weeks back by another person on YA!. Either you are not very original, or you are that same person using a multiple account.
Either way, I don't need to answer any of those questions to know I was a true Scot since I was born in Scotland. That's good enough for me.
Reply:cun unnerston o o it ! prob yase it o in wan sentance when im foo ! Xxx
Reply:nope i can't even read half of it right
Reply:i'm not scottish i'm irish i just watched braveheart last night, good film, neways i'm here to say Scots have the sexiest accent i have ever heard!!
that is all... :)
Reply:Sorry I didn't understand a lot of that I must come from the posh end of Scotland!
Reply:lol i am pure scottish and understood every single word of that :)
Reply:Not Scottish but love the accent. Scotts are hot
Peace ?
Reply:I suppose I'm mostly Scottish... although I don't know question 1.
Reply:i dont have a clue what your talking about,
Reply:Ahhhhh, I failed the test. Does that mean I get kicked out of the Scottish fan club? ;)
Reply:I'm 135% Scottish cause thats me on ma 5th can of Super
Reply:I know #'s 3 well,#7 I wondered where that came from,
and #18,almost all,but it was a struggle.
Reply:Its makes good reading,
Reply:lol! 100% Understood!!
Reply:Thanks for giving me a good laugh today. I especially thought reading out the football scores/results in church was brilliant. Yes you're right I'm sending this off to a friend of mine who's a Scot.
I'm English by the way, but still understood it so have a star.
azalea
What do you think of this poem to me a Scot, I thought it was funny what do other Scots or anyone else think?
Scottish Poetry Selection
- A Mither's Lecture Tae Her Ne'er-dae-weel Son
It is easy to picture a Scots mother wagging the finger at her grown-up son and giving him a lecture when he comes back home, the worse for a wee drink (or two or three) in the days when mothers perhaps had more influence over the actions of their offspring than they do today! This poem is by Charles Nicol (1858-?) who often wrote light-hearted verses about every-day incidents.
A Mither's Lecture Tae Her Ne'er-dae-weel Son
Ye thochtless tyke, what time o" nicht
Is this for tae come hame?
Whan ither decent fouk's in bed -
Oh! div ye no think shame?
But shame's no in ye, that I ken,
Ye drucken ne'er-dae-weel!
You've mair thocht for the dram-shop there -
Aye, that ye hae, atweel!
Ye drucken loon, come tell me quick
Whaur hae ye been, ava?
I'm shair it's waefu' that frae drink
Ye canna keep awa.
An' bidin' tae sic 'oors as this,
When you should be in bed;
I doot there's something in this wark;
Come, tell the truth noo, Ted?
Can ye no speak? What's wrang wi' ye?
Ye good-for-naething loon,
Yer gettin' juist a fair disgrace,
An' that ye'll be gey soon.
Noo, dinna stan' there like a mute -
The truth I want tae ken,
Sae tell me noo the truth for aince,
It's nae too late tae men'.
You've been wi' twa-three bosom freens
At Bob Broon's birthday spree;
Aweel, aweel, if that's the case,
You this time I'll forgie.
But mind, sic wark as this, my man,
Will never, never dae;
Ye maun gie up that waefu' drink,
Aye, frae this very day!
Meaning of unusual words:
tyke=dog
div=do
ken=know
drucken=drunken
loon=boy
ava=at all
gey=very
maun=must
waefu'=woeful
What do you think of this poem to me a Scot, I thought it was funny what do other Scots or anyone else think?
Yeah I like it and love the auld mithir tongue, It's a shame alot of these words are lost now. Reminds me of ma grannie!
Reply:I loved it! I'm just glad that you weren't here to listen to me say all that out loud. Chuckles for you!!
Reply:I liked it! It reminds me a little of Robbie Burns!
Reply:I'm not a Scot but my sense of humor knows no borders as long as I can half understand the language.Thanks for the hints.
Reply:i love it,,coz,,i was born in bonnie scotland..mary.c.cheers hen.
Reply:It,s absolutely timeless,and applies as much today as it did when it was written.
Reply:Sorry Suzie - even with a translation for some of the words - I could not understand it. Thanks for trying! Hugs CJ
Reply:I can hear my father reading this...it's a lot like poetry he read me as a child. Brings tears to my eyes as well as a laugh. I like your contributions, Suzie, keep 'em coming.
Reply:I like it, you're right about the times gone by too!
Reply:brilliant..it put me in mind of my wee granny when she went off on one
Reply:Brilliant and funny.
- A Mither's Lecture Tae Her Ne'er-dae-weel Son
It is easy to picture a Scots mother wagging the finger at her grown-up son and giving him a lecture when he comes back home, the worse for a wee drink (or two or three) in the days when mothers perhaps had more influence over the actions of their offspring than they do today! This poem is by Charles Nicol (1858-?) who often wrote light-hearted verses about every-day incidents.
A Mither's Lecture Tae Her Ne'er-dae-weel Son
Ye thochtless tyke, what time o" nicht
Is this for tae come hame?
Whan ither decent fouk's in bed -
Oh! div ye no think shame?
But shame's no in ye, that I ken,
Ye drucken ne'er-dae-weel!
You've mair thocht for the dram-shop there -
Aye, that ye hae, atweel!
Ye drucken loon, come tell me quick
Whaur hae ye been, ava?
I'm shair it's waefu' that frae drink
Ye canna keep awa.
An' bidin' tae sic 'oors as this,
When you should be in bed;
I doot there's something in this wark;
Come, tell the truth noo, Ted?
Can ye no speak? What's wrang wi' ye?
Ye good-for-naething loon,
Yer gettin' juist a fair disgrace,
An' that ye'll be gey soon.
Noo, dinna stan' there like a mute -
The truth I want tae ken,
Sae tell me noo the truth for aince,
It's nae too late tae men'.
You've been wi' twa-three bosom freens
At Bob Broon's birthday spree;
Aweel, aweel, if that's the case,
You this time I'll forgie.
But mind, sic wark as this, my man,
Will never, never dae;
Ye maun gie up that waefu' drink,
Aye, frae this very day!
Meaning of unusual words:
tyke=dog
div=do
ken=know
drucken=drunken
loon=boy
ava=at all
gey=very
maun=must
waefu'=woeful
What do you think of this poem to me a Scot, I thought it was funny what do other Scots or anyone else think?
Yeah I like it and love the auld mithir tongue, It's a shame alot of these words are lost now. Reminds me of ma grannie!
Reply:I loved it! I'm just glad that you weren't here to listen to me say all that out loud. Chuckles for you!!
Reply:I liked it! It reminds me a little of Robbie Burns!
Reply:I'm not a Scot but my sense of humor knows no borders as long as I can half understand the language.Thanks for the hints.
Reply:i love it,,coz,,i was born in bonnie scotland..mary.c.cheers hen.
Reply:It,s absolutely timeless,and applies as much today as it did when it was written.
Reply:Sorry Suzie - even with a translation for some of the words - I could not understand it. Thanks for trying! Hugs CJ
Reply:I can hear my father reading this...it's a lot like poetry he read me as a child. Brings tears to my eyes as well as a laugh. I like your contributions, Suzie, keep 'em coming.
Reply:I like it, you're right about the times gone by too!
Reply:brilliant..it put me in mind of my wee granny when she went off on one
Reply:Brilliant and funny.
When do these bulb seedlings emerge?
About how long after planting should I start looking for seedlings?
Glads
Freesia
Orchid Glads
Canna
Sparaxis
Liatris
Asiati/Golden Splendor Lily
Dahlia
When do these bulb seedlings emerge?
Glads/June/Juy
Freesia - June/July
Orchid Glads/June/July
Canna/End of May
Sparaxis/June
Liatris/Mid-May
Asiati/Golden Splendor Lily late May
Dahlia = two weeks after planting outdors after all danger of frost - usually planted at end of April for mid-May start - can be started indoors in January and pinched back for lateral growth and nice bushy plants.
The above poster is correct in that these are not seedlings, as they come from bulbs, corms and tbers, but I new what you meant! ;^D
Reply:They are not seedlings; they are not coming from seed. It all depends on temps and mositure; at least a couple weeks.
Glads
Freesia
Orchid Glads
Canna
Sparaxis
Liatris
Asiati/Golden Splendor Lily
Dahlia
When do these bulb seedlings emerge?
Glads/June/Juy
Freesia - June/July
Orchid Glads/June/July
Canna/End of May
Sparaxis/June
Liatris/Mid-May
Asiati/Golden Splendor Lily late May
Dahlia = two weeks after planting outdors after all danger of frost - usually planted at end of April for mid-May start - can be started indoors in January and pinched back for lateral growth and nice bushy plants.
The above poster is correct in that these are not seedlings, as they come from bulbs, corms and tbers, but I new what you meant! ;^D
Reply:They are not seedlings; they are not coming from seed. It all depends on temps and mositure; at least a couple weeks.
Im trying to find a song but only know partial lyrics?
it goes like sexy canna pardon my mannor let me get my camara.
Im trying to find a song but only know partial lyrics?
Sexy Can I by Ray J.
Reply:Sexy can I
Ray J
(feat. Yung Berg)
Sexy can I
Yeah, Yeahhh
All we wanna know is...
[Chorus:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
Then I hit it from the back.
Know you like it like that.
Then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
Then we chill for a second, then were back at it for more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
[Young Berg:]
Wat up Lil mama, it's ya boy Youngin
G5 dippin, lui vuitton luggage (ay)
Gotta love it, ya boy so fly
All the ladies go (ohhh) when a ***** go by.
Gucci on the feet, Marc Jacob on the thigh
She wanna ride or die with ya boy in the shi.
That's right, so I let her kiss the prince
So boyfriend, she ain't missed him since.
[Ray J:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, keep it on the low.
Got a girl at the crib, we can take it to the mo-mo.
You can bring a friend, or you can ride solo.
Let me get my camera, so we can take a photo.
(Oh, ohh, ohh) Now look shawty, look shawty.
Baby when we make love it's like, (Oh, ohh, ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but shawty all I want to know is)
Sexy can I.
Sexy can I, visit you at work
When you sliding down the pole,
No panties, no shirt.
Then you climb back up the pole,
Then you drop and do the splits.
How you make that pussy talk,
Baby damn, u is a mess
(Oh, ohh, ohh) Now look shawty, look shawty.
I make it rain in the club like (Oh, ohh, ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but baby all I want to know is)
Sexy can I
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
[Young Berg:]
I don't care who's ya boy hittin, or who Ray's melon
When I give it to her, I know that she ain't tellin'
See I'm a go getta and she a go getta
You already know she...
(Sexy can I)
Sexy can I sing for you red-eye
Fresh out the pool no towel
Just let it air dry.
And if you ain't ****** tonight
Man you can watch that tour bus go by
[Chorus:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (oh baby)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
Then I hit it from the back.
Know you like it like that.
Then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
Then we chill for a second, then were back at it for more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Reply:Ray J- Sexy Can I
Reply:Okie guy, you can got that song and more songs you want from these sites below
http://jigamp3music.com
http://raphsody.com/
http://justmusicarchive.com
http://www.apple.com/itunes/
Reply:Sexy Can I-Ray J ft. Yung Berg
Reply:Sexy Can I-Ray j..Love it!
Im trying to find a song but only know partial lyrics?
Sexy Can I by Ray J.
Reply:Sexy can I
Ray J
(feat. Yung Berg)
Sexy can I
Yeah, Yeahhh
All we wanna know is...
[Chorus:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
Then I hit it from the back.
Know you like it like that.
Then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
Then we chill for a second, then were back at it for more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
[Young Berg:]
Wat up Lil mama, it's ya boy Youngin
G5 dippin, lui vuitton luggage (ay)
Gotta love it, ya boy so fly
All the ladies go (ohhh) when a ***** go by.
Gucci on the feet, Marc Jacob on the thigh
She wanna ride or die with ya boy in the shi.
That's right, so I let her kiss the prince
So boyfriend, she ain't missed him since.
[Ray J:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, keep it on the low.
Got a girl at the crib, we can take it to the mo-mo.
You can bring a friend, or you can ride solo.
Let me get my camera, so we can take a photo.
(Oh, ohh, ohh) Now look shawty, look shawty.
Baby when we make love it's like, (Oh, ohh, ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but shawty all I want to know is)
Sexy can I.
Sexy can I, visit you at work
When you sliding down the pole,
No panties, no shirt.
Then you climb back up the pole,
Then you drop and do the splits.
How you make that pussy talk,
Baby damn, u is a mess
(Oh, ohh, ohh) Now look shawty, look shawty.
I make it rain in the club like (Oh, ohh, ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but baby all I want to know is)
Sexy can I
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
[Young Berg:]
I don't care who's ya boy hittin, or who Ray's melon
When I give it to her, I know that she ain't tellin'
See I'm a go getta and she a go getta
You already know she...
(Sexy can I)
Sexy can I sing for you red-eye
Fresh out the pool no towel
Just let it air dry.
And if you ain't ****** tonight
Man you can watch that tour bus go by
[Chorus:]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (oh baby)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
Then I hit it from the back.
Know you like it like that.
Then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
Then we chill for a second, then were back at it for more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Reply:Ray J- Sexy Can I
Reply:Okie guy, you can got that song and more songs you want from these sites below
http://jigamp3music.com
http://raphsody.com/
http://justmusicarchive.com
http://www.apple.com/itunes/
Reply:Sexy Can I-Ray J ft. Yung Berg
Reply:Sexy Can I-Ray j..Love it!
Do you think Gordon Brown was amused then?
Gordon Brown is being shown around a hospital. Towards the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward and goes up to the first patient and the chap replies:
"Fair fa" your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin`-race!
Aboon them a`ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang`s my arm."
Gordon, being somewhat confused, grins and moves on to the next patient and greets him. He replies:
"Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it;
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit."
The third patient starts rattling off as follows:
"Wee sleekit, cow`rin, tim`rous beastie,
O, what a panic`s in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an chase thee,
Wi murdering pattle!"
Gordon turns to the doctor accompanying him and asks what sort of ward this is. A mental ward?
"No," replies the doctor.
"It`s the Burns unit."
Do you think Gordon Brown was amused then?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was quite touching! Star for you!!!
Reply:ha ha i like it
Reply:Like it ,Very good
Reply:And typically Scottish just like the "Prime Minister" and the "Chancellor"
Do we live in Scotland then?? I'm getting a bit confused...................................
LOL!!
Cheers for that one!!
Star time!! *
Reply:ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Reply:he might be.
Reply:very very good. hahahahahaha
E x
Reply:Haha! I love this! I love Burns night celebrations anyway, so this was right up my street! Thank you honey X
Reply:classic heard it a different way, cany mind where.
Reply:hahaha very good. lol
Reply:Funny
Reply:that was so funny and original ava star you comic
treatments
"Fair fa" your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin`-race!
Aboon them a`ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang`s my arm."
Gordon, being somewhat confused, grins and moves on to the next patient and greets him. He replies:
"Some hae meat, and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it;
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit."
The third patient starts rattling off as follows:
"Wee sleekit, cow`rin, tim`rous beastie,
O, what a panic`s in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an chase thee,
Wi murdering pattle!"
Gordon turns to the doctor accompanying him and asks what sort of ward this is. A mental ward?
"No," replies the doctor.
"It`s the Burns unit."
Do you think Gordon Brown was amused then?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was quite touching! Star for you!!!
Reply:ha ha i like it
Reply:Like it ,Very good
Reply:And typically Scottish just like the "Prime Minister" and the "Chancellor"
Do we live in Scotland then?? I'm getting a bit confused...................................
LOL!!
Cheers for that one!!
Star time!! *
Reply:ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Reply:he might be.
Reply:very very good. hahahahahaha
E x
Reply:Haha! I love this! I love Burns night celebrations anyway, so this was right up my street! Thank you honey X
Reply:classic heard it a different way, cany mind where.
Reply:hahaha very good. lol
Reply:Funny
Reply:that was so funny and original ava star you comic
treatments
I wanna share my sad story about my face and what happen to it from estee lauder cream?
i used to have really good skin no problem "i mean my face"no itching no wrinkle .im 25 i was realy scared about getting wrinkles i though thats the time i should look for somthing to protect my skin from aging,wrinkles, but i was useing naturall oil but i kno thats not enough tho i bought this freaking cream "estee luder night repair i put it on my face before bed its cana irritate my skin but i thought thats coze my first time use but i was so wrong after couple use i found some wrinkles under my eyes thats not it my face become sooo sensitive i cant use anything everything now irritate me even those cream for sensitive skin ,i tried everything nothing worked my face itching so bad i went to dermatology which is the worst doctor ever he told me about some canna moistrize its"mineral oil"i didnt kno that till i use it about 4dayes got my face worse coz its mineral oil "bad 4sensitive skin i just bought shea butter pure"coco buttere with jojoba oil i wish get rid of those wrinkle .itch
I wanna share my sad story about my face and what happen to it from estee lauder cream?
im sorry it was probaly an allergic reaction
Reply:Hey Im sorry about your mishap....but just try putting vaseline on the corners of your eyes before bed.
Reply:First off... why are you worrying about wrinkles at 25? (Actually, I don't understand why you're "scared" of getting them at all... everyone does eventually, no matter what garbage they use on their skin).
STOP using skin creams, if they're only making the situation worse. You sound like you've had an allergic reaction. Give you skin some time to rest. No makeup, no creams... nothing. Go easy even on plain soap and water. It's not going to get better if you keep aggravating it.
Reply:I'm sorry to here that ! i had had a lot of people tell me they had a allergy from Ester Lauder stuff! i have been using Arbonne and love it! Arbonne does not use mineral oil in anything! That's one thing that I like about it! also it all natural!!
Botanically based
pH correct
Hypoallergenic
Dermatologist tested
Never tested on animals
Formulated without animal products or by-products
Formulated without mineral oil
Formulated without dyes or chemical fragrances
Reply:Sorry, but your rant or whatever it is you are trying to communicate is a total mess.
Reply:Aww, I feel bad...that sucks.
It's kind of hard to follow your story, though.....
Maybe if you used periods, 25-year-old.
Reply:You're undoubtedly allergic to something in the product. Always test out new products on a small patch of skin before using them on your entire face.
The company would not be at fault for your choosing to use the product without testing it first.
I wanna share my sad story about my face and what happen to it from estee lauder cream?
im sorry it was probaly an allergic reaction
Reply:Hey Im sorry about your mishap....but just try putting vaseline on the corners of your eyes before bed.
Reply:First off... why are you worrying about wrinkles at 25? (Actually, I don't understand why you're "scared" of getting them at all... everyone does eventually, no matter what garbage they use on their skin).
STOP using skin creams, if they're only making the situation worse. You sound like you've had an allergic reaction. Give you skin some time to rest. No makeup, no creams... nothing. Go easy even on plain soap and water. It's not going to get better if you keep aggravating it.
Reply:I'm sorry to here that ! i had had a lot of people tell me they had a allergy from Ester Lauder stuff! i have been using Arbonne and love it! Arbonne does not use mineral oil in anything! That's one thing that I like about it! also it all natural!!
Botanically based
pH correct
Hypoallergenic
Dermatologist tested
Never tested on animals
Formulated without animal products or by-products
Formulated without mineral oil
Formulated without dyes or chemical fragrances
Reply:Sorry, but your rant or whatever it is you are trying to communicate is a total mess.
Reply:Aww, I feel bad...that sucks.
It's kind of hard to follow your story, though.....
Maybe if you used periods, 25-year-old.
Reply:You're undoubtedly allergic to something in the product. Always test out new products on a small patch of skin before using them on your entire face.
The company would not be at fault for your choosing to use the product without testing it first.
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