I'm guessing I would have to bring them in each winter like Canna and Caladium bulbs since located in Region 5-ish? (St. Louis, MO). Would this be accurate?
If Calla Lily bulbs multiply then?
Yes, you'll have to bring them in. They can take a slight frost but will die from a hard one, and won't survive a freeze at all.
I've grown them, and if they get frozen you'll have mush :(
Reply:I keep mine in pots. They do great in my basement in the winter months.
Reply:Calla Lillies are so STINKIN Gorgeous!
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Need a Bible verse?
where in the bible does it say that this world will slip away or not last, that thee things of this world are only temporary. I know its there somewhere but i canna find it!
Need a Bible verse?
1John 2:15-17 .?.?.Do not be loving either the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him; 16?because everything in the world—the desire of the flesh and the desire of the eyes and the showy display of one’s means of life—does not originate with the Father, but originates with the world. 17?Furthermore, the world is passing away and so is its desire, but he that does the will of God remains forever.
Reply:Here is the scripture I think you are looking for.
Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.
Luke 21 :33
Reply:2Co 4:18 While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.
Reply:Those who use the things of the world should not become attached to them. For this world as we know it will soon pass away.
For you have been born again, but not to a life that will quickly end. Your new life will last forever because it comes from the eternal, living word of God. As the Scriptures say,
“People are like grass;
their beauty is like a flower in the field.
The grass withers and the flower fades.
But the word of the Lord remains forever.”
That is why we never give up. Though our bodies are dying, our spirits are being renewed every day. For our present troubles are small and won’t last very long. Yet they produce for us a glory that vastly outweighs them and will last forever! So we don’t look at the troubles we can see now; rather, we fix our gaze on things that cannot be seen. For the things we see now will soon be gone, but the things we cannot see will last forever.
We are all infected and impure with sin.
When we display our righteous deeds,
they are nothing but filthy rags.
Like autumn leaves, we wither and fall,
and our sins sweep us away like the wind.
Yet no one calls on your name
or pleads with you for mercy.
Therefore, you have turned away from us
and turned us over to our sins.
Reply:Mathew 24:35 “"Heaven and earth will pass away, but My words will not pass away.”
also Luke 21:33
Reply:Isaiah 65:17 For, behold, I create new heavens and a new earth: and the former shall not be remembered, nor come into mind.
i know there is yet another, give me a moment
can't find another
Reply:II Peter 3
"10": But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
"11": Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
"12": Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
Reply:read a bible
and search it yourself
im catholic
Reply:2 Corinthians 4:18
So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.
Reply:"Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words shall never pass away". - Jesus
Reply:this sounds scary
2Pe 3:10 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, and then the heavens will pass away with a roar, and the heavenly bodies will be burned up and dissolved, and the earth and the works that are done on it will be exposed.
2Pe 3:11 Since all these things are thus to be dissolved, what sort of people ought you to be in lives of holiness and godliness,
2Pe 3:12 waiting for and hastening the coming of the day of God, because of which the heavens will be set on fire and dissolved, and the heavenly bodies will melt as they burn!
Psa 102:25 Of old you laid the foundation of the earth, and the heavens are the work of your hands.
Psa 102:26 They will perish, but you will remain; they will all wear out like a garment. You will change them like a robe, and they will pass away,
Psa 102:27 but you are the same, and your years have no end.
hope these help
God bless
Reply:ther are more than these 2 but these are the best ones...
Psalm 102:25-26
In the beginning you laid the foundations of the earth,
and the heavens are the work of your hands.
They will perish, but you remain; they will all wear out like a garment. Like clothing you will change them and they will be discarded.
Isaiah 51:6
Lift up your eyes to the heavens, look at the earth beneath; the heavens will vanish like smoke, the earth will wear out like a garment and its inhabitants die like flies. But my salvation will last forever, my righteousness will never fail.
Reply:All I know is that it is in the New Testament, most likely in the Pauline Epistles
Reply:you looking for 2 Corinthians 4:18?
Reply:NOWHERE
This will be the home of God in the eternity.
Rev 21:2 And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
Only the world and heaven ages past away.
Need a Bible verse?
1John 2:15-17 .?.?.Do not be loving either the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him; 16?because everything in the world—the desire of the flesh and the desire of the eyes and the showy display of one’s means of life—does not originate with the Father, but originates with the world. 17?Furthermore, the world is passing away and so is its desire, but he that does the will of God remains forever.
Reply:Here is the scripture I think you are looking for.
Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.
Luke 21 :33
Reply:2Co 4:18 While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.
Reply:Those who use the things of the world should not become attached to them. For this world as we know it will soon pass away.
For you have been born again, but not to a life that will quickly end. Your new life will last forever because it comes from the eternal, living word of God. As the Scriptures say,
“People are like grass;
their beauty is like a flower in the field.
The grass withers and the flower fades.
But the word of the Lord remains forever.”
That is why we never give up. Though our bodies are dying, our spirits are being renewed every day. For our present troubles are small and won’t last very long. Yet they produce for us a glory that vastly outweighs them and will last forever! So we don’t look at the troubles we can see now; rather, we fix our gaze on things that cannot be seen. For the things we see now will soon be gone, but the things we cannot see will last forever.
We are all infected and impure with sin.
When we display our righteous deeds,
they are nothing but filthy rags.
Like autumn leaves, we wither and fall,
and our sins sweep us away like the wind.
Yet no one calls on your name
or pleads with you for mercy.
Therefore, you have turned away from us
and turned us over to our sins.
Reply:Mathew 24:35 “"Heaven and earth will pass away, but My words will not pass away.”
also Luke 21:33
Reply:Isaiah 65:17 For, behold, I create new heavens and a new earth: and the former shall not be remembered, nor come into mind.
i know there is yet another, give me a moment
can't find another
Reply:II Peter 3
"10": But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
"11": Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
"12": Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?
Reply:read a bible
and search it yourself
im catholic
Reply:2 Corinthians 4:18
So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.
Reply:"Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words shall never pass away". - Jesus
Reply:this sounds scary
2Pe 3:10 But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, and then the heavens will pass away with a roar, and the heavenly bodies will be burned up and dissolved, and the earth and the works that are done on it will be exposed.
2Pe 3:11 Since all these things are thus to be dissolved, what sort of people ought you to be in lives of holiness and godliness,
2Pe 3:12 waiting for and hastening the coming of the day of God, because of which the heavens will be set on fire and dissolved, and the heavenly bodies will melt as they burn!
Psa 102:25 Of old you laid the foundation of the earth, and the heavens are the work of your hands.
Psa 102:26 They will perish, but you will remain; they will all wear out like a garment. You will change them like a robe, and they will pass away,
Psa 102:27 but you are the same, and your years have no end.
hope these help
God bless
Reply:ther are more than these 2 but these are the best ones...
Psalm 102:25-26
In the beginning you laid the foundations of the earth,
and the heavens are the work of your hands.
They will perish, but you remain; they will all wear out like a garment. Like clothing you will change them and they will be discarded.
Isaiah 51:6
Lift up your eyes to the heavens, look at the earth beneath; the heavens will vanish like smoke, the earth will wear out like a garment and its inhabitants die like flies. But my salvation will last forever, my righteousness will never fail.
Reply:All I know is that it is in the New Testament, most likely in the Pauline Epistles
Reply:you looking for 2 Corinthians 4:18?
Reply:NOWHERE
This will be the home of God in the eternity.
Rev 21:2 And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
Only the world and heaven ages past away.
Could you identify this illness?
Gordon Brown is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one. The patient replies:
"Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin race,
Aboon them a ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm."
Brown is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient.
The patient responds:
"Some hae meat an canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat an we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit."
Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the PM moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,
O the panic in thy breasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle."
Now seriously troubled, Brown turns to the accompanying doctor and asks "Is this a psychiatric ward?"
"No," replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit."
Could you identify this illness?
Absolutely brilliant.
This is the best joke, including mine, that has been on here for ages.
Have a star.
Don`t you just love some of the other answers.
Makes it all worthwhile.
Good job you didn`t mention "Rabbie Burns"
They would think it is a Jewish joke. Ha Ha.
Reply:Serious Burns as opposed to George Burns?
Reply:That's the scotts 4 ya, may b rab nessbit was there 2.
Reply:Sounds to me like a case of overdosing on haggis and falling into a stuper of trying to recite poetry written by Robert Burns, the famous Scottish poet.
Reply:Well you got me laughing my head off!
you deserve a star! *
well done!!!!!!!
Reply:Cool
Reply:I don't get it.
Does anyone else not get it or am I just slow .. =(
Reply:I LOVE SNOW
Reply:oh they got burned and cannot speak correctly makes sense to me.
Reply:heres your star
Reply:erm they burnt their tongue??
Reply:haha very good!
Reply:ah but my love is a red red rose. i cant believe some of the answers to this. its a bloody good joke.
Reply:Very funny. I'm not that familiar with Burn's work but a good joke nevertheless.
Reply:Is Burns like a William Shakespeare?
Reply:na i dont get it either
Reply:Sounds to me as though they all seriously burned their tounges. Therefore, their tounges are all bandaged up, so they're having trouble speaking... And for some reason also feel like speaking in rhyme...
fruit baskets
"Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin race,
Aboon them a ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm."
Brown is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient.
The patient responds:
"Some hae meat an canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat an we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit."
Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the PM moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,
O the panic in thy breasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle."
Now seriously troubled, Brown turns to the accompanying doctor and asks "Is this a psychiatric ward?"
"No," replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit."
Could you identify this illness?
Absolutely brilliant.
This is the best joke, including mine, that has been on here for ages.
Have a star.
Don`t you just love some of the other answers.
Makes it all worthwhile.
Good job you didn`t mention "Rabbie Burns"
They would think it is a Jewish joke. Ha Ha.
Reply:Serious Burns as opposed to George Burns?
Reply:That's the scotts 4 ya, may b rab nessbit was there 2.
Reply:Sounds to me like a case of overdosing on haggis and falling into a stuper of trying to recite poetry written by Robert Burns, the famous Scottish poet.
Reply:Well you got me laughing my head off!
you deserve a star! *
well done!!!!!!!
Reply:Cool
Reply:I don't get it.
Does anyone else not get it or am I just slow .. =(
Reply:I LOVE SNOW
Reply:oh they got burned and cannot speak correctly makes sense to me.
Reply:heres your star
Reply:erm they burnt their tongue??
Reply:haha very good!
Reply:ah but my love is a red red rose. i cant believe some of the answers to this. its a bloody good joke.
Reply:Very funny. I'm not that familiar with Burn's work but a good joke nevertheless.
Reply:Is Burns like a William Shakespeare?
Reply:na i dont get it either
Reply:Sounds to me as though they all seriously burned their tounges. Therefore, their tounges are all bandaged up, so they're having trouble speaking... And for some reason also feel like speaking in rhyme...
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Translations....please?
It's in like old english and can someone translate this into modern? Thanks!
'How ’tis, ma’am,’ resumed Stephen, appearing still to find his natural refuge in Louisa’s face, ‘that what is best in us fok, seems to turn us most to trouble an’ misfort’n an’ mistake, I dunno. But ’tis so. I know ’tis, as I know the heavens is over me ahint the smoke. We’re patient too, an’ wants in general to do right. An’ I canna think the fawt is aw wi’ us.’
Translations....please?
'How it is [it seems], ma'am.’ resumed Stephen, seeming still to find safety in Louisa’s face, ‘that what is best in us fok, seems to lead to trouble and misfortune and mistake, I don't know. But it is so. I know it is, as I know the heavens are over me through the smoke. We’re patient too, and want in general to do right. And I can think the fawt is with us.’
I don't know what "fawt" is, but I did the rest.
Anything else?
'How ’tis, ma’am,’ resumed Stephen, appearing still to find his natural refuge in Louisa’s face, ‘that what is best in us fok, seems to turn us most to trouble an’ misfort’n an’ mistake, I dunno. But ’tis so. I know ’tis, as I know the heavens is over me ahint the smoke. We’re patient too, an’ wants in general to do right. An’ I canna think the fawt is aw wi’ us.’
Translations....please?
'How it is [it seems], ma'am.’ resumed Stephen, seeming still to find safety in Louisa’s face, ‘that what is best in us fok, seems to lead to trouble and misfortune and mistake, I don't know. But it is so. I know it is, as I know the heavens are over me through the smoke. We’re patient too, and want in general to do right. And I can think the fawt is with us.’
I don't know what "fawt" is, but I did the rest.
Anything else?
What is that song...?
It goes "sexy canna just got my manna, why your hips are shaking" that is all i know. Best one gets 10 points
What is that song...?
Sexy Can I by Ray J
You can listen to it for free here:
http://www.rhapsody.com/home.html
Reply:Sexy Can I by Young Berg feat T-Pain. Awesome song =]
Reply:Sexy Can I by Ray J
Reply:"sexy can i"? idk sounds like that song.
Reply:its called sexi can i
Reply:Sexy Can i-Ray j and it goes..
sexy can i just pardon my manners girl how you shake it got a playa like
Reply:I think you mean Sexy can i.
What is that song...?
Sexy Can I by Ray J
You can listen to it for free here:
http://www.rhapsody.com/home.html
Reply:Sexy Can I by Young Berg feat T-Pain. Awesome song =]
Reply:Sexy Can I by Ray J
Reply:"sexy can i"? idk sounds like that song.
Reply:its called sexi can i
Reply:Sexy Can i-Ray j and it goes..
sexy can i just pardon my manners girl how you shake it got a playa like
Reply:I think you mean Sexy can i.
Allan McGregor or Artur Boruc?
Who's the better keeper Allan McGregor by millions Boruc canna even keep a clean sheet.
Allan McGregor or Artur Boruc?
Mcgregor by a mile
Reply:Artur Boruc
Reply:They are the best 2 Goalkeepers the Old Firm have ever had
Reply:put it this way if both plays for the same team then boruc would be automatic first choice.
Reply:Allan Mc is by far the better keeper, that"s from a football point of view...... i would go as far to say i wish the guy was English and playing in goal for us !
Reply:arthur boruc by far com on the celts
Reply:i would say it is a close run thing but i would go for boruc by a whisker
Reply:Pointless question - Rangers fans will say McGregor and Celtic fans will say Boruc. Brace yourself for clean sheet references when talking about Mcgregor.
As a neutral I would say Boruc but I wouldn't be unhappy about McGregor playnig in goal for Scotland
Reply:Allan McGregor, radiotab nailed it!
Reply:A year ago, Boruc. But cumon anyone must have seen the nick of him for he first ten minutes in Barcelona. He even admitted he was a disgrace himself.
Reply:At the beginning of this season I would have said Boruc.
At the moment it's hard to separate them which goes to show how far McGregor has progressed this season.
I will choose McGregor only because I think he is still progressing where as Boruc seems to have stopped and I believe he has other issues to deal with.
But most teams would be happy with either.
Reply:mcgregor by a mile,boruc always gets involved with the opposition fans ,lacks discipline for a supposed world class keeper
Reply:They are both outstanding keepers, I would take either, if I'm pushed i would choose Boruc. But this question, will cause a stir, how many of the old firm would vote for their oppositions keeper. Not many i would think. i make my judgment as a neutral.
Reply:Oh Artur Boruc the holy goalie,he hates the huns.He blessed himself at Ibrox and the huns went off their nut,he's off his ******* rocker and he sings god bless the pope
Reply:BigD covers my answer, I would say Boruc by a baw hair but not too much in it
Reply:Oh Artur Boruc the holy goalie..................................... the best. The man is a legend and keeps it in his pants unlike McGregor!
Reply:mcgregor playin brill at minute but i think boruc is a great shot stopper, its way 2 close 2 call.
Reply:Allan Mcgregor by far...nuff said.
Reply:Boruc easily
Reply:Mc Gregor
Reply:Allan. Boruc is a pansy, He ballet dances
Reply:mcgregor is only keeper to have four consequetive clean sheets in old firm games that says it all
Allan McGregor or Artur Boruc?
Mcgregor by a mile
Reply:Artur Boruc
Reply:They are the best 2 Goalkeepers the Old Firm have ever had
Reply:put it this way if both plays for the same team then boruc would be automatic first choice.
Reply:Allan Mc is by far the better keeper, that"s from a football point of view...... i would go as far to say i wish the guy was English and playing in goal for us !
Reply:arthur boruc by far com on the celts
Reply:i would say it is a close run thing but i would go for boruc by a whisker
Reply:Pointless question - Rangers fans will say McGregor and Celtic fans will say Boruc. Brace yourself for clean sheet references when talking about Mcgregor.
As a neutral I would say Boruc but I wouldn't be unhappy about McGregor playnig in goal for Scotland
Reply:Allan McGregor, radiotab nailed it!
Reply:A year ago, Boruc. But cumon anyone must have seen the nick of him for he first ten minutes in Barcelona. He even admitted he was a disgrace himself.
Reply:At the beginning of this season I would have said Boruc.
At the moment it's hard to separate them which goes to show how far McGregor has progressed this season.
I will choose McGregor only because I think he is still progressing where as Boruc seems to have stopped and I believe he has other issues to deal with.
But most teams would be happy with either.
Reply:mcgregor by a mile,boruc always gets involved with the opposition fans ,lacks discipline for a supposed world class keeper
Reply:They are both outstanding keepers, I would take either, if I'm pushed i would choose Boruc. But this question, will cause a stir, how many of the old firm would vote for their oppositions keeper. Not many i would think. i make my judgment as a neutral.
Reply:Oh Artur Boruc the holy goalie,he hates the huns.He blessed himself at Ibrox and the huns went off their nut,he's off his ******* rocker and he sings god bless the pope
Reply:BigD covers my answer, I would say Boruc by a baw hair but not too much in it
Reply:Oh Artur Boruc the holy goalie..................................... the best. The man is a legend and keeps it in his pants unlike McGregor!
Reply:mcgregor playin brill at minute but i think boruc is a great shot stopper, its way 2 close 2 call.
Reply:Allan Mcgregor by far...nuff said.
Reply:Boruc easily
Reply:Mc Gregor
Reply:Allan. Boruc is a pansy, He ballet dances
Reply:mcgregor is only keeper to have four consequetive clean sheets in old firm games that says it all
Divorce court joke?
Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court.
Angelina says: "Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he'always pickna his nose ana when we maka love he's a never letsa me on top. I just canna taka dis anymore."
The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, isa dis true.You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be on da bottom. Itsa all go'sa back to when I'ma young boy. My poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I always follow ev'ryting he say. My poppa one day he says, Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life. Number one, you always keepa your nose clean. Ana number two, never screw up.
Divorce court joke?
This was so funny I had to tell it to others. Thanks for the laugh
Reply:Ha ha!
Reply:then try this
Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an asshole."
~~~~~
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
~~~~~
Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
~~~~~
For Sale
Wedding dress, size 12.
Worn once by mistake.
~~~~~
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage.
~~~~~
"I'm a big opponent of divorce. Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know?"
-- Loretta Lynn
~~~~~
Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
~~~~~
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."
Submitted by Gr8SmokyMt
~~~~~
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
~~~~~
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~~~~~
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
~~~~~
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him).
~~~~~
Did You Know?
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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~~~~~
Former Education Secretary William Bennett attended a modern wedding where the bride and groom pledged in their wedding vows to remain together "as long as love shall last."
Bennett said, "I sent paper plates as my wedding gift."
~~~~~
My soon-to-be ex-husband brought his girlfriend to divorce court this week. I guess they figured she might as well know what to expect.
~~~~~
A Woman's Perfect Breakfast
You're sitting at the breakfast table.....
Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.
Your daughter is on the cover of Fortune.
Your boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
Your husband is on the back of the milk carton.
~~~~~
A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce."
The judge says, "You've been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?"
The couple say in unison, "Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead."
~~~~~
Love may be blind, but marriage Is a real eye-opener!
~~~~~
Get a New Car for Your Spouse.
It'll be a Great Trade!
Thank you Hey you must also tell that to me!!!
Reply:LOL it is so funny! " never screw UP"
Reply:???
Reply:j
ginkgo
Angelina says: "Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he'always pickna his nose ana when we maka love he's a never letsa me on top. I just canna taka dis anymore."
The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, isa dis true.You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be on da bottom. Itsa all go'sa back to when I'ma young boy. My poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I always follow ev'ryting he say. My poppa one day he says, Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life. Number one, you always keepa your nose clean. Ana number two, never screw up.
Divorce court joke?
This was so funny I had to tell it to others. Thanks for the laugh
Reply:Ha ha!
Reply:then try this
Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an asshole."
~~~~~
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
~~~~~
Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
~~~~~
For Sale
Wedding dress, size 12.
Worn once by mistake.
~~~~~
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage.
~~~~~
"I'm a big opponent of divorce. Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know?"
-- Loretta Lynn
~~~~~
Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
~~~~~
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."
Submitted by Gr8SmokyMt
~~~~~
90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
~~~~~
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~~~~~
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him).
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Did You Know?
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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Former Education Secretary William Bennett attended a modern wedding where the bride and groom pledged in their wedding vows to remain together "as long as love shall last."
Bennett said, "I sent paper plates as my wedding gift."
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My soon-to-be ex-husband brought his girlfriend to divorce court this week. I guess they figured she might as well know what to expect.
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A Woman's Perfect Breakfast
You're sitting at the breakfast table.....
Your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties.
Your daughter is on the cover of Fortune.
Your boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
Your husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce."
The judge says, "You've been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?"
The couple say in unison, "Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead."
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Love may be blind, but marriage Is a real eye-opener!
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Get a New Car for Your Spouse.
It'll be a Great Trade!
Thank you Hey you must also tell that to me!!!
Reply:LOL it is so funny! " never screw UP"
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